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2 minutes ago, Toshabi said:

Can't I just have sex in a fursuit with a coat check girl at a convention hotel and be popufur?

No, you need to RUN the coat check and have sex with other peoples fursuits!  Unoccupied fursuits!  Jizz on them, take photos, post the photos, declare censorship when they delete your submissions!  Get your legion of white knights to defend you!

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I've been unironically called a popufur twice, and I don't understand it. I'm very far from it.

I wouldn't mind being one though, I guess. People would be actively taking an interest in me, and I'd find that very flattering. Plus, It would be great to see more popular lizards OCs.

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1 minute ago, Azurex said:

I've been unironically called a popufur twice, and I don't understand it. I'm very far from it.

I wouldn't mind being one though, I guess. People would be actively taking an interest in me, and I'd find that very flattering. It would be great to see more popular lizards OCs.

I think people just use the term to mean "hey you have friends". Since I guess the default furry status is being miserable and alone.

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11 minutes ago, Azurex said:

I've been unironically called a popufur twice, and I don't understand it. I'm very far from it.

I wouldn't mind being one though, I guess. People would be actively taking an interest in me, and I'd find that very flattering. It would be great to see more popular lizards OCs.

You're too nice to be popufur

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Maybe it's just me, but popufur sounds like one of those terms that has its origins in jealousy. An artist does well for themselves not necessarily by pandering, but simply by being good at whatever it is they do. Naturally this will inspire others for a variety of reasons, be it financial benefit, or just being the centre of attention. So others will seek out the same mantle on their own terms, some will succeed and many others will make complete asses of themselves in their attempt. I've seen the word popufur thrown around like a slur, but really all it means is that the person in question is in some way successful.

Maybe it's not supposed to be a negative term, maybe it started out a s a positive, got turned into a slur, and maybe it's gone back to being something of a badge of honour, I don't know. Maybe furries just attach negative connotations to everything by default. In any case, I wouldn't object to the term. Having a lot of people know my name in my mind is a mark of success. If they like what I do, then I'm doing something right by them.  

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29 minutes ago, Clove Darkwave said:

Well yeah most furries are nerds so it's no surprise popularity is met with bitterness.

I think it's more so that the popular furries are notorious for being egotistical dickheads that even abuse those who worship the ground they walk on. What's worse, is that the fans put up with such terrible behavior because... porn?

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1 minute ago, Barnectomy said:

I think it's more so that the popular furries are notorious for being egotistical dickheads that even abuse those who worship the ground they walk on. What's worse, is that the fans put up with such terrible behavior because... porn?

Ever hear any of your nerd friends in gradeschool say something along the lines of "When I get a job in management we'll see who's laughing"? 'Cause I did and I think it falls along a similar mentality.

 

That being said it's not a blanket either way. Some people become jerks and some don't. Infamly spreads fast.

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Popufur guide:

-The easy way:

Stir up a shit-ton of drama.

Profit.

-The hard way:

Do something related to the fandom for years like making suits or dancing around to crappy dubstep remixes in a fursuit you made yourself in two days.

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Popufur recipe:

1. Get a fucksuit fursuit

2. Whore it up on camera, posting NSFW pics on Twitter and Tumblr

3. Make a sex tape in your fucksuit fursuit murrsuit

4. Spam the link on Furaffinity on every single one of your 'fans' pages, and all fetish pages. Be sure to spam Twitter and Tumblr with your sex tape.

5. Worship Aurora Spencer even harder.

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Gain infamy by stealing money from other furfags and then spending all of it on commissions of your goofy OC being blown by fifty furry waifus. Bonus points if you freeze to death after a string of financial complications.

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12 minutes ago, Machine said:

Gain infamy by stealing money from other furfags and then spending all of it on commissions of your goofy OC being blown by fifty furry waifus. Bonus points if you freeze to death after a string of financial complications.

Wanna go halfers with me?

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Popufur
You're gonna be popufur
I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to traps
Little ways to yiff and murr
I'll show you what fur color to wear
How not to pass out in a suit
Everything that really counts

To be popufur
I'll help you be popufur
You'll hang with the right snitches and bitches
You'll be good at Cleveland Steamin
Know the fur slang you've got to know
So let's start
Because you don't have herpes yet. 

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You can be popufur by doing one of two things:
 

1. Being a furry whore. Make a sextape series of you fucking in suit and spread it around like wildfire. Invite people to your con room to have hours upon hours of unprotected sex. Get an STD and spread it to your furry fuckboys. Insta-popularity.

2. Be a lulzcow. Start drama with every controversial thing. Make videos about controversial topics. Make continuous callouts of well-known infamous furries into abhorrent fetishes. PROFIT!

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