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Why?

 

I legit can't understand this at all. Even as someone who's actively indulging in this fandom. I don't get the obsession with trying to make yourself an icon/symbol in this fandom. I can sort of understand if you're trying to make money selling shit in the fandom, but just being a character everyone HAS to talk about/love/wanna be friends with? Come on! That's totally lame >:[

 

It's something that has confused me to no end and is something I'll never ever understand. If anything, the thought of having a mindless wave of zombies follow me around to touch my booty doesn't sound all that appealing, considering I don't have a necro fetish. THOUGH I CAN SAY BEING THE CENTER SPOTLIGHT ALL THE TIME SOUNDS NICE, but honestly? Why the fuck should you try so hard for something like that? It's just gross and it makes you really super duper lame to people who have common sense. Just make a nice group of friends, settle down, enjoy yourself. Not every convention you go to should be flooded with people who want to actively obsess over you and you shouldn't be trying to have YOU be the center of every conversation like some meme. Sheesh, have some standards! Like some Toshabi standards. That Ego seriously just makes you come off as a tool to your friends. Head inflation is the worst kind of inflation. 

 

But then again, it's something easy for me to not wanna aspire to, considering I'm the least popular pokemon in the whole pokedex right under dunsparce. 

 

Toshabi mumble jumble rant over!

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10 minutes ago, Toshabi said:

Wow Machine. I pour my heart out into my post about popufurs and you give me some fancy medical term I had to google up to understand just wow. Friendship over.

 

And if we didn't have one, let's be friends so I can end it right after. 

Bby come back

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I share your dislike of arrogance, Toshabi, so I won't quote an episode of Star Trek in this post, I'll just say that a great man once said," Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgments."

If you want your Napoleon friend to share this mentality, then all you have to do is have him watch Star Trek: First Contact.

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I don't really know if I count as "popufur" or whatever. I have an FA watcher base that is over 1000 people, I halp run the Sharks-of-FA page, and people seem to really like the porn I upload.

I don't really see it as me being popular, I mainly just see it as a large group of people that I could potentially be friends with sometime down the road.

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Also clarification: The person in question has STATED they want to be popufur. This isn't me assuming jack shit. They straight up told me over skype that they're trying their hardest to be popular in the furry fandom and what not. 

 

This ain't about people who just straight up became popular just by being who they are. This is someone who seemingly shifted their entire way of posting/talking/communicating JUST so they can get some attention.

 

Also, they a long standing friend who I'd rather keep him from getting too lost in furfaggotry. I've straight up told em that they're being a dipshit, but yah, I'm working on some form of reform for em before they're too lost.

 

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Like this is to the point where they OBSESS over follower count, views and of enough people liked what they said.

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Steps to become popufur

Step 1 have a extremely high opinion of yourself

Step 2 own a fursuit or draw art 

Step 3 treat others like the human garbage you feel they are

Step 4 congrats your popufur ! 

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Tell 'em they were NATURALLY un'popufur' and no amount of 'dressing up' will change their true nature.

They're basic.

Make them aware of how their pandering to the likes of others will get them nowhere in life and that their menial pursuit into pseudo-fame will remain motionless. If they had to change themself so drastically for attention then they just aren't impressionable. Remind them that even if they were to become popular they still lack any substance that would keep them at that elevated level.

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Yeah pretty much. I've been kinda rolling my eyes more and more when I talk with them. Wowie, does going balls deep into the fandom really do this to people? Maybe Toshabi is going to turn into one of these some day.

 

 

Or not cause he had his furry certification training done at FAF Inc.

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28 minutes ago, Vaer said:

Tell 'em they were NATURALLY un'popufur' and no amount of 'dressing up' will change their true nature.

They're basic.

Make them aware of how their pandering to the likes of others will get them nowhere in life and that their menial pursuit into pseudo-fame will remain motionless. If they had to change themself so drastically for attention then they just aren't impressionable. Remind them that even if they were to become popular they still lack any substance that would keep them at that elevated level.

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Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah pretty much! But what can you do really? I gotto snap them the fuck out of this somehow.... Maybe I should send them a flame or two. Maybe that'll get the point across. That or draw my character relentlessly butt fucking them into submission. Do you communicate to popufurs by way of art? I need to know this. 

 

Maybe I should check the store to like, a players guide or something.

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I do RP-y shark stuff because I dunno, I enjoy it I guess. The idea of being a shark person over the internet is more fun than being a real person in real life, lol.

So I casually do stuff like *Nibbles on Toshabi* or *Wraps big shark tail around Toshabi* and stuff like that. It's adorable to me, leave me alone. QQ

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2 minutes ago, Lucyfish said:

I do RP-y shark stuff because I dunno, I enjoy it I guess. The idea of being a shark person over the internet is more fun than being a real person in real life, lol.

So I casually do stuff like *Nibbles on Toshabi* or *Wraps big shark tail around Toshabi* and stuff like that. It's adorable to me, leave me alone. QQ

*Takes a small whiff of the air near Lucy, noticing a very familiar, fishy smell*
..."Smells like vagina in here!"

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I don't understand the appeal of wanting to be popular in the fandom. The idea scares me, having people watch your every move and judge you based on either your likes or dislikes. Them being harsh and criticizing your fetishes and kinks, monitoring your journals and personality for flaws.

I'm extremely happy with my small handful of close furry friends that I can talk about cartoons and art with. That seems more appealing to me than being a popufur.

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It's really silly to hear about people who get commissions and stuff just to be popular, which i have had someone say before. I just buy commissions because they're sexy/fun and i enjoy seeing a cat version of me get yiffed. I post them when i feel like it and don't really care much for the follows and favs i get, though i do always thank the first fav cause it's a sort of speed thingy.

Getting commissions just to be popular is really silly.

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41 minutes ago, Lucyfish said:

I do RP-y shark stuff because I dunno, I enjoy it I guess. The idea of being a shark person over the internet is more fun than being a real person in real life, lol.

So I casually do stuff like *Nibbles on Toshabi* or *Wraps big shark tail around Toshabi* and stuff like that. It's adorable to me, leave me alone. QQ

And this Croc does do croc things a good chunk of the time. 

 

Toshabi is talking more about intent rather than actions really. Cause Toshabi acts like a Croc and does it cause that's what crocs do. He ain't doing it cause he's trying to score browny points for popfurity. 

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What I think is interesting is that popularity in the fandom can basically be bought.  All you need is money, buy yourself a bunch of fancy commissions from popular artists, maybe be a bit flirty in your comment responses on your FA page, (And some people are jerks and STILL popular) and a bunch of people will thin that you are an awesome and amazing person pretty much just because you buy porn that they like to look at.

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I don't try to be popular, but if lots of people show interest in the things I commission and stuff then it does feel like a bit of a nice encouragement to keep doing what I like. I get porn not because of the popularity, but because I'm a perverted weirdo who likes shark porn. If people want to appreciate that shark porn with me, well the more the merrier.

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21 minutes ago, AshleyAshes said:

What I think is interesting is that popularity in the fandom can basically be bought.  All you need is money, buy yourself a bunch of fancy commissions from popular artists, maybe be a bit flirty in your comment responses on your FA page, (And some people are jerks and STILL popular) and a bunch of people will thin that you are an awesome and amazing person pretty much just because you buy porn that they like to look at.

*Cough*JayNaylor*Cough*

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12 minutes ago, Toshabi said:

God, I'd have so many scandals. It's not even funny. TOSHABI IS VERY CONTROVERSIAL! >:[

No, you can't just be controversial, most would just take you for a troll.  Only those who are POPULAR and THEN controversial get scandals.  What you're going need is drama.  Lots and lots and lots of drama.  You'll need a new 'True Love For Ever' found in the fandom EVERY MONTH, and last month's true love?  Declare that they fuck dogs.  Someone doesn't like your FA submission?  Scream about how they are trying to change your art style.  Even if it's a photo of your dinner that they don't like, that fucker is trying to OPPRESS YOU for your STYLE.  Buy a fursuit, don't pay for it, accuse the fursuit builder of trying to rob YOU.  Your fursona?  Give it a 'unique' but actually pretty tropish trait, like two tails that are complimentary colors.  Threaten to sue anyone who's fursona has two tails.  Hell sue anyone who's fursona has two ANYTHINGs, arms, legs, boobs, ovaries!  Make a Journal about how Sega ripped you off with Tailz and how this makes you depressed... Which is why you can't bother to pay back that fursuit maker you ripped off, just so depressed about how Sega violated you.

If furry is Mars and you are Mark Watney, you are going to Drama the shit out of this!

 

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