#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I went to a fur con once and then joined the forum just out of curiosity. I thought I'd stick around and poke fun at this ridiculous fandom. Well, I may have become contaminated and accidentally become a furry. Is there any way to reverse this? Is there some kind of cult de-programmer who can make me normal again? Is it too late? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 The only way is through an incinerator. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Im sorry. Its terminal. Too far gone...too far gone... Such a shame a decent, upstanding individual defected so badly into the filthhole 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Enigma said: The only way is through an incinerator. So you're saying there is hope? Just now, WolfNightV4X1 said: Im sorry. Its terminal. Too far gone...too far gone... So you're saying there's no hope? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: So you're saying there is hope? So you're saying there's no hope? Sir, Im afraid you can never look at a fox the same way again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Sir, Im afraid you can never look at a fox the same way again The same as what exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 The only way to overcome it is to become annoyingly obsessed with something entirely different Become a vegan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, #00Buck said: So you're saying there is hope? Define hope. If it's a pile of furriless ash, then yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, Enigma said: Define hope. If it's a pile of furriless ash, then yes! What do ppl do with the ashes? Oh noes! I'm doing it again. Halp me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: What do ppl do with the ashes? Oh noes! I'm doing it again. Halp me. Jettison them from the international space station. There too many animals on earth to leave your ashes here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, Enigma said: Jettison them from the international space station. There too many animals on earth to leave your ashes here. Oh at least that does not involve "yiff." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Enigma said: Define hope. If it's a pile of furriless ash, then yes! So either a Burned Fur or a phoenix in the wrong phase. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Oh I'm afraid its far too late, my friend.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I suggest a furry version of this type of therapy. http://www.criticalcommons.org/Members/ccManager/clips/clockworkOrangeVidi.mp4/view Edit: I was trying to find the correct clip on Youtube and scrolled down to see this comment: "Make him look at furry porn next >:3" LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 hour ago, #00Buck said: Is there any way to reverse this? Is there some kind of cult de-programmer who can make me normal again? Show your mom FA 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 The only way is to batter you, cover you in breadcrumbs, and deep fry you. Serve with fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: The only way is to batter you, cover you in breadcrumbs, and deep fry you. Serve with fries. Vore isn't the answer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: The only way is to batter you, cover you in breadcrumbs, and deep fry you. Serve with fries. Fish lives matter! 2 hours ago, DrDingo said: The only way to overcome it is to become annoyingly obsessed with something entirely different Become a vegan I'm sure combining veganism and atheism will be the cure I need. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Enigma said: The only way is through an incinerator. Hold still while the party escort bot takes you to your "party" 1 hour ago, Vitaly said: Show your mom FA Fucking brilliant! Don't forget to toggle SFW filter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Enigma said: Vore isn't the answer. I make cakes of furries and eat them. What have I done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Vitaly said: Show your mom FA It's all fun and games until parents everywhere start secretly buying furry wall calendars of beefy guys in briefs and scantily clad gals. 2 minutes ago, #00Buck said: I make cakes of furries and eat them. What have I done? Made me hungry for fish sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 minute ago, ArielMT said: It's all fun and games until parents everywhere start secretly buying furry wall calendars of beefy guys in briefs and scantily clad gals. Made me hungry for fish sticks. Wahhhhhhh!!!!!! Fursecution! Even the mods are ganging up on me. Now I'll have to post and "I'm leaving" thread where I say I'm leaving the fandom forever and make vague references to self harm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, #00Buck said: I make cakes of furries and eat them. Cakes like this? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, ArielMT said: Cakes like this? No... Cakes like this: It's too late. I already have Endless/Name-less being baked as we speak. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: No... Cakes like this: I'm not sure what to feel about the first pastry, but the second one was gay. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, #00Buck said: No... Cakes like this: Awesome!... I mean what the hell?! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 Endless/Name-less will have a chocolate and coffee flavoured mocha centre for that endless caffeine and sugar rush. We will eat them this weekend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: Endless/Name-less will have a chocolate and coffee flavoured mocha centre for that endless caffeine and sugar rush. We will eat them this weekend. It is too late for you. You are one of us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Enigma said: It is too late for you. You are one of us. Everyone, start chanting. ONE OF US, ONE OF US... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just so long as you aren't eating all of these cakes lone, then we would have to send in the Seal Team Yiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Strongbob said: Just so long as you aren't eating all of these cakes lone, then we would have to send in the Seal Team Yiff. So far everyone had loved the cakes. But nobody has "LOVED" the cakes. We practice consensual group vore and combine it with noodles and boardgames. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 BTW if you are a sick piece of furry trash and you want to be eaten let me know. We can eat you next! Also if you're in the Toronto area and want to eat ppl let me know. Maybe if you are popufur enough I will invite you to a cake night. Or maybe I reject you just to make you cry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 50 minutes ago, #00Buck said: BTW if you are a sick piece of furry trash and you want to be eaten let me know. We can eat you next! Also if you're in the Toronto area and want to eat ppl let me know. Maybe if you are popufur enough I will invite you to a cake night. Or maybe I reject you just to make you cry. I don't think I'll ever be in Toronto. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, Enigma said: I don't think I'll ever be in Toronto. Good. So do you want to be eaten or not you sick piece of trash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: Good. So do you want to be eaten or not you sick piece of trash? 4 minutes ago, Enigma said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Enigma said: So you're saying you want me to make a Tommy Lee Jones cake? Because I will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: So you're saying you want me to make a Tommy Lee Jones cake? Because I will. Yes? (That sounds cool too) Do you need references or something? I've got plenty of porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, Enigma said: Yes? (That sounds cool too) Do you need references or something? I've got plenty of porn. PM me your reference art and maybe I'll also include Tommy Lee Jones on the cake too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 The only cure for being a furry is to yiff the person who made you a furry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, Kosha said: The only cure for being a furry is to yiff the person who made you a furry. But I'm not that flexible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Vitaly said: Show your mom FA Find your mom on FA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 42 minutes ago, Xaende said: Find your mom on FA. I will find your mom on FA. Is she hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 54 minutes ago, Kosha said: The only cure for being a furry is to yiff the person who made you a furry. What if you make yourself a furry? What then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Battlechili said: What if you make yourself a furry? What then? Self yiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 25 minutes ago, Battlechili said: What if you make yourself a furry? What then? Go fuck yourself. (Below is the furry translation of what I just said) 25 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Self yiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 You're fine, I too used to be a furry, but now look at me. I'm a model citizen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 You cannot touch the corners of the furry fandom without leaving stained, slightly smelly, and all around ruined. I too thought i was above it, but no I hatelove all of you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I was up above it!! ..now I'm down in it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 1 hour ago, SirRob said: You're fine, I too used to be a furry, but now look at me. I'm a model citizen. How glazed is your Fox amiibo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 4 hours ago, #00Buck said: No... Cakes like this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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