Enigma Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Granted, but you don't know when to stop. I hope you're into inflation. (Irl it doesn't end well) I wish I could turn back time, I wish could find a way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Granted! Unfortunately you aren't able to take back those words you'd told them, and they don't stay. I wish for a great big billboard in a prominent position, unironically proclaiming how awesome I am. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Granted, it is taken at face-value by viewers but is soon vandalized into declaring several valugarities related to you, also taken at face value. I wish I had some folks to do stuff with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Granted. You are invited to do some handicrafts. You gladly take up the offer and as you are making a cut on cardboard, you instead cut a deep wound on yourself. I wish for a good hamburger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Granted, it's made of your favorite animal. Also you named it. I wish I had a Taser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I may or may not have been ninja'd. Granted. It's made out of Lego. I wish dodos still existed. They're kinda cute. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Granted, they're actually quite annoying and a much more impressive (ecologically important) species went extinct to became a symbol of man's impact instead. I wish to be more outgoing and chatty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Granted. You slowly realize that you're losing your mind and the only thing you can do to fill that void is talk. Soon, all you can do is engage in mindless banter over insignificant topics, which drives everyone you enjoy away. Trying to find someone to talk to, you seek more and more terrible people. A few years later, you find yourself as the president of a small country. I wish this headache would go away as quickly as it came. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Granted. I wish I still had some pizza left. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Granted, you vomit it back up and it reconstitutes itself in the shape of the slices you ate. I wish I could make a reasonable living off writing my stories and doing my 3D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Granted, you find that you suddenly have an audience of thousands clamoring to buy your creative works. Unfortunately the only subject you seem to have the inspiration to write/create is MLP inflation scat porn. I wish love wasn't such an old fashioned word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Granted! The accepted phrase is now "I love you, innit, bizzach." I wish for prohibition to come back. I'm sick of drunken students waking me up at 3AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Granted, prohibition was never taken off the books and they just stopped enforcing it. They continue to only enforce it when they want to throw the book at somebody and it hardly has any impact on your problem. I wish I had some nice art of my characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Granted! It costs a fortune and you'll have to get another job. I wish for greater understanding of the universe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Granted, the understanding is too complex for your fragile and inferior cat brain, and you go insane. I wish for a hug 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Granted. The person giving the hug cannot control their strength and a few of your bones snap I wish for a glassful of Gin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 The Dyslexic Genie grants your wish! Enjoy your assful of gun! I wish I had a Lightning cable that didn't disintegrate after only a small amount of use. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Granted. But it requires as much energy to run as produced by a lightning bolt, and when you're monthly electric bill arrives, it comes to £ 8, 255, 654, 542.88, payable upon receipt. I wish some furs would change to having a Fossa fursona, so we could form the Fossa army, and take over the whole furry fandom, with our mischievous, bouncy Fossa fun and might! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Granted, you take over a fandom deserted by everybody except those who enjoy that stuff, leaving you and your army. I wish I has better interior design ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Granted. But they never get any better than those featured on, 'The Brady Bunch'. I wish there had never been such a thing as 'reality tv' shows, and that all such shows would suddenly be banned, and disappear, forever, and be replaced by cartoons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Granted. The cartoons are all taken form Walt Disney's secret collection of animated Nazi propaganda, and all the reality TV stars displaced by your wish come to live at your house. The worst thing is... there's nobody to vote them out so they have to stay forever! I wish I had the power to turn guns into bananas, dildos, water pistols, foam fingers and other amusing hand-portable items so I could become a masked vigilante! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Granted! But the guns are almost always turned into very large dildos, which are taken and used against you, so to speak! I wish I the ammount of fighting and violence in video games was replaced with a wide, creative variety of sex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted. Now everyone is bored of sex. The only way people get off is through violence. (Consensual) I wish that I always felt well rested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 You always feel well-rested, but it's because you're trapped in a permanent coma. I wish my stories and settings with the koopalings would be canonized into Nintendo's media. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted. Nintendo collapses and Microsoft buys them out. The edgy koopalings are now in a FPS that is released annually. I wish I had cat like reflexes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted! As soon as anyone gets out a laser pointer you're compelled to chase the little red dot. You also find it impossible to climb down from trees without the aid of a fireman (which could be a good thing, y'know...) but if anyone wants a mouse catching, you the man! I wish I could change clouds into any shape I liked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted. These clouds then develop into downbursts or tornadic supercells and then beeline for you and your loved ones. I wish I didn't have to do yard work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyTundraWolf Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted. You now have a robot that does your yard work for you, but it's going to explode at a random point; it could be in 10 minutes or 10 years, but it will. I wish for the secret to immortality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted! It's eating YOUR heart! Nobody else's will do, got to be yours. Oh, and now everyone else on the Internet knows too! Better watch your back... I wish for a decent politician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted. His/her successor will lead your country into a next dark age I wish I never felt tired or had a need to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Faust said: Granted! As soon as anyone gets out a laser pointer you're compelled to chase the little red dot. You also find it impossible to climb down from trees without the aid of a fireman (which could be a good thing, y'know...) but if anyone wants a mouse rat catching, you the man! (Minor fix) Most of this happens anyways. I can live with it. @Snagged Cub granted. You're dead. I wish I had a death note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted. You accidentally write your own name on it. 1 minute ago, Enigma said: You're dead (jokes on you for corrupting my wish in such a lame way) I wish for the red pill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted. You get the light red one. You're gay! :V I wish to see a debate on which is worse. FNaF porn or MLP porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Victor-933 said: Granted. These clouds then develop into downbursts or tornadic supercells and then beeline for you and your loved ones. Looking back on this, all I can think of now is a massive dark penis-shaped cloud drawing ominously closer and slowly upending itself into a massive dark penis-shaped tornado that's gonna come fuck you, and not in the good way. (skip me) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 26 minutes ago, Enigma said: Granted. You get the light red one. You're gay! :V I wish to see a debate on which is worse. FNaF porn or MLP porn. Hey, I already decorate my Xcom soldiers in glorious pink titan armor. Also saying "I'm gay" here would be legit . . . Granted. You become addicted to one of them as you witness "the examples" flashing before your eyes and you can't help but to pull your pants down [To be continued for... Reasons] I wish I didn't triple post here and waste the last hour of my life here 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted, you waste the last hour of your life elsewhere to the detriment of us and the benefit of no one. I wish I had a world-class library in my home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted. It's a World class library of adult fan fiction involving Sonic characters. I wish I had more gum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 (edited) ninja'd, skip Edited October 27, 2016 by Victor-933 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted, you have a world class library in your home, but it comes along with several very crabby, old-school librarians, who are always shushing you. Oh, and then there's constant groups of middle-school students who visit each day on field trips. And lots of book lice. But the collection itself is amazing. Edit: @Feelwell the RabbitGranted! But's it's all used chewing gum, who people now enjoy discarding into your fur. I wish there were more games in the Red Lantern section, or maybe even a separate section for them there, because it seems kinda dead, over there...and it'd be fun to have more leeway in the answers ; ) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted, Russian Roulette is now added to the Red Lantern. Have fun. I wish Halloween would be more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted. A killer Clown now patrols streets near you, spraying laughing gas over his victims before stabbing them to death. At least their final moment were "fun" I wish I had a jack in the box 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Granted! The killer clown jams a car jack into your 'box' (euphemism) and cranks the handle repeatedly. I wish these bloody killer clowns would go away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Granted, a fourth election debate is announced and the stage rigged to explode and kill both presidential candidates. Oh, THOSE killer clowns. Whoops! I wish this one coworker on another project would stop being so loud and whiny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Granted, he's promoted and is your boss. Now he just sends passive aggressive emails to you and doesn't know what he's doing. I wish I had a popcorn machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Granted! But when you go to make popcorn, you discover that you're using a new, genetically modified variety, that produces 10,000 times the normal volume. First the kitchen and then your house fill with huge, fluffy kernels, before enveloping the city. It's also buttered, making clean-up even more messy, for which the city sends you a hefty fine. I wished I had a nice, juicy steak, cooked rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Granted. It's from your own body. I wish for a nice pair of tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 As this is a PG-13 section of the site, you find a nice pair of [tit birds]. I want my hair to naturally grow in this color blue for the rest of my life. No more bleaching and dying it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Vae said: As this is a PG-13 section of the site, you find a nice pair of [tit birds]. This is exactly as I wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Granted. Every other person dislikes your blue hair. I wish for a shitpost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Granted. I wish I could be everywhere at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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