Fossa Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 *uses spot remover to get rid of the leopard* Hires a landscape architect, and builds my modern, Fossa mansion. My Modern Fossa Hill! Only Fossa are welcome! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted January 31, 2017 Author Share Posted January 31, 2017 I sneaky prowl into the Fossa Hill and sneaky remove you and the other Fossa's. My Sneaky Hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 I call the SWAT team in to take out the supposed fossa drug ring on the hill. The Feds seize the property once its occupants have either been arrested or shot, and I buy it in a police auction. My hill with a house full of bullet holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 I send an army of Mexican Luchadores to take over the hill. Armed with clubs and raised on a diet of fried avocado and cinco-de-mayonaise, they make short work of everyone and everything on the hill before turning it into a lovely Hacienda. ¡Dios mío, es mi colina otra vez! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 I break into the hacienda and raid the kitchen. I eat all of the cinco-de-mayonnaise. Stuffed coyote lying on trashed kitchen floor in food coma. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CETME Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 I pay the Gulf Cartel to send their sicarios to the hacienda and eliminate you. Me with the sicarios waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 I send the DEA after you and help perpetrate the largest cartel bust in history. My historic hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 I somehow magically eliminate all govenrment agencies, so there is no DEA, get rid of all the other criminals, and resume relaxing in my luxurious, hilltop home, lolling about in my hot-tub, surrounded by attractive and attentive Fossas, serving me champagne, and lighting my cigars. My decadent Hill! By the way...what's this funny stuffed coyote rug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 I wake up from food coma and eat the luxurious dinner the fossas were preparing. The fossas try to hit me with a broom to shoo me out, but I eat the broom. My kitchen full of exasperated fossas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 I convince the Fossas I am a Fossa Angel by flying around a bit. After a spirited re-enactment of the defeat of Darth Vader in Fossa-language, complete with actions and sound effects, they accept me as their god. Non-believers are stoned to death. Coyotes are carefully relocated to the large hill full of delicious things in tempting rubbish sacks that I've placed nearby, because I am a benevolent deity. My Dystopian Theocratic Hill! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Soon all the fossas become nonbelievers, and are stoned. However, the bat has failed to realize that fossas like to get stoned, and that you kill them by getting them stoned. They slowly awaken from their stupor, high as a kite, and mistake the bat for a lemur, in their almost hallucinatory state, who is quickly placed into a pressure cooker, and cooked until tender. Relaxes in a hot tub on drunken, stoned, wild Fossa hill! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I call animal control on your stoner fossas, and they are all hauled away. Without an army to defend you, you come face to face with me. I aim a revolver at your head and pull the trigger. My hill with a blood soaked carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Luckily, I am reincarnated, and drop an anvil on you, as well as a safe and a grand piano, for good measure, from a nearby tree, flattening you. My Hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 I am still at the large hill full of tempting things in rubbish sacks. I look down on the other hill and see the dead bodies. These two hills are coyote paradise. My large hill and everyone else's hill filled with dead bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 *sends my Fossa Troopers over, and has that Coyote taken away to the funny farm* Have a fun time at Happy Hills Sanitarium, while I enjoy my (newly cleaned and disinfected) HIll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 *whacks you with bagpipes and drives you off the hill* My Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 *attempts to play said bagpipes without any formal training or musical talent* That's enough to get rid of anybody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 *just cringes and stares at you* The fuck dude. -our hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 I host Summer Slaughter on the hill, drowning your bagpipes with the sound of death metal. My metal hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 I put some earplugs in. Our metal hill. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 I awaken in the Happy Hills Sanitarium, which is filled with other coyotes. Unfortunately, we are all released due to budget cuts for mental health funding. The crazy coyotes swarm the hill. Hill filled with coyotes from an insane asylum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 This hill is a mess! Bagpipers, Metal concerts, Fennecs with earplugs (heresy!), insane coyotes (double heresy!) I build a giant concrete dome over it, then cover that with dirt and plant a flag with my sigil on it. Soon everyone forgets what ancient terrors were hidden away beneath The Hill. But, they say you can hear the faint sounds of the nightmarish Bagpipe-Metal-playing-Coyote-Fennec-Hybrid-Terminator they forged as their scion! :O My Nice Scenic Hill with The Perfect Spot for Camping and Ghost Stories! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I decide that the dome is too silent and try to leave. In style. Yes, that involves explosives. My world that's crashing down. Oh, and there were these earplug things. Yeah, that would explain the silence. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I get in a bulldozer and use it shove dirt into the crater that was the hill then use it make a new hill. I then erect a weasel statue on top. My weasel hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I remove the weasel with my superior wotter body. My hybrid hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I distract you with a winterguard show the likes you have never seen before, and seize the hill with tiny cute baby bunnies while you're not looking. My adora-hill. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 I pass out hats to all the bunnies. I also give them mountain dew and teach them how to scream at people who disagree with them on the internet. My fedora-hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Being a weasel I go around squeaking and surplus killing all the bunnies with copies of the (rather crap come to think about it) blades I first drew Frensel with. I then set up a stall selling vintage zetex/ferranti ZTX series electronics and germanium transistors to audio buffs and guitar players. My high gain low VCE(sat) hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpai-Fish Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 I read from the Necronomicon, using Lopaw's customers as a blood offering to Lord Cthulhu. He submerges the hill and an army of Deep Ones and Elder Things now are at my beck and call. My drowned, Eldritch abomination-infested hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 I phone up the Justice League and have Sea-Man deal with your Eldritch abominations since they make awful neighbors. But while hes dealing with that I come to the epiphany that underwater hills are a terrible long term investment and so I go find a nice new grassy hill away from the coast. My pleasant sunny hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 I buy a tanker truck full of pesticides with a small loan of one million dollars and use it to eradicate all the beautiful flowers on the hill. Disheartened by this travesty, Garth flees the hill, running to the closest flower shop. I claim the hill. My withered hill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I stop at a 7-11 and get a big gulp. All fueled up, I return to the hill and proceed to mark my territory all over it. My marked withered hill. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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