My Hill!

[LadyRadarEars]

I set up ghettos around the gentrified hill, lowering property values and increasing crime rates so that everyone moves out and the resulting rustification of the entire community forces you to leave during a bought of gang violence.

My completely undervalued and slowly-rife-with-urban-decay hill.

[Kinharia]

I takeover a new hill outside the Urban hill's city.

My hill with a plushie.

[Faust]

I steal the plushie.

My plushie.

[Fossa]

I almost forgot about this!

*stuffs the bat into a Tweety Bird costume, and ships him off to the Acme products Company*

*Plants a lush canopy of trees to frolic about in, and lays down on a comfy branch*

My Fossa-branch on my Fossa Hill!

[Kinharia]

I push you off the hill.

My Hill!

[Enigma]

*throws a toy mouse for you to chase*

My hill

[Snagged]

I stick my flag into the hill and claim it as my own. Then I hire thugs to deport you from my glorious country that is the hill

As a self proclaimed king, I announce this

My hill

[DevilBear]

You hear something coming in from the distance. You can't quite make it out just yet.

It sounds like... Music? It starts to get louder. You see, on the horizon, several helicopters.

Flight of the Valkyries blares through a speaker system as the helicopters near. Suddenly the sky is full of oncoming rockets as machine gun fire rains down. An F-4 strafes the land, dropping something. Suddenly, the tree line is engulfed in thick flames. You escape, but just barely.

One of the helicopters lands. I step out and light a cigar.

"God, I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

My Hill, liberated from a tyrannical despot.

[Faust]

I persuade the United Nations to demand that the hill be turned over to a properly elected government of the hill's own native peoples.

Then I rig the elections.

My hill!

[Fossa]

I convince the UN that Fossa Hill has never been the home of Wampire Bats, thus causing them to send in troops to forcibly net and remove you. (I also convince them that it's actually Siberia, where Wampire Bats are native)

My Hill!

[LadyRadarEars]

I stage a populist revolution that quickly gets supplanted by tribalistic, nonstop warfare that causes the UN to pull out due to disillusionment and lack of ability to support the original government!

My increasingly crater-filled hill!

[Caledonian]

I build a house on the hill

My lawn.

[Snagged]

I scare you off from the hill with a shotgun while yelling "Get off my lawn, punk!". I then build a porch on the house and take a can of beer from and go watch Caledonian run off in the distance

My hill

[Fossa]

*snags the cub, and puts him in a cage*

My hill!

[Augmented Husky]

*finds the most pungent scent that exists and grenade launch it to your face so that you run away crying like a tiny whelp*

MAH HILL !

[FenrirDarkWolf]

I push you off the hill into the river where you short-circuit.

My hill

[Kinharia]

I throw a rock at your head thus knocking you out.

My hill!

[DrGravitas]

I menace and chase you away with a comically oversized electric razor!

My Hill

[Enigma]

I will hire the foxiest of ladies to seduce you and lead you away from the hill.

Mein hill

[Snagged]

I bombard some freedom into your Hill and you surrender the hill to me

Muh freedom hill

[Faust]

I send in drones to detonate some of the unexploded 'freedom' that you dropped on the hill. I'm planning on putting a water reservoir for my new city in the crater. Once the radiation dies down. Hey Enigma, got any of those foxy ladies left? I need some citizens for Pipistrelle City!

Ma hill (what's the half-life of plutonium again?)

[Enigma]

4 hours ago, Faust said:

 Hey Enigma, got any of those foxy ladies left? I need some citizens for Pipistrelle City!

Ma hill (what's the half-life of plutonium again?)

Sorry all the foxy ladies have mutated. Thanks.

 

*Shines bat signal in the distance* 

My hill!

[DrGravitas]

I lead an army of sexy mutants and a few of my own creations to dominate the hill!

My Hill!

[Enigma]

I will seduce your own sexy army! Roll for charisma!

Sorry Doc, still my hill ~

 

[DrGravitas]

Lucky, I always have a back up plan and while my sexy mutants may have failed, a few of my more abominable creations will not. They devour all who stay upon the hill in fits of flailing tentacles and the gnashing of horrible razor teeth screwed into bone before coming to rest, mewing at my paws.

My nightmarish hill!

[FenrirDarkWolf]

I walk upon the hill, and boop your nose so hard you fall off. Your mutants follow you.

My perfectly average hill.

[Enigma]

You are suddenly knocked out and extracted by the Fulton recovery system.

My hill... my Outer Heaven!

[Feelwell]

The clouds that make up your heaven blow away.

Thanks Big Bad Rolfe de Wolf.

My Highschool Hill

[DrGravitas]

I privatize the high school and squeeze all the profit I can out of it, relying on the constant stream of locked-in consumer students and advertising deals. I use the money to buy the hill from the generation of now educationallly deficient people who inherited the hill from their short-sighted parents and reduce it to Neo-Feudalism.

My Dystopian Hill

[Snagged]

I promise to bring a socialistic education system reform to the people of the hill. The people revolts, exile you out of the hill and the population of the hill vote me as their leader

My hill

[Glowing Glass]

My propane hill conquered with capitalist business.

Propane and propane accessories!

[Faust]

I convince the entire BDSM population of the world that it's actually 'Pro-Pain' Hill. They bum rush the site en masse and whip everybody out of town when they find out it's not spelled that way.

My kinky whips-and-leather hill.

[Fossa]

Before the entire BDSM population of the world leaves, as it happens, they have tied, bound and gagged a certain Wampire Bat, who I ship off and sell to a zoo.

I then plant a grove of rubber trees, and chase the the leather & whips crowd away. My bouncy, rubber-plantation Fossa hill!

 

 

[DrGravitas]

I produce an array microbial parasites, organisms, and bio-controllers which infect your trees and instills you rubber and latex products with a semblance of motility and sensation, with me at the head of its control. The goop enjoins with the inhabitants, including you, and marches everyone off the hill.

My Gooey Hivemind Hill!

[Fossa]

Huh! I manage to break free using my famously ferocious fossa strength, and return, encasing you in a Lucite cube, which makes a fine specimen in the Smithsonian Museum of (un) Natural History.

*Plants some more trees, attaches a hammock between them, and lays down, reading a Raymond Chandler detective novel, swaying gently in the breeze*

It is indeed pleasant to be back on Fossa Hill.

[Feelwell]

I order a tactical firebombing of your hill, reducing everything to a blackened, charred ruined.

My hill of ruin.

I suppose you could call it a... Pyrrhic victory....

[Glowing Glass]

I summon Elsa to the hill to build an ice fortress and freeze you!

My frozen castle hill.

[DrGravitas]

The firebombs shatter the museum and superheat my lucite prison, followed soon by the freeze which stresses it enough to break and free me! The power of SCIENCE cancels out the magic and the fortress melts, washing everybody else away.

My island that is actually a flooded hill!

[Faust]

I roll a natural 20 versus the hill! Then I realise that this doesn't actually do any *real* damage, and that I still hate D&D with a vengeance. The resulting nerd-rage flattens everything within a ten mile radius. Oh, except the hill. That's still sticking up.

Also mine. My hill WHERE D&D IS NOT ALLOWED!

[FenrirDarkWolf]

That's okay, I don't play D&D. I throw an orange at your head and knock you away.

My hill.

[Glowing Glass]

I push you off the hill and summon shrek.

"Onions have layers." Shrek says.

A large onion now sits on the hill.

My ogre hill.

[Kosha]

I tell Shrek that he's a dead meme and he disappears in a puff of smoke. My hill.

[Proper noun]

Shrek's puff of smoke creates the perfect sneak attack!

MY hill.

[Kosha]

I was using a body double this whole time and snipe you from afar.

My hill.

[Feelwell]

But you weren't watching for counter-snipers.

My hill that is now covered in corpses.

[Jtrekkie]

The corpses bloat and eventually burst, covering the hill and surrounding area in a disgusting fog of plague bacteria. 

 

I have a gas mask.

 

My disgusting corpse hill.

[Kosha]

I call the federal government to report a health hazard. You get removed from the premises and the corpses get a proper burial.

My hill.

[Fossa]

*devours the Disney mouse in a single gulp*

*burp*

*sets out a mine-field of mousetraps*

My rodent free hill!

[Kinharia]

I hire an orphan to hand you a coupon for a free wine tasting session in another city. I throw the orphan back into a ditch and claim the hill whilst you are away being fancy.

My hill and bad karma.

[Snagged]

I bring some wine from that same wine testing session after I heard what you had done. You become drunk and pass out and I drag you away. 

With no other claims to hill, I declare

My hill