Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 It's about time! Windex, a name brand company that is well know for their glass cleaning products, finally launched a commercial that appeals to bird furries with their clever use of anthro-quality birds. They're using a clever product called the "smudge stick" (which we all know is penis!) to ruin glasses that are too clean. I thought it was cute and clever, but most importantly, it's an amazing win for the furry community! See the commercial below! Let's celebrate, everybirdie!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Are you suggesting that Bird flurries are stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 Are you suggesting that Bird flurries are stupid?Ozzychan, that would be RUDE and INCREDIBLY DISRESPECTFUL and TOTALLY AGAINST WELL ESTABLISH PHOENIX FORUM RULES if I were to suggest that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Ozzychan, that would be RUDE and INCREDIBLY DISRESPECTFUL and TOTALLY AGAINST WELL ESTABLISH PHOENIX FORUM RULES if I were to suggest that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Hasn't Windex been using talking birds in their advertisements for years? What makes these more "anthro-quality," because they're using a stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 Hasn't Windex been using talking birds in their advertisements for years? What makes these more "anthro-quality," because they're using a stick?Wow, now aren't you Mr. Sarcastic McSmartypants. Listen here R-Tard, this is incredible because the animation in these commercials looks HD, not that shitty crap we got in the other commercials. So are you gonna be a cynical negative nancy like EVERYBIRDIE on these forums likes to be so badly, or are you gonna stick your wings high in the air and celebrate the victory dance with Toshabi-kun? Ozzychan, this is hurting me on multiple emotional levels and I feel like you owe me an apology! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Burd master race 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I knew it couldn't last. THE MAN (or in this case, THE WOMAN) is trying to keep us down! *Squawks angrily* (\ÒZó/) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Wow, now aren't you Mr. Sarcastic McSmartypants. Listen here R-Tard, this is incredible because the animation in these commercials looks HD, not that shitty crap we got in the other commercials. So are you gonna be a cynical negative nancy like EVERYBIRDIE on these forums likes to be so badly, or are you gonna stick your wings high in the air and celebrate the victory dance with Toshabi-kun?lol, alright. It is pretty cute, at least. I will admit, there is a deficiency of bird furry character in commercials. The next best thing is probably the anthro birds in those Orangina commercials, but they are kinda creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 lol, alright. It is pretty cute, at least. I will admit, there is a deficiency of bird furry character in commercials. The next best thing is probably the anthro birds in those Orangina commercials, but they are kinda creepy.I think you accidentally believed in Toshabi-brand sarcasm...It appears as if you missed the fact that this thread is a total joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I thought this was a real thread before reading the author name. I'm disappointed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 I think you accidentally believed in Toshabi-brand sarcasm...It appears as if you missed the fact that this thread is a total jokeYou know, that really hurts. In fact, ALL your threads should be joke threads given the quality of it. But since people know you're really try harding, they're considered REAL and GENUINE threads that are just hella lame. And here I am, making a legit thread with a legit celebration with a legit commercial, and all you can say is "LOL JOKE THREAD JOKE THREAD". This is why criminals are always criminals, cause society is always beating them down with stereotypes and phony, half-thought out criticisms formulated by simply looking at the person making the statement. Once a vandal gunner, always a vandal gunner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 God dammit Toshabi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 You know, that really hurts. In fact, ALL your threads should be joke threads given the quality of it. But since people know you're really try harding, they're considered REAL and GENUINE threads that are just hella lame. And here I am, making a legit thread with a legit celebration with a legit commercial, and all you can say is "LOL JOKE THREAD JOKE THREAD". This is why criminals are always criminals, cause society is always beating them down with stereotypes and phony, half-thought out criticisms formulated by simply looking at the person making the statement. Once a vandal gunner, always a vandal gunner.I will not apologize for being an asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 I will not apologize for being an assholeThen I'm afraid that imma have to report you to Ozzychan for being a butt. Literally. Enjoy the warning, butthole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) I think you accidentally believed in Toshabi-brand sarcasm...It appears as if you missed the fact that this thread is a total jokeThis thread is obviously 101% serious, you don't understand the plight of bird furries. Check your privilege. Edited October 15, 2015 by Chrysocyon typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 as a burd furry I find this sort of representation eXTREMELY DISRESPECTFUL COCKATOOS ARE VERY INTELLIGENT BURDS AND DO NOT RUN INTO WINDOWS AND QUIET FRANKLY THIS KIND OF GENERALIZATION IS DISGUSTING AND JUST FURTHER ILLUSTRATES THE OPPRESSION OF BURDS BY THE FOXTRIARCHY FURTHERMORE THE ONLY BURDS PORTRAYED IN THE MEDIA ARE CORVIDS UNTIL ALL BURDS ARE REPRESENTED EQUALLY THERE IS NO JUSTICE #notallburds #burdism #fuckthefoxtriarchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 What about us Weasels, we get practically no screen time.There were the old Budweiser commercials and something else but yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 as a burd furry I find this sort of representation eXTREMELY DISRESPECTFUL COCKATOOS ARE VERY INTELLIGENT BURDS AND DO NOT RUN INTO WINDOWS AND QUIET FRANKLY THIS KIND OF GENERALIZATION IS DISGUSTING AND JUST FURTHER ILLUSTRATES THE OPPRESSION OF BURDS BY THE FOXTRIARCHY FURTHERMORE THE ONLY BURDS PORTRAYED IN THE MEDIA ARE CORVIDS UNTIL ALL BURDS ARE REPRESENTED EQUALLY THERE IS NO JUSTICE #notallburds #burdism #fuckthefoxtriarchyIt's a furry stereotype; birds are dumb and they taste good. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 they taste good. :Vwell at least you're right about that part ;> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 well at least you're right about that part ;>You eat your own kind? GROOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) You eat your own kind? GROOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!Birds of prey prey on prey birds. Edited October 15, 2015 by Ozriel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 While we are on the topic of making love to birds, I checked out the article wikihow had on it, just in case I find myself in an incredibly gay scenario with M. Dijon Awesome, and the article didn't disappoint at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I don't see many commercials with lions in them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I love Croconaw even more I love Croconaw even more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I love Croconaw even moreI love Croconaw even moreI love pangoro more, so there :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I don't see many commercials with lions in them The MGM Lion and The Lion King are more then enough.It's the Weasels who need love 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 While we are on the topic of making love to birds, I checked out the article wikihow had on it, just in case I find myself in an incredibly gay scenario with M. Dijon Awesome, and the article didn't disappoint at all. why does wikihow have an article on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 why does wikihow have an article on thatBecause you exist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The MGM Lion and The Lion King are more then enough.It's the Weasels who need loveRedwall books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 No! Its never enough lions, NEVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The foxes have been and always will be the ones holding the power. Bow down to your vulpine gods, avian scum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I don't see many commercials with lions in them What? Off the top of my head I can think of three, and I don't even watch much TV.One is a commercial for a law firm (I think), where random people need lawyers, a lion walks into a room and turns into a lawyer. I have no idea. I can't find a video for this, but it was weird enough to remember.Another is this Superbowl ad from some years ago:And this other one is still airing on TV currently.And that's only the ones I can remember right now. Stop complaining and let birds have the spotlight for once. Hmph! Òvó 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The foxes have been and always will be the ones holding the power. Bow down to your vulpine gods, avian scum.Never! We shall rise above! Literally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Never! We shall rise above! Literally!Pull out the anti-aircraft guns, time to execute the rogues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 Pull out the anti-aircraft guns, time to execute the rogues. Thumbs. Foxes: 0Birds: 0Crocs: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Thumbs. Foxes: 0Birds: 0Crocs: 1I have robotic arms, remember? I had thumbs installed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 I have robotic arms, remember? I had thumbs installed. But you still have a link to FA on your profile tab. Gross. Only thumbless hussies still have an FA tab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 What? Off the top of my head I can think of three, and I don't even watch much TV.One is a commercial for a law firm (I think), where random people need lawyers, a lion walks into a room and turns into a lawyer. I have no idea. I can't find a video for this, but it was weird enough to remember.Another is this Superbowl ad from some years ago:And this other one is still airing on TV currently.And that's only the ones I can remember right now. Stop complaining and let birds have the spotlight for once. Hmph! Òvó*Huffs* fiiiiine.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 No! Its never enough lions, NEVER!WEASELS FOREVER! Redwall books. That is true there are a few in there, but we need more Weasels damn it! Weasels in every home, that is the goal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!Yup and the bird was delicious, want to see some rebirthing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) Thumbs. Foxes: 0Birds: 0Crocs: 1more like Birds: 2 Edited October 15, 2015 by Dijon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 There's no beaver commercials :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 There's no beaver commercials :c 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 There's no beaver commercials :cyou guys had an entire cartoon show dedicated to you for years. Go away, you angry beaver. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 >tfw only rat mascot around is Chuck E CheeseWhy live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 >tfw only rat mascot around is Chuck E CheeseWhy live 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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