Lizard King Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 There are often events in one's life that change it forever, whether for good or for bad. I thought I would share a poem I wrote about one such event. It occurred about 6 years ago at a christmas party at a friend's house, and I have never been able to forget it. It was an event of such magnitude that I knew my life would never be the same. Every decision from then on would be based upon the events that unfolded on that tragic day. After a long time, I have decided I will recount the tale, both as a cathartic exercise, and perhaps as a warning to others. If anyone else has any similar experiences they would like to share with the beauty of poetry, please do so. And so, on with my story. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but some things can only truly be appreciated through the magic of the written word. I hope some of you will appreciate this tragic tale. I call it The Machinations of Commercialised Indulgence. O stale doughnut, Why do you tease me so? Your sugar is my sunshine, My happiness your dough Thank you. May this be a lesson to us all. Yes, this thread is a joke. Please don't move it to the proper poetry corner whatsit place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Oh diaper fur. You make me go Murr. Rub shit on the wall. Hotel bans us all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muugu Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Modifying one of my fave poems to fit the situation of dropping my fucking cone on the floor. The structure of my icecream is such, I cannot say "Lo, there it stands." Dissolving backwards at my touch It slips my grip, evades my hands. Yet from the corner of my eye I see it towering straight and high, And i know it definite as sky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 roses are red the grass is green you're the biggest faggot that i have ever seen 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 (edited) i actually do have a serious angsty death poem I wrote once, but that doesnt quite fit the theme here. I did write some fun/silly limericks but unfortunately cant recall If I could remember The fair words I've writ from yonder A tale to share so sweet. But alas, it evades me Penis. Edited December 31, 2015 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 There once was an awesome shit poster Who wanked to posting all over But once he got banned And sprained his hand He had to jerk off in a toaster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Never lose Never choose to Lynch fews who Do something to us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Nighty night. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Three black dicks keep your mom air tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Penis in my mouth balls slapping against my taint I am in heaven Haikus are really easy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted December 31, 2015 Author Share Posted December 31, 2015 Well this is some lovely poetry, but almost all of you forgot to mention the inspiration behind your wonderful poems. I do love to hear about the events behind such emotional outpourings. Here's one for this special time of year, promulgated by a popular electronic distribution system. I call it Deluge of Opportunities. The time has come again, my friends. What's in the sale this time? In library, in library, in library. I brought that 3 years ago; I'll play it someday soon. Praise Gaben. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I was inspired by your mom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Anal beads. For anal needs. Pull too hard. The anus bleeds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muugu Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 24 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Anal beads. For anal needs. Pull too hard. The anus bleeds. But you're supposed to yank that like you were starting a lawnmower. Sex is evil, Sex is sin. Sin is forgiven, So stick it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) A dear friend made this for me for my most recent birthday, and given I have his permission to share I'd like to post it here: Astral Nile Memories by Szabo Eduard Dragomir By astral dragons the stars are drawn Above gray dunes, from the nightly gown, And eclipse the never-coming dawn Of our dreams which in sky-less tombs have flown. In black tears the eye of Thoth had sunk In the wave-less sea forever shrunk. ‘pon the sands guided by disbelief His words fall deaf on a now ear-less reef. Hither crumble all the roads of lust, Golden desert sands have turned to rust. Her passion-ridden breathing now smothered, The wordless apathy in had ushered. On cosmic straits the shining eye’s blind: Its light wallowed by now obscure minds, Devoid of the mysteries of yore That graced the sands with their ancient lore. Here slithers paved a boulevard black Where once gaping pyramids now lack The jewels to their spiritual crown The stars upon their blackened midnight gown. It's truly a wonderful gift that I will treasure as long as I live. I know it's a joke thread but I never actually scroll down to the art section. Edited January 8, 2016 by Clove Darkwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't poem Riggely doo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Haikus are alright but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the fuck shat in my garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I keep it 300, like the Romans 300 bitches, where's the Trojans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I call this 'How to have chat sex?' Hey there furries, I've a question for you, I know not how to act or what I'm to do, For you see, I was not blessed with sufficient verbosity, To inspire even the limpest splurt of erogeny, Oh fellow furries, what terrible luck, That I am rendered unable to type-fuck, So please tell me how, and don't spare the detail, How to grip shoulders, and tug hard on ze-tail, To excite and to tickle, To seduce and to plough Teach me to role play TEACH ME RIGHT NOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 8 hours ago, Saxon said: I call this 'How to have chat sex?' Hey there furries, I've a question for you, I know not how to act or what I'm to do, For you see, I was not blessed with sufficient verbosity, To inspire even the limpest splurt of erogeny, Oh fellow furries, what terrible luck, That I am rendered unable to type-fuck, So please tell me how, and don't spare the detail, How to grip shoulders, and tug hard on ze-tail, To excite and to tickle, To seduce and to plough Teach me to role play TEACH ME RIGHT NOW. Hi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrium Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Get in the van, I have a gun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Gonna have to quote some of my dad's poetry: Birdie birdie In the sky Took a turdie I wonder why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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