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DevilishlyHandsome49
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@LazerMaster5 your letter to whoever you send this to, is

"Dear Person,

I'm sorry. I sincerely apologize for squatting on the bed and screaming, "I'm gay". I just jack off in your scrambled eggs. You're cooking the bestest fried pickles with cum and feces. Would you very kindly forgive me for licking your soul with a great deal of concentrated jizz juice.

In addtion, I stole the sun from your poopy butt. My sincerest attempt at humor is quite crass, but understand please clap if you're a slut diaper fur and take money from inside my child's anus, you pedo."

Let us begin once more!

"Dear person"

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