Snagged Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 The idea of this continuous forum game is to steal a cookie from the user above. However, that said user has protected the cookie and doesn't want it to get stolen Feel free to use your imagination. Just remember that the cookie is indestructible and that there is only one of the said cookie in the entire universe so you can't have a new one. I'll start with something easy I lock my cookie into a safe and burn the note holding the code which opens the safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I steal the safe with a helicopter crane and cut it open at my leisure. I stand triumphantly holding My Cookie on My Hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I carpet bomb the hill and recover the cookie from your dead hands. I burry it in my Snow Derp Cave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 (edited) You live in Ireland, therefore die of a heat stroke. lolbits can dig. Mai cukey Edited January 30, 2016 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 I walk up to you and take the cookie from your hand and eat it Mmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 You die of indigestion from the FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE COOKIE and I, *ehem*, extract it from your dead body and place it in the drying cement of an unfinished football stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 I break through the cement with my super sledge and take the cookie, then toss it at the bottom of my swimming pool filled with electric eels, sharks, and a Lagiacrus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 ....i am the loch ness monster. I swim up there and take the cookie to my loch where i hide it in the depths 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyTundraWolf Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 I dry up the loch with a magnifying glass that concentrates the sun's rays. I take it off you as you flail around in the lake bed. I throw the cookie into Grimsvötn volcano . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Given that by this point the cookie has been carpet bombed, extracted from someone's stomach, buried in cement, dropped in a swimming pool, dragged to the bottom of loch ness and thrown into a volcano... I no longer want it. I bake my own tray of cookies, eat most of them and give the last one to charity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I quote " Feel free to use your imagination. Just remember that the cookie is indestructible and that there is only one of the said cookie in the entire universe so you can't have a new one." i throw you after the cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I steal the cookie and place it in a special shrine I built for it. It is guarded 24/7 by loyal Snow Derpards of the Derpatarian faith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 (edited) I've disabled the cookies on your browser, no more cookie for you. Oh.. and also blew up the moon in the process. I don't know where the cookie is now though. Edited February 2, 2016 by Khaki I dun goofed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 18 hours ago, Caledonian said: I quote " Feel free to use your imagination. Just remember that the cookie is indestructible and that there is only one of the said cookie in the entire universe so you can't have a new one." My cookies are better than that one anyway. What good's an indestructible cookie? How would you bite the damn thing? I stand by my decisions 7 hours ago, Khaki said: I don't know where the cookie is now though. Here, have one of mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) I take the cookie and hide under my bed... no one will find me in the clutter that is my room! Edited February 3, 2016 by Astus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 I will summon a blackhole to suction everything out of the room. The cookie is suctioned into a black hole where I keep it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 D: I send a black hole into the black hole and randomly by the laws of confusion the universe is created again and I become the god of the new universe. for centuries i send people out on a quest to find the cookie that was released by the explosion, telling them that they will reach salvation if they do my bidding. after many centuries of search a rebel rises up and dethrones my as a false prophet and i get sent to the dark reaches of space, where I find the cookie by mere coincidence and then find my way back to the earth that we once knew and hides it in my back pocket... where surely no one will find it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I pickpocket you and sell the cookie on the black market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I buy the cookie and hide it in my purse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) I cooperate on a police raid on the black market, abusing civil forefiture laws to take possession of the cookie (and your pur... I mean, my new European handbag.) I retreat to one of my many secrete labs to study the invincibility properties of the cookie and replicate it for my own devices... Edited February 3, 2016 by DrGravitas Comma fix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 But your replica is not invulnerable, so your efforts have been for naught. Furthermore, while you were obsessing over your creation, I snuck in your lab and stole the cookie. I have since then gone far away, to a tropical island full of sexy anthro men that wear nothing but leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 As I am immune to the disease that infects so many furries, that is to say the yiff obsession, I casually walk in wearing my bikini and take the cookie and take it back to my Snow Mountain lair Tajikistan or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) After many hard days of mountain climbing and several dead mountain guides in an attempt to track you down to your lair, I have finally obtained the location and seized ownership of the cookie before proceeding to avoid many booby traps and exfiltrating via hang glider and proceed to catch the next plane back to Australia. I then proceed to play a game of needle in a haystack by stashing the cookie in the pouch of a random kangaroo and letting it run free. Good luck! Edited February 4, 2016 by Khaki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieono Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) I proceed to hack into a cutting edge spy satellite with X-ray capabilities to find which Kangaroo has the cookie, and proceed to use a secret American orbital laser cannon to disintegrate that kangaroo. Because the cookie is indestructible, I travel to its location shortly after to retrieve it. I then place the cookie on a rocket carrying a probe intended to explore deep space..... Edited February 4, 2016 by Ieono Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I then sneak onto the rocket and eat that cookie with a big cold glass of milk and strap myself in for launch. Uvidimsya skoro tovarishch Layka. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I borrow a rocketpack from my friend Maets (TheSteamEmporium.com) and shoot after khaki, where I ask nicely and he gives me the cookie. I put the cookie inside the jetpack and give it back to my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Caledonian said: I borrow a rocketpack from my friend Maets (TheSteamEmporium.com) and shoot after khaki, where I ask nicely and he gives me the cookie. I put the cookie inside the jetpack and give it back to my friend You must have missed the part where I said that I've eaten it, you'll be waiting a while to get that one back. Also that jetpack looks like it's made to be used as a drink dispenser, which would be a neat idea. Edited February 4, 2016 by Khaki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 My loyal Derpatarian Guards find you and bring you back to Earth where we dissect you on live tv as an Alien, the camera needed it's memory change just in time for us to take the cookie and hide it up some guys anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) As the Chief Examorphic Dissection Adviser, I was the obvious choice to 'hide' the cookie (especially once you saw my consulting fee). I (uncomfortably) shuffle out of the room and into my car. My nearest lab is just 9 miles away; all I have to do is cross the border... Edited February 4, 2016 by DrGravitas Spelling; Capitalization Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I set down a trap net that catches your car and blows the tires. Then I knock you with my sleeping syringe from my syringe rifle and steal the cookie, taking it back to my cuddle dungeon with bodyguard lions that will cuddle the hell outta anyone who trespasses. Their cuteness is unbeatable! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 being soft and fluffy I am ideal to cuddle and your guards start to like me. they give me the cookie and continue to cuddle with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarnarus Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 they get bored with you and maul you to death and i take the cookie while they're eating, thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I pounch the rabbit, nab the cookie, and eat the pancake! I rush out of the dungeon with my prize and steal Caledonian's car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 But I rigged Caledonian's car with C4, connected to the car's ignition so the car explodes the moment you try to escape. I retrieve the cookie from the burning wreckage and turn it in to the FBI. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 The hell is a car? You take mu Automobile instead, but overpressure the boiler trying to crank it up. It explodes. my back up bot (error forigramming corrupted) takes the cookie and hides it in the machine room of my airship...inside a boiler and i just got ninjad by lazer Just now, Caledonian said: The hell is a car? You take mu Automobile instead, but overpressure the boiler trying to crank it up. It explodes. my back up bot (error forigramming corrupted) takes the cookie and hides it in the machine room of my airship...inside a boiler and i just got ninjad by lazer Nevermind my statement still works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I fire mah lazah at your airship and search through the rubble, take the cookie, and eat it whole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 My replacement body's orbital drop pod lands near you with enough force to blow you 12 ft away and knock you unconscious. Thinking quickly, I perform a intubated gastrostomy to extract the cookie using my fist I run off, leaving you in a tub of ice with a bottle and a note stating: "Take two of these and call me in the morning." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I trip you up! Mwuahahaha! I steal the cookie and run, run like the wind! MAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I cast Magic Missile and strike you down as you run. I secure the cookie in the pocket dimension of my bag of holding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Pocket dimensions are totally my kind of thing. ^.^ Approaching from a tangential plane, I spill over into your dimension without having to interact with you or the bag in this universe. I consume everything of value within the dimension and begin to break it down into its constituent parts for integration into myself. Before completion, I coalesce a physical form (gotta love the quick 'n easy matter operations in these dimensions) and take possession of the cookie. The force of my deconstruction of the pocket dimension extrudes my form through the opening of your bag and back into your reality with cookie in tow. My regular body-form hops onto the back of my new form and I take off with myself and my cookie at lightning speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I offer you a trade you can't resist. A super special Snow Derp's Burrito for the cookie, lost in the spirituality of such a dish you hand the cookie over. I get on a private plane that heads off to the Antartic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Im on that plane and take it while you're not looking and drop it into my pants, a place where you'll never put your hands and never want it back ^-^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 But then a death ray obliterates you, allowing me to snatch the cookie from your ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 "Cookie cleaner service, free to new people. Cleans 100% of known human remains straight off leaving your cookie delicious and tasty! Works on blood, cadavers, ashes and toenail clippings! How about you sir? Looks like you've got a messy, dirty cookie there alright, I'll clean that right up for you in a jiffy! Thank you kindly, won't be a second, just need... to pop into my... special... cookie-cleaning... comanche helicopter!" WOCKA-WOCKA-WOCKA "BE RIGHT BACK I PROMISSSSSE!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I pounce you and run away with the cookie, eating it again and hiding in the one place no one will find me... under the kitchen table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 As your mammy's maid who cleans the floor, I find the cookie and shove it down my bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I very ungentlemanly grope you, stealing the cookie in the process. I put it in my sporran to hide it somewhere later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I just go in and grab the cookie and hide it in my underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 I pull down your pants and snatch the cookie. I make my escape through the fire escape and set the building on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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