Astus Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 For all you who don't know what an epitaph is, it is basically a phrase or statement (usually) written on a person's tombstone in memory of them so the game is simple; The above user died and was buried; what would be the above user's epitaph on their tombstone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KryptoKroenen Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 He liked children... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 He was clueless, careless, and made a few enemies; overall he was a pretty average guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Too young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Horny til the end 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Nobody really knew what he was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Rubuts c: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 he was a pretty creepy monkey... oh wait he was a lion? huh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 His parents should have gotten him vaccinated... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Wherever you are, we miss you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zytan Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Ode be to the Dodge crash victim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Embraced the reapers cold touch like falling snow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Got rammed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KryptoKroenen Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Got damned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Spanks for the memories 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 The otter swarms had the best of him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 He was out of this world already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KryptoKroenen Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 And nothing of value was lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 His greatest dream was a world without Jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KryptoKroenen Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 (edited) Here lies...a guy...who died...yeah... 3 minutes ago, Chrysocyon said: His greatest dream was a world without Jews. You....you mean....I died before my dream was fulfilled? *puddles up* Edited February 10, 2016 by KryptoKroenen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 "They died how they lived... Wearing a red bandanna." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 "Nothing will fill the void he left." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 10, 2016 Author Share Posted February 10, 2016 He was an interesting fellow, didn't know what he was doing with those bellows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 He said he would diaper his country. And that's just what he did. (Shitty pun, I know.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 10, 2016 Author Share Posted February 10, 2016 So metal they had to bury him in a casket of led, so no one could hear him from heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 FoxyPuppyBaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Here lies Devlish, a hero in bed He once was alive and now he's dead The last woman be bedded, turned out a man and crying in shame, of a cliff he ran 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 "This tombstone better be symmetrical" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 made a bad joke and met with horns (seen it, sneaky bastard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 "Oh my gears!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 surprisingly hard to get all that tails underground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 (edited) Perpetually horny Edited February 10, 2016 by MuttButt Lol i suck somebody totally made that joke ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexInsane Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 6Tails Born X, Died Y "YOU CAN DIE FROM SITTING ON A FORK?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Shared all his food and ended up starving 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aresh Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 died as he lived, like a chump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Sadly missed. But not by my sniper rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Here the remains of Faust lays, having tripped and fallen into an open trench, he should now be making a stench, for he was buried alive for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 People mistook cattle dog name and ate him. Thank god they at least had the decency to leave the bones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 he was snagged from our lives 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 (edited) Aen frae the dieth o' this noble ship Still micht sa' glory shine, As noo they're awa' tae havin's arms, They willna drink all the beer, whisky and wine. Edited February 11, 2016 by Faust Advanced Scotification 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 He was batty. Too batty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 In remembrance of the man who played the fastest solo in existence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 He wore the shittiest undergarments. At least they were disposable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Here lies a slutfox, death by a computer virus, what else is new? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 "For serials?" - Final words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 RIP Hewge: He died as he lived. Being a total queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Here lies the dankest of memers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 driven over at the highway to hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Beaten to death by actual Scotsmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 In memory of Rhiulchaban, a bucket of KFC has been buried here. They are the last remains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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