Guest Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I was a quiet child.... Until that one day... Don't leave me hangin' like that, go on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, 6tails said: When I was his age, there were no voice comms in Multiplayer. If you spent time trying to talk shit by typing, you were getting a BFG up your ass. Back then, we talked our shit AFTER the game was done. Shiii you must be ancient. What is this? 1999? Also, what's a BFG, ol' man? :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Amiir said: Don't leave me hangin' like that, go on... Well actually I used to be a very quiet child, who would spend recess or free time reading books. This was like this for years until one day, it got so damn cold that I couldn't turn the pages with mittens, so I had to talk to people. So then I started being social, and now I'm one of the most social people in my group of friends, and the go-to guy for presentations, writing, and wording among them. So thank you, cold ass Canadian weather. You're the reason I'm not an introvert. 3 minutes ago, Amiir said: Also, what's a BFG, ol' man? :v What all weapon developers and crazy gun owners have wet dreams about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I must say you do quite well in social situations as far as I've seen Also... 2 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Well actually I used to be a very quiet child, who would spend recess or free time reading books NEEEEEEEEERD But seriously, at least you did something constructive with your time. Amiir instead no like read. I used to read some books by Jack London at best, namely White Fang and The Call Of Du- I mean Of The Wild, but I don't remember much more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 19 minutes ago, Amiir said: I must say you do quite well in social situations as far as I've seen Also... NEEEEEEEEERD But seriously, at least you did something constructive with your time. Amiir instead no like read. I used to read some books by Jack London at best, namely White Fang and The Call Of Du- I mean Of The Wild, but I don't remember much more I never did read any classics back then. I was a hard sci-fi or occasionally fantasy kid. Hence my occasionally, ahem, slightly flamboyant and occasionally prosaic writing style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I'm so happy today is friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Amiir said: I used to read some books by Jack London at best, namely White Fang and The Call Of Du- I mean Of The Wild, but I don't remember much more Those are great books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: Those are great books. Indeed. I especially remember how introspective and actually psychological they were 1 hour ago, 6tails said: 1993/1994. Old man : P Edited April 15, 2016 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I just remembered that I have pizza and cheesecake waiting for me at home. You know, this is why I'm fat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 5 hours ago, Amiir said: Indeed. I especially remember how introspective and actually psychological they were Old man : P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 "God Bless America" bumper stickers are none too uncommon in my area, but lately I've seen a number whose layout could only be reasonably read as "America Bless God". I keep blinking, thinking I must be having a flash of dyslexia, but it's quite clear: "Bless" and "God" and side-by- side in that sequence and "America" is positioned above them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 18 hours ago, ArielMT said: They have a need to paint any peg who doesn't fit neatly into the holes of heteronormativity as sexual deviants of the most vile order. There's little difference between gender identity and sexual orientation in their worldview, and they see both as choices of commission instead of aspects of identity. Why are Christians so obsessed with sex anyway? Sex is bad. Protection is bad. Birth control is bad. Gay sex is bad. Sex identity is bad. Buttsecks is bad. Before marriage sex is bad. Either this country is too filled with sex puritans, or all the old men running the church can't get it up anymore and their old wives won't put out so other people have to suffer too.... 17 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: Whut? Shitlords is my new favorite insult. 7 hours ago, Saxon said: I just read a comment from somebody who claims to be 'half dragon', which stated that they believe that the constant heartburn they experience is in place of the fire that should be in their dragon belly. Dear...fucking...god I wish I was a dragon. I'd rather breathe fire than have heartburn. 4 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I'm so happy today is friday Don't make me do it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Crazy Lee said: Whut? Shitlords is my new favorite insult. Sorry, I'm just triggered by stupid tumblr insults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: Sorry, I'm just triggered by stupid tumblr insults. A) did not take it from Tumblr (although it is possible it popped up in my head because I came across it on tumblr, not sure) 2) If you're triggered you can always go to tumblr and whine about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, 6tails said: Shitlord has been in lexicon well before most of the internet. Yes but nowadays it's mostly used by tumblrites. 1 minute ago, Crazy Lee said: A) did not take it from Tumblr (although it is possible it popped up in my head because I came across it on tumblr, not sure) 2) If you're triggered you can always go to tumblr and whine about it. It's a joke mang. (on a phone and shit fite me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Sweet jesus this bank customer service rep I'm on chat with is obnoxiously cheerful. I'm asking tax info for my bank accounts, and he's like "It's a beautiful day. I hope you are feeling wonderful today." "I understand how important tax information is to you as it is tax season and would be wonderfully delighted to help you." When I asked if the interest he provided me was from one or multiple accounts: "That is a very excellent question sir." I'm about to find him and shoot his overly cheerful ass, but he'd probably beg for death behind his shiteating grin because he probably hates his life and job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said: Sweet jesus this bank customer service rep I'm on chat with is obnoxiously cheerful. I'm asking tax info for my bank accounts, and he's like "It's a beautiful day. I hope you are feeling wonderful today." "I understand how important tax information is to you as it is tax season and would be wonderfully delighted to help you." When I asked if the interest he provided me was from one or multiple accounts: "That is a very excellent question sir." I'm about to find him and shoot his overly cheerful ass, but he'd probably beg for death behind his shiteating grin because he probably hates his life and job. Dude relax, it's like his job to be cheerful. Like would you rather him act like an asshole? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Crazy Lee said: Whut? Shitlords is my new favorite insult You do know what Shitlord means right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: Dude relax, it's like his job to be cheerful. Like would you rather him act like an asshole? Might be more entertaining. You do know what Shitlord means right? Not until now. Leave it to SJWs to ruin everything. I might continue using it anyway. I just liked the way it sounded. Could always go back to "fuckhole". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said: Not until now. Leave it to SJWs to ruin everything. I might continue using it anyway. I just liked the way it sounded. Could always go back to "fuckhole". I'm partial to "fuckpole" myself. Or sometimes "dickflop". "Gobshite", courtesy of Ireland, is great, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 (edited) 50 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said: Sweet jesus this bank customer service rep I'm on chat with is obnoxiously cheerful. I'm asking tax info for my bank accounts, and he's like "It's a beautiful day. I hope you are feeling wonderful today." "I understand how important tax information is to you as it is tax season and would be wonderfully delighted to help you." When I asked if the interest he provided me was from one or multiple accounts: "That is a very excellent question sir." I'm about to find him and shoot his overly cheerful ass, but he'd probably beg for death behind his shiteating grin because he probably hates his life and job. I appreciate it when they're nice (to a certain extent), but the thing that worries me is when they try to strike up a conversation. I just wanted to process a return, not talk about my day I didn't prepare for this.... Edited April 16, 2016 by Endless/Nameless THEY'RE* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Crazy Lee said: Not until now. Leave it to SJWs to ruin everything. I might continue using it anyway. I just liked the way it sounded. Could always go back to "fuckhole". I recommend "fuckboy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Onnes said: I recommend "fuckboy". Now that's one I hear all the time from feminists. Not even sure where that one came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundeere Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Can someone tell me how to spell "me"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Thundeere said: Can someone tell me how to spell "me"? You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 So I have begun the dive into the rabbit hole known as vaporwave. Anyone know some tasty A E S T H E T I C S for my late night drives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, Thundeere said: Can someone tell me how to spell "me"? 8 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said: You. My nerd grandpa pulled this shit on me back when Windows ME came out. He was relentless and it nearly drove me insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundeere Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: So I have begun the dive into the rabbit hole known as vaporwave. Anyone know some tasty A E S T H E T I C S for my late night drives? I recommend pepperoni dogfart or orange juice and toothpaste. Those two have a brutal kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 24 minutes ago, Thundeere said: I recommend pepperoni dogfart or orange juice and toothpaste. Those two have a brutal kick Not helping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I want one: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 (edited) Hurray, I didn't get any sleep at all last night due to anxiety-induced insomnia and the resurfacing of old night-shift sleep patterns. Im not myself. EDIT: As an added bonus, I get to clean up after a wedding today! Edited April 16, 2016 by Endless/Nameless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I've realised that, since attending University, I have started using the words 'whom' and 'one' without thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CETME Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I just learned of the existence of a Christian water park that has restrictions on the types of swim wear you can wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, BlitzCo said: I just learned of the existence of a Christian water park that has restrictions on the types of swim wear you can wear. I know Christians who refuse to go to pool parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, BlitzCo said: I just learned of the existence of a Christian water park that has restrictions on the types of swim wear you can wear. I'm going to point out that secular parks also have bogus restrictions on what types of swim wear people are obliged to wear. No man has to cover his chest, but women are 'obscene' if they fail to. If we regard the Christians as stuffy prudes, let us not forget that we're just the same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Saxon said: I'm going to point out that secular parks also have bogus restrictions on what types of swim wear people are obliged to wear. No man has to cover his chest, but women are 'obscene' if they fail to. If we regard the Christians as stuffy prudes, let us not forget that we're just the same. Boobs will make men go crazy :V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 3 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Boobs will make men go crazy :V Yes we are all animals. Oh wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 lol I'm like way too self conscious to ever wear a swimsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 minute ago, PastryOfApathy said: lol I'm like way too self conscious to ever wear a swimsuit. Then wear a murrsuit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 25 minutes ago, Saxon said: Then wear a murrsuit. I would just drown myself in that case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CETME Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 3 hours ago, 6tails said: Let me guess, it's a Mormon park. It isn't Mormon, other than that, I have no idea what denomination it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 4 hours ago, Saxon said: I'm going to point out that secular parks also have bogus restrictions on what types of swim wear people are obliged to wear. No man has to cover his chest, but women are 'obscene' if they fail to. If we regard the Christians as stuffy prudes, let us not forget that we're just the same. I never get why there is a need to hide boobs. I mean, you feed your offspring with those. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mayonnaise said: I never get why there is a need to hide boobs. I mean, you feed your offspring with those. People don't want to see u breastfeed in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: People don't want to see u breastfeed in public I guess I'm biased because boobs don't bother me... Unless I touched them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: People don't want to see u breastfeed in public I'm pretty sure there's at least a few pedophiles with a lactation fetish out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Hmm, first time I've watched MLP in forever, and I'm still back at the beginning of season 4 (when it all went downhill). I think this is the episode where they learn that they were all descended from the first pony that was created when, ages ago, a 400 pound neckbeard brony had sex with a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: People don't want to see u breastfeed in public We should put a baby's needs before social reservations. There is nothing wrong with women feeding their babies. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 41 minutes ago, Saxon said: We should put a baby's needs before social reservations. There is nothing wrong with women feeding their babies. I don't think I put enough :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Today there was a baby shower at my house, and like the asocial nerd I am, I stayed in my room the whole time. I left for a minute to go to the bathroom, and I came back to some guy changing his kid's diaper in my doorway. That was mildly annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcana Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I woke up at like 10 or so, wrote 26 words of my 2000 word paper due tomorrow (it's more than 1% done!!!!) and stopped, then napped until like 5pm pretty much. I am a __great__ college student. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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