Caledonian Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Here's a game. One person posts an answer, and then the next posts a question that they think the answer fits to, along with a new answer. Player one: Hamster Player two: What pet is lost most often in unexpected areas? Potatoes Player 3: What's the most delicious vegetable ever? So, here is answer 1 500 sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 How many sheep are in New Zealand for every human person living there? A broken jukebox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 What happened after the 10th play of "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones at the Salt and Pepper Diner. Georgia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 What did Russia and the US have in common during the Cold War? Foreign Aid 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 What is a powerful diplomatic 'carrot'? A bendy fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 What do you call an foxy acrobat? A broken pinkie toe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Data Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 im not following you, whats the least of your worries right now? glow-stick consumption 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 What disease do ravers typically suffer from in Emily Bronte novels? The left foot of en elephant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 What is that striking boot your wearing on your head made from? One helluvan eggplant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 What do you get when you apply genetics to plants? A piano wire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 4, 2016 Author Share Posted November 4, 2016 What was used in the first murder in the Detective Conan series? Gentleman's ankle magazines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 What sort of risque thing would you like to buy? a smol lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 What is the cutest thing in the world? Jorge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Was it Jorge or George W. Bush? Panda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 What's black and white and NOT red all over? Bubbles buried in this jungle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Geez, what's it gonna take to rid San Francisco of all these snotty yuppies? Rabbit under glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 What fun activity can a Scottish exhibitionist engage in whilst locked in a museum display case? (If you don't get it, try saying the answer in a Scottish accent...) Jimmy Carter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Who issued an ultimatum to USSR when they invaded Afganistan? An empty canister of engine oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 6, 2016 Author Share Posted November 6, 2016 10 hours ago, Faust said: What fun activity can a Scottish exhibitionist engage in whilst locked in a museum display case? (If you don't get it, try saying the answer in a Scottish accent...) Jimmy Carter I tried to scot that and i still don't get it and that upsets me. ~skip meh~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 What is the Key Grip's pet's job? Weegee board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 What's an improper way of spellinng "Ouija board"? gassy boobies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 What do you call flatulent breasts? Soil the Stillborn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 What is a reference only LazerMaster5 will get? Boogaloo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 What is electric? 1 hour ago, Kosha said: What is a reference only LazerMaster5 will get? Moist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 7, 2016 Author Share Posted November 7, 2016 What is the dutch word for "most beautiful"? Goats milk ice cream 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Where do goats get their milk from? Only if you can hear it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Who's a pretty decent Youtuber with the same name as me? weird rakugo stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 dafuq did I just see? A tiny monkey army with dainty pink hats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 What did you see after eating magic mushrooms? A rotten swordfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 What does Spongebob Squarepants with a hedge trimmer in his mouth look like? The Aga Khan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Wot khan sprrrring furth frum the grrrround? Blue turnips 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Why cant you walk around naked when its cold? Staples 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 What kind of doorstep singer won't you be throwing cold water over this festive season? Ten Lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 How many lines of commandment did Moses wrote on the stones? Ear deafening sound of clocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 What did the dyslexic write in his story about the US election? Nasty Chicken Porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Why did I get banned from the petting zoo? Orange Juice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 What does Donald Trump squirt out? Jammin jewz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Name the condiment-based gameshow invented by Hitler in an attempt to get the Gestapo to 'Lighten up a bit and have some wunderbar fun-times, jah?' Acne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 What is the dread of every teenager? Soggy pastry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 What happened after we pushed @PastryOfApathy into the pool? Brad Pitt's Foot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 What is Angelina Jolie's fetish? War 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 What's going on Syria at the moment? A fake reliquary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 What should I never put on my hot dog? Napalm Death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 What is another edgy metal band that tries way too hard to be edgy? Shamrock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 What sounds like another edgy metal band, but in fact isn't? The Ayatollah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 14, 2016 Author Share Posted November 14, 2016 8 minutes ago, Faust said: What sounds like another edgy metal band, but in fact isn't? Fun fact there is a celtic rock band called Sham-Rock -skip me- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 On 11/14/2016 at 10:53 AM, Faust said: What sounds like another edgy metal band, but in fact isn't? The Ayatollah What'sa da least favorite pointa for da motorists alonga da Aya, ah? Hip stick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Name a cosmetic that never caught on. Scary Eyebrows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 What do you get when you draw lines above your eyes with a thick marker pen? Wooden swing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 What's the biggest dance craze amongst ents? Salazzle. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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