Feelwell Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 I build my own bigger, better hill and defend it with a rabbit warren. My bigger, better, cuter him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 The rabbit warren is underground. I place a rock over the entrance and take a nap on it. Mine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Somehow creates a blast of cold air, slowing down the lizard, and then, I sell him as as the Amazing Talking Chameleon to a pet-shop for a huge sum, where he lives in a large aquarium. Taking the money, I build a large tree house, high atop Fossa Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I cut down the tree house and sit on the stump. My hill with a stump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 well, now I'm out of ideas on how to claim the hill... You could say I'm.... Out of ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I drive up the hill, blasting my death metal and scaring everyone away. My hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaysen Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I shrink the hill so that it's so tiny that nobody can fit and they all fall off, then I grow it back to being big enough for only ONE person!... and that person is... ME! My hill. :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 You forgot to take your size alteration device with you so I take it and create a bigger hill, climb on it and being the first person on it, I claim it as my own. Then out of boredom I shrink your hill to a size of a penny and you no longer fit on it. I destroy the size alteration device My bigger hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I create a hill on the hill, and on that hill I create another hill. I make another hill on that hill too, and another one on that. Then I make... the original hill on top of that hill, forming an infinite regression. Nobody can get onto my hill now, since climbing it involves first climbing the hill it's standing on and ALL hills in the cycle are on top of another hill. My Hill-ception! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Yo dawg, my mind is blown but I don't have to do anything because your hillception collapses on itself. I can't find you from rubble so I climb to a highest, very climbable point My rubble hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I summon Danny Devito to become the trash man and take all of the garbage and rubble. With the scrap I create a wall around the hill. The wall pleases trump and he will destroy any attackers. There will be hell toupee on my Golden hair hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I send my army of alleged Mexican rapists and criminals to storm the wall and conquer the hill. My Fiesta Hill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I wait until they take a siesta then surround them with my rebel forces and capture them and General Feelwell without firing a single shot. Feelwell and his Reformed band are expelled. My Texas I mean Hill! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I declare war on you. My words are backed with nuclear weapons so you surrender your hill to me. I install a new dictatorship government with me being its glorious leader My hermit kingdom hill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I bring peace, democracy and gay marriage to your hill with some good old fashioned CANADIANISM. Also some peaceful assault rifles and infantry. And tanks. And beaver cavalry. Eh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper noun Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 CANADIANISM? I CAN NOT stand for this! WE will not stand for this! I have to bring mothers into this... My hill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 10 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: And beaver cavalry. Cavalry who ride beavers, cavalry who ARE beavers, or is that just a bad-taste nickname for female soldiers? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 12 hours ago, Faust said: Cavalry who ride beavers, cavalry who ARE beavers, or is that just a bad-taste nickname for female soldiers? Beavers who ride cavalry soldiers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I organize an inter-mural sports league and when the mothers all leave for an away game for their kids, I take over. My Hill! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 *introduces a zero Gravitas field, and watches as Gravitas floats away into space* Bye, bye! My hill. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 I unleash a corgi orgy on the hill, sweeping you away in a tide of cuteness. Mein Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 *calls in the German Dog catchers Association, ridding the hill of these pesky pooches* *puts the rabbit in a big, black pot, and adds some veggies and spices* Mmmmm, mmmmm...some nice, tender rabbit stew, up on Fossa Hill. Life is certainly good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 I call up the Queen of England (who as a UK resident I am naturally on first-name terms with) and I say "Lizzy, your Madge, I hear there's this crazy Fossa oppressing Corgis." Her being rather fond of the little buggers, she sends James Bond over to free the political prisoners (aka Feelwell) and deal with things. Then I stick a flag in the hill, which by UK colonial law means it's... My Hill! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 10 hours ago, Faust said: I call up the Queen of England (who as a UK resident I am naturally on first-name terms with) and I say "Lizzy, your Madge, I hear there's this crazy Fossa oppressing Corgis." Her being rather fond of the little buggers, she sends James Bond over to free the political prisoners (aka Feelwell) and deal with things. Then I stick a flag in the hill, which by UK colonial law means it's... My Hill! Oh cool, I'll totally be your secretary for freeing me then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 I start an anti-colonial resistance movement on the hill, starving out the British imperialists by blockading their tea shipments, forcing them to abandon it. My tea-free hill. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 *Scatters some bird seed, and nets the hapless avain, put him in a Tweety-Bird outfit, and sells him to a pet-shop.* My hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 I ask you to hold a bunch of colorful balloons. When you grab hold, I let go and you shoot off into the sky and float away. My Hill! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Sorry that it must be you old boy but after all this game must continue With the very ninites under my skin I shall shoot streams of these tiny robots that consume all the matter of your body for my own Energy. My hill ! tis a quick death my friend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I reverse engineer your nanites so they eat you alive, then gently explode. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 EMP. I'm just going to watch as your limbs go limp and you tumble down the hill like a slinky. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 While you're busy with your EMP, I successfully raise awareness of the hill as the site of a great battle where millions (of nanites) died, and build a war memorial and tacky gift shop on top of it. The flood of tourists drag you off the hill in their desperation to acquire key chains and snow globes. My commemorative hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I crush your lazy, decadent tourists with the steel might of COMMUNISM! Battalions of tanks and comrades in arms overtake and fortify the hill. My communist utopia hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 *develops a device that causes all steel, metal, plastic, chemical, germ-based and atomic weapons, and also, clothing to vanish, this, rendering your army naked and defenseless. Then, I fly over, spraying them with honey, and release a lot of fire ants, who make quick work of ridding MY HILL of your army, as they chase them away* And now, I think, is a fine time to enjoy some nice, tender Rabbit Stew, atop Fossa Hill. Red or white wine, with this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I quickly organization a guerilla group of extreme vegan supporters to free the rabbit and lecture you on not eating meat until you run from the hill. You're last seen disappearing over the hill, chased by the vegans. My Hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Rolls Gravitas off the hill in a barrel, and munches on a tofu-lemur, begrudgingly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I climb up some scaffolding and chuck the barrel at you. You spin around in a circle and disappear. My Hill (and inexplicable captive lady on top of scaffolding)! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I destroy the bottom of the scaffolding from afar, making you land on your head and pass out. My hill of rubble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 The secretive Office of Specialized Intelligence, having studied the hill for months on end, determines that the hill is a strategic threat to the Central Authority. Accordingly, OSI deploys five Shadows from the Specialized Tactical Reconnaissance and Espionage Division (SPECTRE) to deal with this. There are no witnesses as to what exactly happened, and nobody is seen entering or leaving the area, but by morning the hill is a barren mound of earth without a single living thing left on it. Then I walk up and sit down on the peak. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 I suggest for Maxmoefoe, Idubbbz, and Filthy Frank to film their next video on the hill. A wheelchair, flying televisions, a Blu-Ray of Chef, and lots of booze later, the hill is absolutely trashed, and you get chased off by a drunken Fat Cunt. My filthy hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 I, actually don't really want the hill anymore. I have a moment of self reflection, and realize that happiness isn't about material positions. I realize that true happiness can only come from good times spent with good people, and that fighting over some land will only bring sadness. So to that end I burn the hill to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Too bad the hill is Phoenixed so it will be reborn from the ashes I climb on top of the hill My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I push you off the hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I roll in guns blazing, set up facilities and... My Industrial Wasteland Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Industrial wasteland you say? Sounds like there might be some oppressed proletariat about, and some means of production to seize... With a little class consciousness, a swift revolution, and a few purges of "reactionaries", the hill is mine. My Communist "utopia" hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I liberate your land from the commies, using pure weaponized freedom to crush these enemies of the free world. My 'Murican land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I rig the hill's elections by putting forward two candidates who are both so uniformly abysmally awful that nobody can decide between them. The hill soon falls into anarchy and people fighting over whether they want the sexist, racist fat cat moron or the devious conniving machiavelli. I enter the debate at the last moment and seem like such a saint compared to the other two that I am immediately elected. My 'democratic republican' hill 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyTundraWolf Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I throw a military coup against your democratic hill using the crappy election as a point for the coup. I then dissolve congress and the election system after taking the hill. My dictatorship hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 http:// youtu.be/n7G0liaSy-c My hill (Too bad it doesn't embed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I embed a nuke into your hill and nuke it. Blam. My crater. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I invert the world. Craters become hills and hill become craters. My hill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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