CreatorNerd Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 (edited) stands with feet shoulder width apart, chest propped out and hands on hips,"As a stereotypical and loyal furry I will flirt and seduce anyone or everyone in the store of any gender that looks age appropriate of course into anything sexual." Edited November 10, 2015 by NerdyMunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Shake all the sodas and break the seals on every food product with a safety seal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Walking around upside down with your pants off asking everyone to shake your penis because that's how you say hello. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 for the ladiespick up a cucumber and ask for the fitting rooms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Setup the following display and play a very annoying oboe tune: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 play bagpipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Squeeze in behind the horror DVD shelves and whenever somebody picks one up to look at the back, reach through the gap and grab them by the throat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 By committing armed robbery by leaving a bag of venomous snakes on the cashier's desk and demanding ransom money to remove them. Yelling repeatedly "OPERATOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!" Attempting to smuggle a roast ham out in your underpants and claiming you have herpes to the shop's staff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Dressing up in pseudo-native garbs and chucking live leeches at everybody, claiming they have unclean blood. Alternatively, going into the store with live leeches attached to your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Do the fishstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Grab all the Pokémon toys from the toy aisle and stand in some other part of the store. When a customer makes eye contact with you challenge them to a battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Fuck the 20 dollar plushies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axelthefox Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Tune all the radios to a obnoxious station,like gangsta rap or the modern metal where the lyrics are screamed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 (edited) Take a shit in a display toilet, or a potty chair. Use a box of tampons, put them back in the box, and take the box to returns. Tell them you didn't like the brand, and you want your money back. Edited January 11, 2016 by Vae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Set all the laptop, tablet, and phone display models' home screens to midget amputee porn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconas Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 have all the computers play this video at the same timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 1 hour ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Fuck the 20 dollar plushies Haven't been kicked out yet. Try something else. 57 minutes ago, Draconas said: have all the computers play this video at the same timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Red Robin was playing that earlier. I was their only customer today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Tip over all the fat people scooters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Try to sell combustible lemons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Repeatedly walk up and down the escalators, past the point where you'd get bored doing it, and ignoring all external stimuli, including people who might be concerned about you. Bonus points if you collapse from exhaustion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Piss in a cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Paint both butt cheeks bright yellow with green stripes then hide amongst the melons waiting to be squeezed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 (edited) Cleanup on aisle all. Edited January 13, 2016 by Jayke Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 get naked in the children's aisle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Build a sentry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Detonate c4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Dress up as a viking, proceed to rape and pillage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Smash merchandise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 1) Go to the TV section of the store and on all the smart TV's put up fetish furry art and walk away. 2) Go to the home decoration part of the store wearing camouflage and a gas mask. Proceed to where they sell those big stupid letter decorations, spell out generic ISIS threat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Falsly report a fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 do what the dude in me sig is doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Soda and mentos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 39 minutes ago, Caledonian said: do what the dude in me sig is doing Pelvic thrust and spew fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Ice the floors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 32 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Pelvic thrust and spew fire? Exactly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Be rude to customers while dressed in a uniform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Be rude to customers while dressed in a nazi uniform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Be hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Invoke Godwin's Law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Sing a racist song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Get on the PA and start beat boxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Ask random people where the buvvins are and then claim you found in while hiding in the clothes rack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Teach bad stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Dress like Osama bin Laden and ask everyone where the porn section is while vigorously rubbing your crotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Make an explosive concoction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Build a box fort with a sign saying "Fort Kickass: No Girls Allowed". Proceed to mix drinks using cell phones as ingredients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 1 hour ago, LazerMaster5 said: Build a box fort with a sign saying "Fort Kickass: No Girls Allowed". Proceed to mix drinks using cell phones as ingredients. Have sex in said boxfort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 4 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Have sex in said boxfort Filming people having sex in said boxfort for online distribution purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Fire shots and then burn the place down in the name of MLP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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