WWIII IS IMMINENT | PREPARE NOW!

[PastryOfApathy]

Are you prepared fellow shitposters? You better be, since we're all gonna be fucked if you don't start preparing for economic collapse NOW!

Here's some key excerpts from the experts for those too busy being brainwashed by lamestream media to click THE MOST IMPORTANT LINK OF THEIR LIFE!

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Goldman Sachs has been shorting gold. The elite have been hording gold as have the BRICS. These entities are telling you, by action, what medium of exchange is going to be of value following the collapse that is coming.

 

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Buy your guns off the books from private parties and at gun shows. “Keep guns for show and guns for go”. In other words, have a safe location that you can bury guns so that when gun confiscation begins, you will not be left totally defenseless.

America needs to not only create safe and secure homes, but to create as many Warsaw ghettos as possible (look it up). We need to make ourselves a hard country to conquer and occupy. We cannot stop a treasonous leader from handing off the country to some foreign entity (e.g. the UN). However, occupation of America should be problematic for the blue-helmet wearing Russians, Chinese and other proxy forces training on our soil to occupy us.

 

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You need to master the art of growing food inside your home. There are plenty of resources which can teach you how to do that. However, you would be wise if you would create a hiding place in which you can store food and water safely in a hidden location.  If you are ever robbed, you will not have exhausted your food supplies.  You are most likely to be robbed by FEMA or one of their mercenary groups (e.g. Academia) during the beginning of the crisis because food and water will be used as weapons to control you!

 

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I would also recommend that every personal library contain The Constitution of the United States. After the chaos subsides, we will need to rebuild. You will not want to live in a “might makes right” society.

 

AND ABOVE ALL ELSE!!!

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I would also recommend that every personal library contain The Constitution of the United States. After the chaos subsides, we will need to rebuild. You will not want to live in a “might makes right” society.

Prepare now before the Demonic Nations prepares for you! IT'S NOT TOO LATE! GOD SPEED!

[TrishaCat]

Conspiracy theorists are fun

Edited December 12, 2015 by Battlechili

[grassfed]

 

[Taikugemu]

Let's hope it wipes out humanity this time.

[evan]

28 minutes ago, Battlechili said:

Conspiracy theorists are fun

i especially like the part where they WOKE ME UP FROM MY ENSLAVEMENT AS ONE OF THE SHEEPLE OF THE GOVERNMENT

[Guest]

srspost for a second: I wonder if we will live through a WWIII in the next 50 years?

[grassfed]

19 minutes ago, Lemon said:

srspost for a second: I wonder if we will live through a WWIII in the next 50 years?

I honestly wouldnt be surprised.

[Brass]

World

War

Issis

[PastryOfApathy]

1 hour ago, Lemon said:

srspost for a second: I wonder if we will live through a WWIII in the next 50 years?

I doubt it. All the countries that have the means to kickstart a traditional world war won't, because it's literally in no one's best interest.

Modern warfare nowadays is more like the Cold War. Smaller proxy conflicts spread across the globe, but with more focus on the middle east with the rise of ISIS and other radical Islamic factions.

[Pignog]

wwiii will be fought on the internet through a series of increasingly smaller and lamer flame wars, the victors will make up our new ruling class and theyll be the worst bunch yet

[Dr. Doggo]

2 hours ago, Lemon said:

srspost for a second: I wonder if we will live through a WWIII in the next 50 years?

Nah, a conventional war would be too much of a clusterfuck. Nukes, yo.

There's gonna be a lot of proxy conflicts in places that don't have them, however. Maybe political purges.

[Therapy Sergal]

Was USA even invaded in it's history ? Why americans have such a weird fetish about invasions, that I'd naturally expect from someone like Poland ?

[DrDingo]

This is with on-par with religious nutters who say judgement day is coming and end up selling all their possessions to go and live inside a caravan or a concrete ball.

And then nothing happens. Which is funny

[DevilishlyHandsome49]

In the year 1945, my great great grandfather, serving in the Army, wondered when he'd get to see his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish, when the US ended World War 2, by dropping bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The world awaited armagedon, but instead, something miraculous happened. We used nuclear energy not as a weapon, but as a source of unlimited power with technology

People enjoyed the luxuries of such. Infinite porn to search up, forums to shitpost on, and video games people would praise and or bitch about

But now, people awoke from this dream. Years of bullshit ended up making people cynical and stupid. The world unraveled. Peace, became a distant memory.

It is now the year 2015 and we find ourselves on the brink of total war. And I am afraid. For myself, my boyfriend, and my yiff friends.

Because if my time on the Internet taught me one thing...

Its that war...war never changes...

 

[TheGreatFanatic]

9 hours ago, Taikugemu said:

Let's hope it wipes out humanity this time.

Agreed.

[Dr. Doggo]

Am I the only person who gets really bored of the edgy, misanthropic, nihilistic posts of "man i wish the entirety of humanity gets wiped out" and such

even if you're just memeing it's gotten really old

[DrGravitas]

4 hours ago, Therapy Sergal said:

Was USA even invaded in it's history ? Why americans have such a weird fetish about invasions, that I'd naturally expect from someone like Poland ?

The War of 1812 counts. British invasion (Think The Empire Strikes Back). They (well ok, it was actually future Canadians) burned down the original White House.

We are paranoid about invasion because media and entertainment groups latched on to the theme during WWI to stoke anti-immigration fears and sell tickets. It became a feedback loop and intensified during WWII and later the cold war. Now it's become an unfortunate embedded part of culture, transmitted via entertainment.

[Dr. Doggo]

I think invading and taking over the USA is close to impossible now, at least by conventional means.

I saw this covered in huge detail but I forgot where. It's going to be very difficult to secure a foothold on the USA, and keep it.

Edited December 12, 2015 by Sir Gibby

[DrGravitas]

Just now, Sir Gibby said:

Am I the only person that thinks invading and taking over the USA is close to impossible now?

Canada or Mexico could do it, possibly a South American Union of some kind if they could get it together. At any rate, it's not a very realistic concern, no. WWIII isn't a very realistic fear, either.

[Dr. Doggo]

1 minute ago, DrGravitas said:

Canada or Mexico could do it, possibly a South American Union of some kind

All those territories lack not only the force and resources, but also the technology and decades of experience.

[DrGravitas]

Just now, Sir Gibby said:

All those territories lack not only the force and resources, but also the technology and decades of experience.

Fair enough. You did include "take over" where as I focused on the "invade" portion. Still, I would say Canada at least has the potential. They have the resources and quite a fair bit of experience in military matters. Forces may be insufficient in the long term and they (like most NATO countries) are deeply tied to the US technologically. However, both of those could change given sufficient will and time.

Mexico... yeah it has other problems that would prevent actual take over.

[Gamedog]

Canada is too smart to harass friendly or neutral countries

thats why we've never had huge terrorist attacks on our country, we mind our own business

[Pignog]

24 minutes ago, DrGravitas said:

Fair enough. You did include "take over" where as I focused on the "invade" portion. Still, I would say Canada at least has the potential. They have the resources and quite a fair bit of experience in military matters. Forces may be insufficient in the long term and they (like most NATO countries) are deeply tied to the US technologically. However, both of those could change given sufficient will and time.

Mexico... yeah it has other problems that would prevent actual take over.

Most of our history we've been terrified of an American invasion. Before 1812 our leaders realised we were completely outnumbered, so we decided to build a few forts and station artillery there. We didn't even think we could withstand an American invasion on our own, so the strategy was to hold out with these forts until the British showed up to save our bacon. From then until the cold war we were still scared of an American takeover, except now our borders spanned a continent and we had no way of defending it. This didn't stop Sam Hughes, our genius minister of militia in the 1900s, from coming up with fantasy scenarios for invading America (this would have been impossible, we didn't have a standing army, limited industry, a tiny population, and our officers were garbage at the start of WWI).

As for nowadays, our armed forces are such a mess we can barely project any power beyond our borders. The two parties that always form government both neglect the armed forces for different reasons, and this has been going on for the last few decades. Like, they'll make a big deal about investing in some expensive piece of military hardware we don't need, but basic procurement of things like boots, ammunition, small arms, communications equipment, etc. get neglected and the pay for enlisted is horrible. Like you said, maybe it could change with will and time, but I think our main strategy right now is to rely on the States to save us if there's an invasion of North America.

[PastryOfApathy]

8 hours ago, Therapy Sergal said:

Was USA even invaded in it's history ? Why americans have such a weird fetish about invasions, that I'd naturally expect from someone like Poland ?

Because it's a popular military power fantasy that's been rooted in our history since forever. Why do you think during the cold war we gave the world stuff like 'Red Dawn', and nowadays there's a whole industry fueled by paranoid racist 'militias' who sit around getting drunk and playing army talking about how America is going to be taken over by [insert country/conspiracy thing here]?

It's like those people who seriously prepare for the totally-gonna-happen zombie apocalypse, except marginally less stupid.

[I Did It For The Cat Girls]

On 12/12/2015 at 3:19 AM, PastryOfApathy said:

I doubt it. All the countries that have the means to kickstart a traditional world war won't, because it's literally in no one's best interest.

Pretty sure they said the same exact thing before WWI and WWII.

On 12/12/2015 at 10:49 AM, Sir Gibby said:

I think invading and taking over the USA is close to impossible now, at least by conventional means.

I saw this covered in huge detail but I forgot where. It's going to be very difficult to secure a foothold on the USA, and keep it.

If you ever find the source, PM it to me. 

Though, I do recall Stalin not exactly being concerned about the US military in the event of a hypothetical soviet invasion, but instead being quite anxious about the possibility of rifle-totting Americans sniping everything with a pulse from rooftops and window sills. 

 

Edited December 13, 2015 by I Did It For The Cat Girls

[I Did It For The Cat Girls]

9 hours ago, Therapy Sergal said:

Was USA even invaded in it's history ? Why americans have such a weird fetish about invasions, that I'd naturally expect from someone like Poland ?

Well, there was the War of 1812. 

[PastryOfApathy]

5 minutes ago, I Did It For The Cat Girls said:

Pretty sure they said the same exact thing before WWI and WWII.

Of course they did. That doesn't discount the fact that the world during WWI and WWII and the world now are fucking unrecognizable.

[Mentova]

My body is ready for WW3. Once we nuke ourselves into oblivion I will rule the wastes.

[Ratmomma]

So basically: same shit, different day.

[Azu]

I'll prepare after breakfast

[Dr. Doggo]

4 hours ago, I Did It For The Cat Girls said:

If you ever find the source, PM it to me. 

Though, I do recall Stalin not exactly being concerned about the US military in the event of a hypothetical soviet invasion, but the uncountable legions of rifle-totting Americans sniping everything with a pulse from rooftops and window sills. 

Sure thing man, no problem.

The Japanese said that they figured that invading the states would be impossible as well. In the early stages of WW2, the Americans and Japanese were rougly equal in their levels of technology (in the duration of the war, the Japanese couldn't make anywhere near as many meaningful advances in spite of their many underrated military victories elsewhere). Basically the USA invasion scenario boiled down to not only the size and the pool of resources the Americans could draw from, but also the terrain. There's a ridiculous amount of chokepoints that the Americans could take advantage of and make a full-scale invasion close to impossible.

Making a successful landing in a relatively small area, means it may get crushed by the rest of the country. It's why Operation Sledgehammer was scrapped in favour of Operation Overlord - if the Allies rushed in like that, they'd be outnumbered and surrounded and wiped out of France very quickly.

Then there's what's more relevant in modern times: Guerilla tactics. Formal militaries tend to choke really damn hard when faced with such a nationwide resistance, all it takes is attacks on convoys, ambushes, and destruction of infrastructure that the occupational force depends on.

However if the USA was more like the Pre-EU European continent, any outside force would stand a fair chance at taking a single American state, provided there was no defense pact.

[hectichusky]

4 hours ago, Mentova said:

My body is ready for WW3. Once we nuke ourselves into oblivion I will rule the wastes.

 

B-but you're already missing half an ear!! How much more damage can you take?

[Mentova]

30 minutes ago, hectichusky said:

 

B-but you're already missing half an ear!! How much more damage can you take?

I can take a lot of punishment bby ;3

[MalletFace]

10 hours ago, I Did It For The Cat Girls said:

Pretty sure they said the same exact thing before WWI and WWII.

Before WWI, war was seen as glorious. This was not even a century after the Wars of German Unification, the Crimean War, the War of 1812, the First Opium War, and many other wars that lasted a few years and took little of each nation's resources and relatively few lives. Excluding the U.S.A., all major states that were present at the Treaty of Versailles were looking for a war and were relatively confident that one would happen.

Before WWII, people were wary of war. This was less than half of a century after the deadliest European war in history. Most of the former Entente was absolutely scared of war; France was creating the Maginot Line, the Balkan states formed the Little Entente, the UK expanded its fleet, Belgium was placing Germany in its debt, and the U.S.A. was increasing its isolation from European matters. The old Central Powers and Japan, though, were preparing to start a war; Germany had been training men in the USSR and Denmark, Italy had been securing its holdings in Albania and Africa, and Japan had been attempting to force China to provide a reason to invade. Everyone was aware that major wars were going to happen, but they did not want them to happen (As long as "they" excludes Churchill, Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and Tojo - most common people did not want the wars).

 

Everyone, even the most inattentive, was aware wars were going to happen, and they were scared by the time of WWII. This is why people had so much hope after the Munich Agreement ("My good friends... I believe it is 'peace for our time.'"- Chamberlain).

 

It is now, though, that people do not expect a war. If we have not broken our awful tendency to resort to war, we are due for another lesson within the next few decades.

[PastryOfApathy]

10 minutes ago, MalletFace said:

It is now, though, that people do not expect a war. If we have not broken our awful tendency to resort to war, we are due for another lesson within the next few decades.

That's why we let our war-ness out as a series of tiny farts as opposed to just shitting it all out at once.

[Spot]

So, will we be fighting WWIIII with sticks and rocks or what? Assuming we're not blown to oblivion in WWIII. Fuggit, maybe I should go for that gun licence after all.