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17 hours ago, #00Buck said:

I'm picking up the vore cake on Friday / Saturday depending on my work schedule. 

BTW most or all of us will be attending Furnal Equinox. 

Some of us will also be attending Comic Con. 

If you will be in Toronto from out of town and want to meet up at either convention post up in the thread.

It would be a unique opportunity. 

Cheers! 

So I'm scared to ask, but what exactly is this cake?

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hello canada thread, i finished the cards... their wonderful. no internet still so library postin.

also in canada and furry related news: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/syrian-refugees-in-canada-got-housed-in-same-hotel-as-vancoufur-furry-convention-and-the-children-a6921341.html

6 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said:

So I'm scared to ask, but what exactly is this cake?

ill post pics

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1 hour ago, PastryOfApathy said:

So I'm scared to ask, but what exactly is this cake?

I debated with the cake maker what you would taste like if we ate you and so the cake will be:

Peanut butter and banana cream with candied bacon. 

Also @Pignog and @kazooie I went ahead and ordered the cake and then realized that it is possible you could be allergic to peanuts.

It never occurred to me to ask. Sorry. 

Anyways if you are allergic to peanuts or bananas or bacon let me know and I'll bring you an alternate dessert so you won't be left out. 

Cheers! 

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On 9.3.2016 at 7:10 AM, Rassah said:

They're digital, so that may be a little bit impossible.

Dammn, Rass you noob! Print out your public and private keys and swim in those!

And please make sure they are readable *cough*

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3 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said:

I don't know the proper emotion to feel here.

burning arousal

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On 2/14/2016 at 10:52 PM, PastryOfApathy said:

Also I'd like to bring to everyone's attention this lovely buttcoin calculator for your everyday bitcoin-ing needs. It's officially* Rassah approved~!

*My name is for the purposes of this sentence, Rassah.

wut

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I'm away for the weekend at an Iaido seminar, and tomorrow is a test during which I hope to rank up. Don't feel like renting a hotel, so guess where I'm sleeping tonight, and posting from?

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14 minutes ago, Rassah said:

I'm away for the weekend at an Iaido seminar, and tomorrow is a test during which I hope to rank up. Don't feel like renting a hotel, so guess where I'm sleeping tonight, and posting from?

A Walmart parking lot!

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3 hours ago, Rassah said:

Actually a school gym parking lot, since that's where the seminar is, but it was Walmart last night :D

the lap of luxury

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9 hours ago, #00Buck said:

The Box!!!

It is among us. Tremble in fear!!!

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i feel like with all the pasty related stuff in the tthread we have to make her an honorary canadian

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1 hour ago, Rassah said:

Actually a school gym parking lot, since that's where the seminar is, but it was Walmart last night :D

Damn, almost nailed it.

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11 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said:

I don't know the proper emotion to feel here.

The one that goes best with the feeling of your butt clenching really tightly. 

3 hours ago, Pignog said:

i feel like with all the pasty related stuff in the tthread we have to make her an honorary canadian

Maybe after we eat them. 

I want to eat an American. 

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3 hours ago, Pignog said:

i feel like with all the pasty related stuff in the thread we have to make her an honorary Canadian

Does that mean I get government-issued Tim Horton's rations now? I know every life insurance company in Canada covers at least one emergency care package a week so I better see some Timbits on my doorstep by next Saturday.

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I've seen articles like that floating around on Twitter. basically someone said it was sexist because the male emojis were all professions and the girl ones were princesses and brides or something

I can kind of see it I guess but I think it's silly to say they're 'sexist'

 

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Canadians are always more than welcome down here. Just... You know... I want that feeling reciprocated when we fail to stump the Trump in November.

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Emojis are Japanese inventions, and mainly used by them. Japanese are undoubtedly sexist though.

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6 minutes ago, Rassah said:

Emojis are Japanese inventions, and often used by things. Japanese are undoubtedly sexist though.

Sexism is the least disconcerting about the japanese ;3

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4 hours ago, DevilBear said:

Sexism is the least disconcerting about the japanese ;3

Would the most be the octopus in vagina porn? (It exists)

Wait, that's off topic. Oh! What would be the most disconcerting thing about Canadians?

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13 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said:

Does that mean I get government-issued Tim Horton's rations now? I know every life insurance company in Canada covers at least one emergency care package a week so I better see some Timbits on my doorstep by next Saturday.

The Government of Canada is ready to deploy Tim Hortons anywhere in the world where hunger happens.

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5 minutes ago, #00Buck said:

The cake is being loaded into the car by my butler right now. 

Soon all will be revealed. 

My butthole is ready.

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2 hours ago, Rassah said:

What would be the most disconcerting thing about Canadians?

They put fucking gravy on their fries like barbarians. Use ketchup like a man!!! >:V

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You know, it looks more or less how I guessed it would. But somehow I remain shocked.

Yep. This is a thing that is currently happening.

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You tasted delicious and melted in my mouth. 

Also people took more pics. I'm sure they will be posted soon. 

Also we killed lots of furries in our game. It was fun. 

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3 hours ago, #00Buck said:

You tasted delicious and melted in my mouth. 

Also people took more pics. I'm sure they will be posted soon. 

Also we killed lots of furries in our game. It was fun. 

Is it true that the bakery that made this beautiful monument to my eternal greatness specifically asked that their name be crossed out on the box because they "knew about that Tony the Tiger thing"? Or did you hand them that porn pic like a creeper?

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7 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said:

Is it true that the bakery that made this beautiful monument to my eternal greatness specifically asked that their name be crossed out on the box because they "knew about that Tony the Tiger thing"? Or did you hand them that porn pic like a creeper?

That's Grrrrrrrrreat! 

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8 minutes ago, Pignog said:

just had my afternoon pasty cake. been looking forward to it all shift.

So did anyone ask you what the hell you were eating?

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52 minutes ago, Pignog said:

just had my afternoon pasty cake. been looking forward to it all shift.

When you have time please post up how we killed everyone who volunteered to play in Machine Of Death.

43 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said:

So did anyone ask you what the hell you were eating?

Most of your face was gone by the end of the evening so it probably just looked like cake. 

However, you were delicious. 

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On 2016-03-14 at 4:47 PM, PastryOfApathy said:

So did anyone ask you what the hell you were eating?

Furries came up once at my workplace and it was not in a positive light. I think if I tried to give someone pasty cake there I'd have been thrown in the dough mixer. Fursecution in the workplace is real and it kills.

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6 hours ago, Pignog said:

Furries came up once at my workplace and it was not in a positive light. I think if I tried to give someone pasty cake there I'd have been thrown in the dough mixer. Fursecution in the workplace is real and it kills.

Discrimination! 

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Edible Bitcoins?

That cake looks amazing, BTW. The background story isn't clear to me, and the thought of vore squicks me TBH, but I'm impressed.

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8 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said:

Bitcoin vore.

Make it happen people. 

I believe in you. 

My hate for bitcoin runs deep. 

I'm not sure I could eat one. 

Unless the reason was to post pics of what it looks like in the toilet the next day. 

But that would be more for my ultimate scat thread.

Which will probably never get posted now because I'd probably get banned for that. 

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TORONTO MEET UP #3

(In three acts)

Act I: Pasty Cake

Buck was a kind soul and offered to vore a forums member at the next meet-up. I'm not sure how it happened buy PastryofApathy volunteered and a work of art was born.

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The logo for the cake had to be crossed off because of its association with furries (it's not visible in any of the pics). The bakers knew about the whole Tony the Tiger thing.

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Each piece of Pasty's face had to be cut out of fondant and layered up.

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A nice detail Buck pointed out: A heart was placed at the back of the cake, with a band wrapping around.

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Tasted like peanut butter, banana cream, and chocolate. Deelicious! (if I've missed anything Buck and Kazooie can correct me).

 

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Act II: Machine of Death Cards

I asked for forums members to volunteer to get murdered in a silly card game called Machine of Death. We got about ten volunteers, unfortunately I only printed off six cards to use in the game and we got through five (the discarded one was Pasty who we had just eaten). If you were not chosen this time around you should definitely take it personally. Please take this time to reflect on your shortcomings and why I don't love you as much as Zerig.

@Brazen@MissFleece@Gamedog@Sir Gibby@PastryOfApathy@Zerig@Zaraphayx@Revates@evan@Onnes

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Gamedog

It's another day for Gamedog, and he's laying in bed, dreaming of his misery. At present Gamedog cannot be harmed in the real world, because he is surrounded by his many beloved and wonderful cats that ward off every kind of trouble. The only way to harm Gamedog is in his dreams, his misery. So I guess this'll be like inception or something. Occasionally Gamedog dreams of pleasant things, like trapping in the woods, dogs, taxidermy, and various animal furs. His dislikes are a mystery and up to the players' imaginations!!

MissFleece

In a sleepy little American town rests Miss Fleece and her beloved guard hound, Hank. The duo are currently defending their house like a fortress – the doors and windows are locked, and the neighbours keep a close eye on the place. Hank is also a cerberus, fifty feet tall, can breathe fire, and is a cute doge. He's tied up outside and towers over the house. Inside, Fleece is busy being a people pleaser, and the people she's pleasing today are the Nazi High Command. She's being kind, baking for Adolf Hitler. Goebbels and Himmler are being picky though, they want rabbit and eel, Fleece's allergies. Once the Nazis are fed and tucked into bed, Fleece retreats to her room. She uses her few spare hours to ward off depression and anxiety by enjoying some comics and cartoons.

Optional Rule: Like Vegeta always said, “only cooperation will redeem mankind.” Brass and Fleece form an anime friendship bond. As long as both are alive, their mutual love of cartoons protects them from harm. Add +1 difficulty to the final part of the plan.

Brass

It's everyone's favourite tiny skeleton, with the candy coated heart of gold. Brass loves to run. He's currently running deep in the woods to his husbando's house. As part of his workout regimen he wears a heavy outfit made of his favorite things (he's pretending he's Goku at 10x Earth's gravity). This outfit is made of various rope knots, chains with Master Lock (tm) brand locks, and a computer that monitors his vitals. Brass is paranoid, and has placed traps everywhere. This is because the woods are dangerous right now. They're full of skeleton allergies like rabbits, shellfish, bees, holstein cows full of milk, and most troublesome of all, food.

Optional Rule: Like Goku always said, “only cooperation will redeem mankind.” Brass and Fleece form an anime friendship bond. As long as both are alive, their mutual love of cartoons protects them from harm. Add +1 difficulty to the final part of the plan.

Gibby

Yours has disappeared from my document :(. I wrote it, I saved it, but now all I see are the original notes you sent me. I will rewrite yours in a bit.

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