Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) So, I decided to watch Pixels with my mom because she saw it on Hulu or something similar and liked the premise. Guess who the fuck makes a surprise appearance in this shit fest? Max Fucking Headroom. This is exactly how I felt when I saw how Adam Sandler shoved in Beach Bear and Dook LaRue in his shitfest Just Go With It. Why Adam Sandler? Why must you take everything I obsess over and spread your asscheeks just wide enough so that the shit you call writing and directing falls out of your rectum like a chunky waterfall? Edited April 1, 2016 by Sidewalk Surfboard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Sandler sux 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 more like Adam Scammedler amirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I liked all the street car tracks and street car wires over the streets of New York in the Pac-Man scene. New York is famous for it's streetcars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundeere Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Adam Fagberg gets 3 million dollars to put out a bad movie. 3 x 3=9, 9 - 6=3, 3-sides on a triangle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Oh Sidewalk! You're just too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Furries shit on everything I love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Mr. Fox said: Furries shit on everything I love. We're quite dedicated to shitting on everything you love. We're getting more advanced, too. Soon, at the press of a button, we can shit on anything you love, on demand. Isn't the future great? Or should I say.... the furrrrture. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: the furrrrture. pls kill yerself kthxbi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundeere Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Isn't the future great? Or should I say.... the furrrrture. Oh lord... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 6 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I decided to watch Pixels why tho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Adam Sandler is the personification of shit. Anything he touches turns into a steaming pile of poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I liked Zohan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 42 minutes ago, Zeke said: Adam Sandler is the personification of shit. Anything he touches turns into a steaming pile of poo. I would argue that he did pretty well in Hotel Transylvania. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 His acting style is getting old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 My favorite Adam Sandler movie, is the one where he screams a lot and someone farts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Head Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I used to like Adam Sandler movies... But then I grew up past the age of 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Hotel Transylvanias were both good. I like Little Nicky as well. I think the issue is that every other movie he does is just some variant of Happy Gilmore. So really he's alright when he's not playing what is essentially his only character slightly tweaked and renamed for each new film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Happy Gilmore was the best IMO anger management and little Nicky were alright 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 19 minutes ago, Gamedog said: Happy Gilmore was the best IMO anger management and little Nicky were alright That was him in Anger Management? That movie was actually ok. I haven't seen Happy Gilmore but it looks overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: That was him in Anger Management? That movie was actually ok. I haven't seen Happy Gilmore but it looks overrated. Yes he was in it with Jack Nicholson abd you should see HG, it's fantastic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Grizzle Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 The title reminded me of this scene from Eight Crazy Nights, another Sandler classic. He's literally shitting on Christmas. (On a sidenote, I've since developed something of an aversion to deer 'sonas) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I actually enjoyed Pixels. I mean, it is by no means a masterpiece, but it was fun to watch. Come at me, brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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