Signy Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 When I was in the Navy I always snagged a top rack. The bottom was too low and required you roll into it from the floor. The middle rack always ended up as your cube-mates shelf - usually for their wet shower gear. But if you had a good top rack, you actually sit in bed and read...unless you were under a vent, in which case you hit your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I'd join the navy. Blub... Blub... Only I like fresh water better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signy Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 You could always try for a spot in the Riverines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Blub. Good idea. Do they allow fishing during work hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signy Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Depends on the command. I fished off the ass-end of a carrier plenty of times, and off of one of the aircraft elevators once. Never caught anything though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Glub... Blub...I know people in the navy who caught something. But it just gave them a burning sensation when they peed.Blub... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dischimera Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Top.The bottom always gives me the feeling the top bed will collapse on top of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Both. I like the top, but you can create a bed fort with the bottom bunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I'm too tall for bunk beds :[When I use the bottom bunk I hit my head on the top bunk when I sit up. When I use the top bunk I hit my head on the ceiling. I can't win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolow Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I'm too tall for bunk beds :[When I use the bottom bunk I hit my head on the top bunk when I sit up. When I use the top bunk I hit my head on the ceiling. I can't win. A pain I know all too well. (Is 6' 4") How tall are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 A pain I know all too well. (Is 6' 4") How tall are you?6'3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 C'mon, guys. If you're gonna be bottom bunk, you may as well be sleeping in a normal bed. The bottom bunk gives the top a reason to exist, so I appreciate its place... As I ascend the ladder to sleep a little closer to the realm of the gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Middle bunk is best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I prefer the top bed. No one will choose my bed as their seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 top duhthen the bad men, zombies, and ghosts cant get you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I prefer the bottom bed because it feels more enclosed. If I could sleep in what is basically a pod, I would, as long as thoughts of it being like a coffin don't invade my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Depends on who I'm sharing it with :VNo fatties on top. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinare Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Both cuz my belongings and cats need a bed too and I would not want to share a room with a people. I voted top though because that seems like the most fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I was thinking of something else with that title... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hectichusky Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Bottom because I don't want to climb up something when I want to go to sleep additionally if I had to climb down something to get out of bed, I just might never do so. It's a lot easier to get up and get ready for the day when you can just drop your feet and stand up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroxwolf Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Awwww, I thought this thread was about sex Dont judge me! I don't have a dirty mind. I just have a sexy imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 It's always best to bunk at the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irreverent Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Top. Unless I've been drinking heavily. Then I just kiss the carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 When I was in the Navy I always snagged a top rack. The bottom was too low and required you roll into it from the floor. The middle rack always ended up as your cube-mates shelf - usually for their wet shower gear. But if you had a good top rack, you actually sit in bed and read...unless you were under a vent, in which case you hit your head.Is this photo set of you during yer navy days: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Bottom all the way, so I don't have to awkwardly climb down the ladder on the bed if I have to wake up and/or go to the bathroom, and I don't like worrying that I'll wake the other person up by climbing down from the top part.I used to sleep in the top of a bunk bed when I was a kid, though. I guess my tastes have changed. :3c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Is this photo set of you during yer navy days: Do you even Splash, Slow-bro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Do you even Splash, Slow-bro?Pff eryone knows Slowbro can't play in the splash pool, GAWWWWEEEDDD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Pff eryone knows Slowbro can't play in the splash pool, GAWWWWEEEDDD.we tried telling him that, but it was too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 we tried telling him that, but it was too lateTHAT EXPLAINS SO LITTLE.I demand you explain the existence of Trubbish to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signy Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Is this photo set of you during yer navy days: [magikarp guy]Pfft. That guy doesn't have nearly enough PPE on (personal protective equipment). Behold! Float coat, safety harness and hardhat! (And I got chewed out at the qarterdeck for have not having safety goggles on too). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I've grown to dislike the top. Speaking as someone's who had to be on the top bed most of their life.The bottom bed is much easier to flop in and out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Pfft. That guy doesn't have nearly enough PPE on (personal protective equipment). Behold! Float coat, safety harness and hardhat! (And I got chewed out at the qarterdeck for have not having safety goggles on too).BAD ASS IN A LIFE JACKET 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidy Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 top bunk i like being the higher up, the one in charge, everyone knows that being in an elevated position means you're better than them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolow Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Switch.Gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Top and bottom beds are overrated. I always choose the middle bed :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 No option for versatile... I enjoy variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Existential Cawing Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 My filthy scavenger gutter mind led me here and now I'm disappointed.Bottom, because i've rolled off top bunks several times. :I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 My filthy scavenger gutter mind led me here and now I'm disappointed.Bottom, because i've rolled off top bunks several times. :II think pretty much everyone in this thread is here for the same reason ;3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 No option for versatile... I enjoy variety. There's no option for sleeping under the bottom bed, hanging a hammock under the top bed, or sleeping attached to the outside of the frame either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Blub... Blub... This is a good thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koota Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I took the title of this thread completely wrong..Anyways top bunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maug Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I see way too many bottoms in here :VI took the title of this thread completely wrong..That was the idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Water bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PheagleAdler Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I'm a bird, of course I want my nest up top!Funny though, when we did have bunk beds, I had the top, then there were some bees in the ceiling so I switched with my brother for the bottom. True story, f*ck bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I see way too many bottoms in here :VYou're not invited to my bottom bunk fort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PheagleAdler Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I see way too many bottoms in here :VThat is probably not what 'she' said lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I'm a bird, of course I want my nest up top!Funny though, when we did have bunk beds, I had the top, then there were some bees in the ceiling so I switched with my brother for the bottom. True story, f*ck bees.Ok, if there were bees in the ceiling, I wouldn't even sleep in that room, or in that house.The reason for this is because that house would be on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PheagleAdler Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Ok, if there were bees in the ceiling, I wouldn't even sleep in that room, or in that house.The reason for this is because that house would be on fire.I thought that was for spiders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I thought you were asking how I fagged... It's the same answer for both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 The first time I saw a bait and switch thread with this title, it was about which half of the bagel you preferred.Bottom bunk is better because it's darker (and you won't fall as far out of the bed during ship's roll if applicable) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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