DrGravitas Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 As they say, everybody has a price. So what's yours? In this game, a poster provides a challenge and the poster below them names their price for accomplishing it and then provides a new challenge! For example, if the challenge above me was "Shave your head bald" I might reply "$5,000 plus 3 months-worth of sunscreen" and provide a challenge for the poster below! Like so: Eat a solid oak door (no glue or metal) over the course of a year! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 This does not seem so bad. I could grind the door into sawdust, mix it with flour, and make a sort of bread. Still, I would want $10,000. What would is cost for you to only wear wetsuits and scuba gear as clothing for an entire year, wetsuit wardrobe included? (You would still be allowed to sleep in the nude) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 ....3000, paid in euros and enough diving lessons to actually learn to dive. Not use the internet for 6 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 A good cryogenic chamber to sleep all the way through that otherwise torturous ordeal and 3,000 bitcoins. Create a new self sustaining energy source with new technology 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 An army of unpaid researchers at my disposale, a free sheet to not use any ethics what so ever (don't question it!), to have all royalty rights to this technology so that I may capitalise on it, half of Central Africa because why not?! Stick your tongue on a Lamp Post during a very, very, freezing cold day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 That will cost you 50 cents, and some warm water, to I can get it safely back off. For footwear, wear nothing but Crocs for the rest of your life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Gimme about... 12000 so I can pay of my student loans and I might consider it. Sleep in a swamp full of mosquitoes nude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 If in one of the dry spots and with a campsite, 50,000 US dollars and all medical expenses from any bites, allergies, or diseases acquired taken care of in addition to that. Covering oneself in peanut-butter and jelly and then jumping into a pen filled entirely with foxes of various types whose favorite foods to steal are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and all of them have needle teeth :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 1, 2016 Author Share Posted July 1, 2016 $300 + medical expenses, and a copy of the video of me giggling like a mad man while they (mostly) lick it off. Also, a chain mail cod-piece to wear during the event just in case >.> Wear a fursuit to your job for 3 weeks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 An extra 3K a week for the inconvenience. Stand completely still and motionless without speaking for 12 hours a day seven days a week for a whole month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 1K plus enough anesthetic to keep me in a coma for the duration of the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Restraints, $10,000, and a TV to watch things on while doing this. Drink the entirety of the Pacific Ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 £200,000, someone to teach me how to swim, someone to teach me how to wrestle, someone else to teach me how to do both at the same time, 100ccs of powerful shark sedative, prosthetic limbs supplied as necessary (for me, not the shark. I'm not wresting a cyber-shark with big beefy mechanical arms!) and a seance with the late great Steve Irwin and Sir Billy Butlin - the former to pick up shark wrestling advice, and the latter to book a nice chalet in the afterlife in case it all goes tits-up. Eat a 250g bag of ghost pepper-laced peanuts in one sitting with no drinks or intermediate snacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 That'll be $1. Them shit be good. Masturbate to FNaF porn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I've whacked off to worse. Still, robots. Ehhhhh.... How about a grand. I'm a cheap date. How much would it take for you to drink an 8 ounce glass of ipecac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Enough anti-nausea medication to counter-act it, a professional doctor and lets say, 2 grand. Punch a really cute puppy that needs your help. And then not give it help. Let's see how cold you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 $500, I am cruel aren't I? Eat every part of a Ferrari. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Pay for the hospital bills please, and then take me out to a nice dinner date at a pizza. Ride an XL bad dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Pay for the bad dragon, and we'll be good. Hand out Holocaust Denial pamphlets at a synagogue during Hanukkah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Pay for the ink and paper and we're cool. Eat old country buffet for 3 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Those don't exist in the UK, so I guess that'd be travel costs, food and board for three months in a nice part of the US plus... oooh... $5000 spending money? Oh, and the hotel MUST have a playstation and xbox one in the room, and I'll have a top-range apple mac laptop too so I can get on with work. Go on a camping holiday. In Chernobyl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Supply the appropriate Haz-mat suits, and food and water stored in containers that resist radiation, and I'd do it for $10,000 a week, plus the opportunity to produce a porno of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, which would end the careers of both of those figures. And if I was glowing afterwards, it might either be from joy, or radiation. Walk across the Democratic Republic of Congo, on foot, with only minimal supplies, and a hunting knife. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Are you kidding me? Just pay for my plane ticket and vaccinations. That's a fucking vacation. Perform oral sex on Hillary Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Only if you doing extremely gay things after it. Dance with a professional ballerina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 22 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Only if you doing extremely gay things after it. Dance with a professional ballerina. Not too into girls, but I could think of some clever things to do spinning her around on top of me. I'd say $10,000 but I really need bus fare for next week so I'm having a sale, only $100 ... Preform oral sex on a fursuiter, and you don't know who is inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Give $3.5 mil to my family. Give me some buckshot to the teeth. EDIT: Er...probably not the most appropriate thing for me to post. Uh... Take eyedrops made from wasabi. Yeah, that's innocent enough. :y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 4, 2016 Author Share Posted July 4, 2016 $6 million dollars and for you to PM me what you had originally posted. :D Ride a mule everwhere you would otherwise drive, for 6 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Just the mule, and a place for him to stay, and the price of feed. I don't have a car, so a mule would be a step up, in terms of transportation. Eat nothing but clams for a month. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 7, 2016 Author Share Posted July 7, 2016 $60,000 and the technology to transform into - and back from - an otter. Email your collection of furry porn (if you lack a collection, a specially prepared one will be provided) to your immediate relatives and close friends complete with undeniable proof that it's yours/coming from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 million. They'll understand I did it for the money. Smuggle half a kilo of Columbian bambam into the country. You swallowed a bunch of condoms full of the stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I get all the money and then some so I can hire me an amazing lawyer to get off scot-free. Have sex with someone who's basically a big blob of fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 5 million dollars for liposuction and rehabilitation costs, the power to choose the gender of my partner and for an emotional trauma for seeing morbidly obese person live (ala 300kg). What's the price of killing one of your parents. If you don't have parents, you need to kill someone who is emotionally very close to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Dude. Wow. 1 trillion dollars, my own country, and a lifetime supply of antidepressants. how much would it take for you to lick clean the bathroom floor of a truck stop in Texas. It hasn't been mopped in a few days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Gack! Well, I'm gonna need some strong, powdered minty breath-mints, and water and a a citrus based cleaner (lemon juice) 'cause I ain't got that much saliva. And reimbursement for antibiotics, and a possible hospital stay, plus immunizations beforehand. But 'cause I do need money, I'd do it for between $2 to 10 million, depending on the size of the place. And a promise that I never have to go to Texas again! Or see a truck... Eat all your meals on the floor, out of a dog-food bowl, for the rest of your life, while wearing a pretty pink collar, with at least 20% of said meals having to be eaten in busy restaurants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 9, 2016 Author Share Posted July 9, 2016 The world's finest fursuit to wear while eating (with paid dry cleaning) and a lifetime of pet foxes (with money to pay for top notch treatment for all of them.) Host 366 consecutive days worth of hoedowns. (1 hoedown per day) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Well, shoot partner! Butter mah biscuit, we fixing to have one heck of a hoedown here, tell you hwhut! You just supply the 'shine and sammiches, and I'll host you the most rootinist, tootinest hoedowns this side of the mis'sippi! Also at least 10 million dollars because night don't like most country music, and I know the kind of people who would go to a hoedown around here. I'll need the money to pay a good therapist. To many kissin' cousins around here... Eughh. How much would it cost to be cast in a commercial for genital wart cream you know would air multiple times a day and be seen by your friends and family. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Cast me as the Dr. who is suggesting it to somebody else, and I'll do it for $10,000. As the one who has the warts? I'll take $100,000, maybe less, I'm broke and need money! Rush the stage at the RNC in a sparkle-dog fursuit, and frantically hump Donald Trump's leg during his key speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I'd do it for a get out jail card and one time power to hypnotize the entire world to forget about the incident. Plus 10 million dollars for emotional pain Name your price for having a condition which forces you to sleep on a hard concenrete/stone floor for the rest of your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 A pillow and a blanket and I'm set. You have sex with a bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Pay for the tickets to San Francisco and we're good. Mutilate you own genitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 10, 2016 Author Share Posted July 10, 2016 Find me a perfect wife to have 3 children of my own with and after I do then you can take my nuts or whatever. Wear parachute pants and 30-foot-long cape as you ONLY public clothes for a month of your choosing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 5 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: You have sex with a bear. I know it's not mine but... what kinda bear we talking? Because if I could fuck a clone of me, free. Hell, I'd pay for that. Also to the question at hand- like 2 grand. You kidding me? I'd do it for free but I got bills to pay. How much to getunreasonably drunk and show up at a police station to hit on the first cop you see? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 @DevilBear What is your dare? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 I have oddly good luck with the police, so I'd do it for $5,000, and maybe dinner, if they took me up on the offer, and we had a date. But I'm not really into cops, so it'd be a kiss on the cheek, and nighty-night. Lick all the footpaws of every fursuiter at Anthrocon, right after the fursuit parade, and have it recorded and posted to You Tube...and no wearing a mask or anything to conceal your identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 A shotgun blast directly into my face point blank. Tell your homophobic grandma that you are gay and love big long cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Free! Just buy me a round-trip ticket to Michigan. She's passed away, and if I stood at the grave, I doubt she'd hear me. Be a new products tester at Bad Dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Like underwriters labratory testing... or like real life application testing? The former, 120 grand a year. The latter, 60 grand a year. Cat food taste tester. You are guaranteed that one meal a day will be canned, wet, or dry cat food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Huh, well, so long as it's a small meal, I'd say $1,000 a day. It couldn't be that bad! Wear a rubber puppy suit, mask and collar everywhere you go, for a year whilst wearing a collar, and being led around on a leash by somebody in a Barney costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 DAMN IT. I would've done everything except for the Barney free of charge. 200000 dollars pls Work a shitty 4PM-6AM job at an EZ Mart in Flint, Michigan. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 (That's why I threw in the Barney Costume! It would have been too fun, otherwise ;)) Let's see...I have some friends in Flint, and it's not quite so bad as I'd imagined. But those hours, and in a bad location...but I'd do it for $100,000/year, and a two week vacation; that amount of money would go a LONG way most anyplace in Michigan, and I was from Michigan, but farther north. Be woke up every day at random times, by somebody blasting a trombone in your ear while you're in a deep sleep, while at the same time, pouring 5 gallons of Mayonnaise over you and the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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