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2 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said:

And the world's perception of the US just got ten times worse.

Good!

I'm Canadian.

That just makes Canada look better by comparison. 

1 minute ago, PastryOfApathy said:

lol shut up commie

USA! USA! USA!

Daddy will fix everything for us.

Let the chalking of his great name take place in all the safe spaces. 

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31 minutes ago, Falaffel said:

How many are you up to? I'm up to 2. Working on 3.

Never had someone so blunt, though. Usually it's at least their 2nd to 3rd message. 

That was my first. My first fucking PM from that zoo and the best that person could come up with is "show me your dick".

Like, what the fuck, man? I'm still trying to figure out how to respond to this shit. :c

29 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Sorry guys. I thought you would understand my furry desires. ;^;

You're a filthy whore too but at least you have class.

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10 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said:

That was my first. My first fucking PM from that zoo and the best that person could come up with is "show me your dick".

Like, what the fuck, man? I'm still trying to figure out how to respond to this shit. :c

You're a filthy whore too but at least you have class.

Link a video of a stoat killing a bunny. 

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2 hours ago, root said:

My birds feed off of french fries that get stuck in it.

But the real question is, do you keep your Mountain Dew in there too?

2 hours ago, Falaffel said:

Don't worry, your report will be read 3 weeks from now. 

*shudders*

1 hour ago, root said:

Does he want to see your real life penis or your character's penis?

I don't have any yiff art of my character, I'm not into that (blaspheme they all scream, how dare a fox say that.) 

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My parents think there's going to be some sort of apocalypse in the next 20 years and that some US land is owned by China now and that the US will collapse very soon economically very soon and that we should start preparing.

My dad wants my mom to save up money to buy solar panels, a dehumidifier, and anything that can help one survive should the world fall apart.

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5 minutes ago, Battlechili said:

My parents think there's going to be some sort of apocalypse in the next 20 years and that some US land is owned by China now and that the US will collapse very soon economically very soon and that we should start preparing.

My dad wants my mom to save up money to buy solar panels, a dehumidifier, and anything that can help one survive should the world fall apart.

In a round-about way, that wouldn't be a bad thing if it gets you solar and other useful (and home selling points) features. Heck, it'd be good for the environment to adopt solar to offset your energy usage, not to mention their bills (assuming you're in a place with decent sun exposure for most of the year.)

I'd say encourage this thinking until they start replacing your Christmas presents with toilet paper.

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My dad just told me "There's a missile that exists that can destroy all satellites at once" and that "the internet will not exist soon" and he started questioning me about what use would I be to the world if what he's telling me is true, if all I know about is computers. 

:/

In a round-about way, that wouldn't be a bad thing if it gets you solar and other useful (and home selling points) features. Heck, it'd be good for the environment to adopt solar to offset your energy usage, not to mention their bills (assuming you're in a place with decent sun exposure for most of the year.)

I'd say encourage this thinking until they start replacing your Christmas presents with toilet paper.

Well the thing is, is that they're poor already. They already live paycheck to paycheck. Things like solar panels are expensive as heck.

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2 minutes ago, Battlechili said:

My dad just told me "There's a missile that exists that can destroy all satellites at once" and that "the internet will not exist soon" and he started questioning me about what use would I be to the world if what he's telling me is true, if all I know about is computers. 

Heh, my dad thinks society is going to collapse or something. Like, he legit bought an AR-15 a couple days ago. Not sure if he's serious, but he's into all sorts of conspiracy shit, so I wouldn't be surprised.

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25 minutes ago, Battlechili said:

My parents think there's going to be some sort of apocalypse in the next 20 years and that some US land is owned by China now and that the US will collapse very soon economically very soon and that we should start preparing.

7 minutes ago, Battlechili said:

My dad just told me "There's a missile that exists that can destroy all satellites at once" and that "the internet will not exist soon"

You never never know

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2 hours ago, pothocket said:

Heh, my dad thinks society is going to collapse or something. Like, he legit bought an AR-15 a couple days ago. Not sure if he's serious, but he's into all sorts of conspiracy shit, so I wouldn't be surprised.

You should get him some of Alex Jones' Super Male Vitality™ for Father's Day.

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3 hours ago, Battlechili said:

My parents think there's going to be some sort of apocalypse in the next 20 years and that some US land is owned by China now and that the US will collapse very soon economically very soon and that we should start preparing.

My dad wants my mom to save up money to buy solar panels, a dehumidifier, and anything that can help one survive should the world fall apart.

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If there is anything Mad Max has taught me, it is that staying in one place is just asking to get raided. Your parents should instead invest in building a War Rig. Nobody fucks with a War Rig.

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12 minutes ago, 6tails said:

This is actually true, the China part. And Spain, too. Some countries literally own our roads and some of our land.

I had to pay a dollar to drive on a road in America.

Then I had to pay $5 to get back into Canada. 

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5 hours ago, Battlechili said:

My dad just told me "There's a missile that exists that can destroy all satellites at once" and that "the internet will not exist soon" and he started questioning me about what use would I be to the world if what he's telling me is true, if all I know about is computers.

Not as crazy as that, but about 6 years ago my brother said that the internet is just a fad and something else will come along to replace it "in a few years." Totally accurate prediction.

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Jesus Christ this culture is well and truly fucked.

Y'know, you try and take enjoyment in it for what it actually is, but there is always some pervy retard that has to make you feel bad for being a part of it. For those not familiar with what I am talking about I am referring to the "dick pics" situation. I can't produce any yiff art so the response I get is "so I'm waiting for you to impress me". Nope, not a "hello how are you" or a "you seem like an interesting person, I think we could be friends" but a "show me your dick" remark.

 

Ugh, what is this fandom anymore, what is my life??? :c    

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1 minute ago, Mr. Fox said:

Jesus Christ this culture is well and truly fucked.

Y'know, you try and take enjoyment in it for what it actually is, but there is always some pervy retard that has to make you feel bad for being a part of it. For those not familiar with what I am talking about I am referring to the "dick pics" situation. I can't produce any yiff art and the response I get is "so I'm waiting for you to impress me". Nope, not a "hello how are you" or a "you seem like an interesting person, I think we could be friends" but a "show me your dick" remark.

 

Ugh, what is this fandom anymore, what is my life??? :c    

holy shit what the fuck? Who even says that? Where were you to say that?

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5 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said:

Jesus Christ this culture is well and truly fucked.

Y'know, you try and take enjoyment in it for what it actually is, but there is always some pervy retard that has to make you feel bad for being a part of it. For those not familiar with what I am talking about I am referring to the "dick pics" situation. I can't produce any yiff art so the response I get is "so I'm waiting for you to impress me". Nope, not a "hello how are you" or a "you seem like an interesting person, I think we could be friends" but a "show me your dick" remark.

 

Ugh, what is this fandom anymore, what is my life??? :c    

That person was mean to you and should feel bad, so here, have your 1000th'd like and stuff I guess, because electronic hugs aren't a thing yet.

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1 minute ago, Lemon said:

holy shit what the fuck? Who even says that? Where were you to say that?

I know, right? It's fully understandable if it's out in the open playful banter and fits into the theme of whatever is going on, but PM's are (usually) reserved for more private or serious discussion, and that's not the sort of thing you bring up on your first one, especially if you don't know the person.

If you backpedal a page you can see how it all started.  

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Just now, Mr. Fox said:

I know, right? It's fully understandable if it's out in the open playful banter and fits into the theme of whatever is going on, but PM's are (usually) reserved for more private or serious discussion, and that's not the sort of thing you bring up on your first one, especially if you don't know the person.

If you backpedal a page you can see how it all started.  

Wait, someone here asked this of you?

immediately report that to the mods when that shit happens. 

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5 minutes ago, LadyRadarEars said:

That person was mean to you and should feel bad, so here, have your 1000th'd like and stuff I guess, because electronic hugs aren't a thing yet.

Yay! I feel all spesh all of a sudden, like I have joined some soft of exclusive club. I must now brag about this. ^_^ 

3 minutes ago, Lemon said:

Wait, someone here asked this of you?

immediately report that to the mods when that shit happens. 

No no, this is FAF, but totally expected amirite?

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5 minutes ago, 6tails said:

No, furry culture is not fucked. You just insist on using a website that is already well-known to be truly fucked.

Na man, it's definitely the culture. It's not difficult to differentiate how to act in certain social situations but the concept seems to fly over the head of many no matter where you are. It's understandable, though. Weird attracts weird and the fandom is never short of that; the community just naturally follows the norm. 

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7 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said:

Na man, it's definitely the culture. It's not difficult to differentiate how to act in certain social situations but the concept seems to fly over the head of many no matter where you are. It's understandable, though. Weird attracts weird and the fandom is never short of that; the community just naturally follows the norm. 

And weird is the norm. Just remember...

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2 hours ago, 6tails said:

No, furry culture is not fucked. You just insist on using a website that is already well-known to be truly fucked.

 

2 hours ago, Mr. Fox said:

Na man, it's definitely the culture. 

 

31 minutes ago, 6tails said:

No, it's the website, otherwise you'd have people HERE doing that same shit to you.

Even though we do have our large share of creepos in the community, the "furry culture" isn't fucked, It all depends on where you go in it. Some places you'll just find wretched awfulness, whereas you can venture elsewhere and find some of the nicest, sweetest people you'll ever meet. 

Its like a trip to New York or something I suppose

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I want to write a formal apology to @Saxon and the many other users who will more than likely wake up to 10+ notifications of me liking their posts.

As internet users so eloquently put it: I 'smashed that motherfucking like.'

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2 hours ago, 6tails said:

No, it's the website, otherwise you'd have people HERE doing that same shit to you.

I view the people here as furry outcasts for the most part. That's not meant to be an insult!

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But guuuyyys! I want to believe the fandom I identify with is the spawn of Satan! I want to believe everyone is bad except my friends because that is a perfectly normal human response! 

Christ. I thought we were mostly over the self loathing phase. 

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