Guest Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 hour ago, 6tails said: Tel him you'll go on the condition he gets you stinking drunk. He won't: he still thinks I'm a baby boy. Must be because I'm the youngest of my siblings I suppose haha 1 hour ago, Vitaly said: Be careful http://todayilearned.co.uk/2011/09/05/you-can-die-if-you-masturbate-42-times-in-a-row/ I'm a horrible person for laughing at this. The sentence: Hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Why 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Holy shit, I think I just found my holy grail. LOOK AT THIS THING. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 32 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Holy shit, I think I just found my holy grail. LOOK AT THIS THING. I'll admit, that's actually pretty damn cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, pothocket said: I'll admit, that's actually pretty damn cool. It's amazing, isn't it? Too bad it's needlessly expensive at 40-80 dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: It's amazing, isn't it? Too bad it's needlessly expensive at 40-80 dollars. Jesus. For not too much more you can get a replica of his jacket. Totally worth it though... right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sidewalk Surfboard Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 22 minutes ago, pothocket said: Jesus. For not too much more you can get a replica of his jacket. Totally worth it though... right? I hate the color yellow. I don't care if it's Freddie related, it's fucking yellow. It's the color of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 "Do All Dog Go To Heaven?" Gotta love that study title http://phys.org/news/2016-08-exploring-belief-animal-afterlife.html It's a report on a research survey over religious Americans' belief in an afterlife for animals. The article image is absolutely sublime: 5 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I hate the color yellow. I don't care if it's Freddie related, it's fucking yellow. It's the color of piss. If yours is yellow, your not drinking enough water. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 5 hours ago, DrGravitas said: "Do All Dog Go To Heaven?" Gotta love that study title http://phys.org/news/2016-08-exploring-belief-animal-afterlife.html It's a report on a research survey over religious Americans' belief in an afterlife for animals. When I was really young my preacher told me that animals don't go to heaven, and that's why I'm an atheist. *adjust fedora* But seriously though, I was devastated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 13 minutes ago, JegoLego said: When I was really young my preacher told me that animals don't go to heaven, and that's why I'm an atheist. *adjust fedora* But seriously though, I was devastated. Baptist, I'm guessing? I was brought up Lutheran but my mother was Baptist and my father was Catholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, DrGravitas said: Baptist, I'm guessing? I was brought up Lutheran but my mother was Baptist and my father was Catholic. yeah i was raised baptist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Today was quiet. TOO quiet. No meetings, no minor tasks to take care of, no cracking the whip over people to move my stuff forward. It's as if they're all busy or something. Well, except for the one (newer) coworker I spent some time helping figure out how some business process is represented in our system. It was a refreshing change that left me free to do my newest development task (a new job-program for this build that I agreed to do even though the date for adding more tasks for this build is past.) Just me and my report-generating job-program framework. ... I wish I had more days like this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I have to deal with snooty customers at the Fresh Market... some of these people think they own the place (though tbh they probably do...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 hour ago, DrGravitas said: Today was quiet. TOO quiet. No meetings, no minor tasks to take care of, no cracking the whip over people to move my stuff forward. It's as if they're all busy or something. Well, except for the one (newer) coworker I spent some time helping figure out how some business process is represented in our system. It was a refreshing change that left me free to do my newest development task (a new job-program for this build that I agreed to do even though the date for adding more tasks for this build is past.) Just me and my report-generating job-program framework. ... I wish I had more days like this. It's just the calm before the storm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I am overcompensating for my mood with crude attempts at humour and irony. Being salty helps too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Last chance to get a chubby drawing like the one in my signature. The artists is finishing tonight, not sure if there's any slots left.http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20742302/ 16 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I hate the color yellow. I don't care if it's Freddie related, it's fucking yellow. It's the color of piss. Um, but the figurine you posted is wearing the same yellow jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 25 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said: Um, but the figurine you posted is wearing the same yellow jacket. Yeah, I know. When Freddie's actually wearing it I can let it slide since it looks better on him. But in the end, it's still piss color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 41 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Yeah, I know. When Freddie's actually wearing it I can let it slide since it looks better on him. But in the end, it's still piss color. Imagine performing in yellow tho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 13 hours ago, DrGravitas said: That is so lovely. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 59 minutes ago, XoPachi said: That is so lovely. unlike pokelewds :^) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) Bear-necklace New-guy put in his 2 weeks. No more free donuts on Friday D: He had said we was going to work towards a new position involving security and didn't expect to stay more than a year. However, someone he'd interviewed a while before joining us called up because their position opened back up. He's moving on to something with robots. I think he was on this project for maybe 2 months. He showed a lot of potential and will be missed. Especially his donuts. RIP B.N. New Guy 2016 - 2016 Edited August 4, 2016 by DrGravitas Looked it up, it was barely 2 months. Wait, no! BEARLY 2 months ha-HA! :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 19 hours ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: I am overcompensating for my mood with crude attempts at humour and irony. Being salty helps too. Why are you in a non optimal mood? Anything bugging you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I love Lazy Game Reviews so much. Tech Tales is a YouTube series I look forward to as much as a new VSauce video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 The bathroom sink looks like somebody decided to shave in there, with a bunch of super short, fine hairs scatter about the bowl. I've seen a few people brush their teeth in the office bathroom, but I've never seen anybody shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, DrGravitas said: The bathroom sink looks like somebody decided to shave in there, with a bunch of super short, fine hairs scatter about the bowl. I've seen a few people brush their teeth in the office bathroom, but I've never seen anybody shave. that would bother the crap outta me, i honestly hate it when people don't clean up after themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 46 minutes ago, DrGravitas said: The bathroom sink looks like somebody decided to shave in there, with a bunch of super short, fine hairs scatter about the bowl. I've seen a few people brush their teeth in the office bathroom, but I've never seen anybody shave. That's the kind of conduct we've all come to know and love from public restrooms. Not even your office is safe. I'll pee at home, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, DrGravitas said: The bathroom sink looks like somebody decided to shave in there, with a bunch of super short, fine hairs scatter about the bowl. I've seen a few people brush their teeth in the office bathroom, but I've never seen anybody shave. At least they didn't poop on the toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I don't care about the Olympics mostly but I like watching swimmers for... reasons... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 On August 3, 2016 at 3:08 AM, FenrirDarkWolf said: What is this drawing from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Sometimes I see androgynous people and I can't tell what sex or gender they are so I avoid talking to them because I don't want to accidentally use the wrong pronouns and have them get all butthurt about it. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 20 minutes ago, Hux said: Sometimes I see androgynous people and I can't tell what sex or gender they are so I avoid talking to them because I don't want to accidentally use the wrong pronouns and have them get all butthurt about it. True story. When in doubt, use their name and 'they' If they still get butthurt thats their problem 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 15 minutes ago, Hux said: Sometimes I see androgynous people and I can't tell what sex or gender they are so I avoid talking to them because I don't want to accidentally use the wrong pronouns and have them get all butthurt about it. True story. I mean, you could always ask their name like most people do when they first meet. Even if it's a gender-neutral name, you've heard their voice. If that's not enough, besides the fact that you generally don't have to use pronouns at all when speaking directly to somebody (besides "you" and its derivatives), most androgynous people are fully aware that they're androgynous and have been mistaken for the wrong gender before, so you asking them wouldn't be unusual. Or maybe this is bait. Oops. Either way, I probably helped someone else who has this problem, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 47 minutes ago, Luca said: I don't care about the Olympics mostly but I like watching swimmers for... reasons... Swimmers dont want you to know, but They pee in the pool 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 14 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: When in doubt, use their name and 'they' If they still get butthurt thats their problem Thanks for the advice. I'm a little hesitant to use 'they' because I've done so in the past and mostly got weird looks for it, but you have a good point. Using neutral pronouns about the best I can really do in those situations. I guess I could always try asking for names. I'll just have to be more polite and act like I actually want to talk to people. Sorry if my initial post came off as rude. 13 minutes ago, Eggdodger said: I mean, you could always ask their name like most people do when they first meet. Even if it's a gender-neutral name, you've heard their voice. If that's not enough, besides the fact that you generally don't have to use pronouns at all when speaking directly to somebody (besides "you" and its derivatives), most androgynous people are fully aware that they're androgynous and have been mistaken for the wrong gender before, so you asking them wouldn't be unusual. Or maybe this is bait. Oops. Either way, I probably helped someone else who has this problem, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 It didn't come off as rude, I was just raising an eyebrow at the wording. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and helping you just in case you were serious. =) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 hours ago, #00Buck said: What is this drawing from?) The characters are from Ace Attorney (clockwise right to left: Clay Terran(with the mic), Phoenix Wright(in jail), Trucy Wright(in the back), Apollo Justice(rubbing himself), Juniper Woods(throwing cards), Athena Cykes(hands clasped), Klavier Gavin(on the floor) It's a meme of some sort I saw emu today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 1 hour ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Swimmers dont want you to know, but They pee in the pool I pay more attention when they come out of that water anyway :v 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, Luca said: I pat more attention when they come out of that water anyway :v Funny I didnt know you were into watersports 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Just now, WolfNightV4X1 said: Funny I didnt know you were into watersports I didn't either, but here we are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 35 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: The characters are from Ace Attorney (clockwise right to left: Clay Terran(with the mic), Phoenix Wright(in jail), Trucy Wright(in the back), Apollo Justice(rubbing himself), Juniper Woods(throwing cards), Athena Cykes(hands clasped), Klavier Gavin(on the floor) Just started playing Apollo Justice recently, Phoenix Wright is one my top fav games. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, JegoLego said: Just started playing Apollo Justice recently, Phoenix Wright is one my top fav games. Trucy is my baby ;w; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Luca said: I pay more attention when they come out of that water anyway :v A morning show noted that the ancient greek olympians played in the nude, and felt we should have that rule today as well. I am COMPLETELY OKAY with this. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 25 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said: A morning show noted that the ancient greek olympians played in the nude, and felt we should have that rule today as well. I am COMPLETELY OKAY with this. #bringbacktradition 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Just now, 6tails said: You just want to see me do nude wrestling, admit it! I do :v 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 8 hours ago, Crazy Lee said: A morning show noted that the ancient greek olympians played in the nude, and felt we should have that rule today as well. I am COMPLETELY OKAY with this. This is close enough. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Federal Mufti: "POKEMON IS HARAM!" Fucking hell, the game isn't even out in this... godforsaken country yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 20 minutes ago, Mayonnaise said: Federal Mufti: "POKEMON IS HARAM!" Fucking hell, the game isn't even out in this... godforsaken country yet. What isn't haram? I mean, pedophilia, incest, genocide, rape, lynchings, and slavery all seem to be perfectly fine. But Pokemon? It's obviously a satanic Jew plot that cannot be tolerated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Hux said: rape, pedophilia Oh yeah, some rapist didn't get jailed because he marries the 14yo victim recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mayonnaise said: Oh yeah, some rapist didn't get jailed because he marries the 14yo victim recently. Doesn't that sort of thing happen regularly in Islamic countries? You live in Turkey, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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