Fossa Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Pacifier theft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Astus said: Secretly favoring one stuffed animal over another D: THE ULTIMATE CRIME! 3 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: Pacifier theft Overnapping whilst in the military Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Misuse of whiskey. I wonder what you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Attempted to ride the Loch Ness Monster without a license 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Sleeping when you were supposed to guard Area 51. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Driving under the influence (of 80's kids cartoons.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 9 hours ago, Faust said: Driving under the influence (of 80's kids cartoons.) >Scooby Doo >80's (skip me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Assault and BATtery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 You stole my pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Violating robots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 (edited) Violating his rights to non-sentient being violation. Having an infinite supply of pies and throwing them at a single person. Essentially, pie-based assault. Edited June 20, 2016 by george99g Ninjas everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Skipping two users. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Mistaking me skipping one user as skipping two. I actually meant to reply to Fanatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 booping people to death that's not nice ): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Replacing the Earth's atmosphere with laughing gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Sharpening their claws on a rare, endangered tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Unethical DNA modification 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Nothing. Welcome to the U.S. *shoots* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Murder D:! You get 4 hours of community service and a 50 dollar fine! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Faking game shows just so you can cover people with pie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 For being black in a white theatre Oh wait, sorry, wrong time. Time machine is glitching again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Killing all my jokes. Murderer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Stole a bunch of Joker posters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Stole Trevelyn's corn (I hear the Fields of Athenry are a good place to lie low...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Flying in a no fly zone and hanging in a no hanging zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Being a mystery in court! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Swallowing the sun in an attempt to start Ragnarok. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Blood Bank hold up! Sound the alarm, calling all cars helicopters, be on the lookout for a very bloated bat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted July 22, 2016 Author Share Posted July 22, 2016 Indecent exposure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Assault with pointy antlers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Climbing on public trees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Attempted world domination via mind-controlling slot-machine casino franchises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Medical Malpractice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Stealing pies from a bakery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Spreading a new disease, "Leoparditis", in which exposed furs get leopard spots all over them, regardless of species. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Shreading whole rainforests to sharpen your claws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Honked when prompted by the bumper-sticker "Honk if your high" when he was in fact at sea level. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Conspiring to destroy the world's power-grid, and trying to blame it on a solar flare 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Kidnapped the President of the Democractic Republic of the Congo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Devouring all furs in Phoenix. Scalies live, but barely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Being too blushy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Unauthorized use of the fountain of youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Failing to have invented practical, cheap, working reliable jet-packs, which had been promised to us way back in the 1930s! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Being unique is a crime. Conform! One of us, one of us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Not closing your mouth! That could attract flies. Or dicks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Not closing your mouth! That could attract flies. Or dicks. Im sorry the correct answer was Flying dicks. Better luck next time! (Skip me) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Fen, your crimes as egregious as they are numerous, but none more so than your infamous 'boomerang-ang bang' incident. We're still cleaning the mess up and I don't think poor george99g will ever be the same again! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 On 5 August 2016 at 9:26 PM, DrGravitas said: Fen, your crimes as egregious as they are numerous, but none more so than your infamous 'boomerang-ang bang' incident. We're still cleaning the mess up and I don't think poor george99g will ever be the same again! Did he keep coming back for more, no matter how often he was tossed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Making the mistake of thinking he was a baseball bat. Also, a very painful mistake, when he's swung and knocks a 96 mph fastball off his head deep into center for a grand slam. He's banned from baseball, but has the best batting average of any actual bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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