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Aiding in a prison escape: 6 counts grand theft auto (including a street sweeper), destruction of public property amounting to $1.2 billion dollars, 18 counts of felony weapons possession, 12 counts felony possession of explosives, 1 count unlawful possession of a dildo, 3 counts of assault with a dildo, destruction of private property amounting to $4.5 billion dollars, bribery, fraud, and jaywalking.


The judge is expected to go light on you in view of your past community service.

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