Crazy Lee Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Every single year I bitch about the fact that, for women, the only costumes available are "sexy" costumes, costumes designed to show off the woman's body because the whole point of a Halloween costume is to objectify women, right? And now even young girl's costumes are being sexualized, which is just fucked up in so many ways. While it's true that a woman can go and get a "men's" costume if she doesn't want something that's sexualized, maybe we need more options for women's costumes that aren't "sexy" instead of having 90% of the costumes be "sexy".Because of the "sexy costume" trend, we get things that don't even deserve to be sexy. Like what I just found.Sexy Donald Trump. As if there's anything sexy about Trump, his comb over, or his orange skin.This does make me wonder what other "sexy" costumes that exist that should have never seen the light of day. Google has all sorts of clickbait links with suggestions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Sexy Corn Cob will always be my favorite sexy costume. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I totally meant to buy a costume for my coyote when he was visiting. Well the costume was for ME, and it was "Tribal Hunter Otter", but it was really for him in the same way Victoria's Secret is really for men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Anybody who's anybody makes their own Halloween costumes, duh. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Sexy Donald Trump. As if there's anything sexy about Trump, his comb over, or his orange skin.his patriotism makes me rock hard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 That sexy Trump model can build a wall on my border, if you get what I'm sayin'. ,':-) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeitzbach Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Robin hood one is really good though.And it's kay, most of the girls are fat and fugly anyway that they remove the word "sexy" from the sexy costume. Let's cherish the remaining good parts of the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Oh please, most people who wear sexy costumes aren't sexy at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 id do sexy trump ladyshe has firm buttocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I'm dressing up as "Rape Culture" for halloween. Should be nice and scary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Sexy Donald Trump..Looks like my halloween shopping is done early boys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Sexy Donald Trump. As if there's anything sexy about Trump, his comb over, or his orange skin.Stop kinkshaming me.To be serious, I don't really care if someone wants to work the corner in their costume.I just wish it wasn't EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. ONE.I've found some legitimately cute costumes that I just can't / refuse to wear, because I don't want my crotch showing.Tights or no. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Why don't we switch things up and have a conservative stripper costume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Store bought costumes are shit.Make your own costume and it can be as sexy or frumpy as you please. Problem solved and your costume will be 10x cooler anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Sexual objectification is one of those shitty newer parts of Halloween that i don't like so much. I Usually prefer the spooky costumes anyway. They kinda cheated on the trump costume btw. That hairstyle is quite generous. But I agree with several users here, if you want a truly personal and unique costume experience, you can always get creative and make your own. I do that. (Sometimes ppl think I bought them, they're that good. ^||||^) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Add a dildo to your fur suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 lol you guys."we're furries and represent ourselves with sexy animal people""sexy costumes are bad >:C"I think we could all do with being a little less judgmental. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Stop kinkshaming me.To be serious, I don't really care if someone wants to work the corner in their costume.I just wish it wasn't EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. ONE.I've found some legitimately cute costumes that I just can't / refuse to wear, because I don't want my crotch showing.Tights or no.What are you a fucking nun? Gosh. Quit complaining and put on your 'sexy cancer patient' costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Sexy silent of the lambs.It exists. What is even remotely sexy about it, I dunno. :Vhttp://www.amazon.com/Adult-Silence-Lambs-Costume-Small/dp/B005GQ8FSW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toboe Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Sexy Donald Trump. As if there's anything sexy about Trump, his comb over, or his orange skin.lol, Donuld Tramp!But dressing up as Trump, with the most disgusting "trying to be sexy" that you can, could actually BE the scariest Halloween Costume of the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Maybe I should dress up as a sexy otter celebrating an anniversary of someone's birth.I should wear a birthday suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 What are you a fucking nun? Gosh. Quit complaining and put on your 'sexy cancer patient' costume.I can't.Those things are like $60.Besides, I already found my costume for this year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I saw a plug and socket pair of costumes once, and just lost it.I've seen sexy versions of things that give Rule 34 a run for its money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 Stop kinkshaming me.To be serious, I don't really care if someone wants to work the corner in their costume.I just wish it wasn't EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. ONE.I've found some legitimately cute costumes that I just can't / refuse to wear, because I don't want my crotch showing.Tights or no.What if I want your crotch showing? ;v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Stop kinkshaming me.To be serious, I don't really care if someone wants to work the corner in their costume.I just wish it wasn't EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. ONE.I've found some legitimately cute costumes that I just can't / refuse to wear, because I don't want my crotch showing.Tights or no.That's my biggest complaint is the lack of variety. The men's costumes all have a pretty large variety in visual difference, but the women's costumes are mostly "Sexy _____", made of thin shitty fabric and lack any creativity.No one wants to get rid of these options, but my god, give the women costumes some practical options and give the men more sexy options. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 What if I want your crotch showing? ;vThat means I also have to put in the effort of finding a dentata costume.Shit. That's my biggest complaint is the lack of variety. The men's costumes all have a pretty large variety in visual difference, but the women's costumes are mostly "Sexy _____", made of thin shitty fabric and lack any creativity.No one wants to get rid of these options, but my god, give the women costumes some practical options and give the men more sexy options.Yeah, I really wouldn't give a shit if it was an option,rather than every single goddamned thing.Hell, just making the skirts a little bit goddamned longer on a lot of these outfits would fix some of their issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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