StrangerCoug Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 This game is simple. Take a food or drink item from the person above you and make it no longer suitable for consumption. You can spike drinks, stick dangerous inedible items in foods, etc. Any food or drink may be adulterated by anything and in any manner. Whoever the next poster is, take a food or drink of mine and do something to it to make me no longer be able to eat or drink it.Mauvaise appétit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I take your soda and crush it while screaming U LEFT US HOW COULD U!!!! I have a juicy steak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I smear a delicious layer of white mold over it. I have a martini. Shaken, not stirred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I stir it, thus ruining it :V THIN MINTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I put Tabasco sauce on them so they have the opposite effect. Chicken korma with naan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I sit next to the person eating it, singing the following (to the tune of 'Rock Me Amadeus': "Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea; Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea; Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea... oh oh oh, Diarrhoea!" A big box of chocolate raisins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I replace the contents with rabbit poop. real ale 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I piss in your ale. Chicken Nuggets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I swap them out with Burger King "chicken" nuggets. Popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 4 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said: I swap them out with Burger King "chicken" nuggets. Popcorn. What a coincidence. I was eating 14 Burger King chicken nuggets when I wrote that. I replace your butter with cocaine. Arizona Green Tea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I mix it with tea from Oregon,your tea has more squareish bits in it as well now. Neopolitan ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I slice it in three parts, thus creating 3 flavours of icecream none of which neopolitan I got irn bru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 5 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: What a coincidence. I was eating 14 Burger King chicken nuggets when I wrote that. I replace your butter with cocaine. Arizona Green Tea Joke's on you, I don't like butter on my popcorn. 1 hour ago, Caledonian said: I slice it in three parts, thus creating 3 flavours of icecream none of which neopolitan I got irn bru I drown it in hot sauce. Boxed Mac and cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I shred it into a fine powder, box included. Steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I cook it well done plus. You can hear the chef crying in the distance. Noodles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I boil them until they become complete mush and serve them in a broth containing 10% less than a lethal dose of salt. Pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I pick off all the cheese and toppings. Then I lick the sauce off. Delicious Big Mac I stole from someone when they went to get napkins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Probably make it go cold by forcing you to cook pterodactyl meat thus keeping you away. Cooked pterodactyl meat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Turn it into a real pterodactyl via science cheesecake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 The real pterodactyl swoops down and steals your cheesecake Spring rolls made from animals not normally eaten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Dip them in wet cement, and let them dry Mmm, I have a nice bowl of fancy Ramen noodles, with snow peas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Let's see how your meal tastes like after a bathing them in liquid nitrogen A subway sandwich 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 They told me that I couldn't do it, that I was crazy. They told me that I couldn't put horse meat in a subway sandwich, but I did it anyway. An off-brand soda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 *opens it, and lets it sit in a hot car all day* Here ya go! A can of Spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I don't even have to ruin that, it's bad enough already, but I'll try anyway. I switch the contents with wet dog food, and you don't even notice. In fact, it may actually be an improvement. A Manwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I replace the beef with human flesh. A true Manwich. A Spicy Meatball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 The meatball is a solid chunk of bologna. A hot apple pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I lick my chops, and slobber all over it. A Twinkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 It's not actually a food twinkie tho, it's a man twinkie! A glass of $200 wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I put it in a cheap plastic bag and microwave it for 30 minutes. An caramel apple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I put a worm in the apple. beef stroganoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 *adds two cans of dog food, stirs, and reheats* Rabbit stew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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