Kellie Gator Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) So I'd say today was a normal day but it wasn't, my dad and I were on our way to shoot some scenes for a documentary about him because he's a local celebrity but just when we were ready to head to the shooting locations dad noticed a strange box on his lawn.We opened the box and, well, found this:Apparently someone just randomly dropped a box of cannabis at dad's place or something, idfk. We called the cops and while the plants were relatively odorless they felt it looked like the right stuff and decided to confiscate the stuff and send it to an expert....this is oddly awesome, and weird. Maybe we should've kept it ourselves, dry it and start an awesome drug business or something. Or maybe I could've used the plants myself to make something for my anxiety or whatever. I always said I'd smoke weed if it wasn't illegal and I'm paranoid about cops.I'm... kind of speechless but it this legitimately great and WTF-material. I bet YOU don't get weed randomly dropped at your home, do you? I'M THE BEST, FUCKERS. Edited October 11, 2015 by Kellie Gator 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Better to surrender it to the cop. That thing is trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted October 11, 2015 Author Share Posted October 11, 2015 Better to surrender it to the cop. That thing is trouble.We already did but I'm gonna miss dat weed, man. ;w; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Looks like you've been good this year Kellie, and Weed Santa Claus always rewards the good boys and girls 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 We already did but I'm gonna miss dat weed, man. ;w;If you're lucky... a tiny piece of root may have fallen from the box and you can grow them.I'd hate to advocade drugs so... Kids say no to drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Is that even a complete plant or just leaves and stems? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted October 11, 2015 Author Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) Looks like you've been good this year Kellie, and Weed Santa Claus always rewards the good boys and girlsBut it's not even christmas April 20th yet!If you're lucky... a tiny piece of root may have fallen from the box and you can grow them.I'd hate to advocade drugs so... Kids say no to drugshttps://youtu.be/mK06Hl5DkrIIs that even a complete plant or just leaves and stems?I'm no botanist or sure what counts as the whole plant, so... the latter, I think? But the stems were long, man. The box they were in was chest-high. Edited October 11, 2015 by Kellie Gator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ometochtli Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Stoned in Sweden. Where the death metal never stops and weed sometimes falls out of the sky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 I'm no botanist or sure what counts as the whole plant, so... the latter, I think? But the stems were long, man. The box they were in was chest-high.Well normally they do have roots.Sounds like someone just wanted a way to dispose of this stuff without being as obvious as burning it and got slightly lazy. Can't imagine how that would happen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 opium poppies and magic mushrooms grow outside my house but idk what to do with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 opium poppies and magic mushrooms grow outside my house but idk what to do with themBurn them... Burn them all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted October 11, 2015 Author Share Posted October 11, 2015 opium poppies and magic mushrooms grow outside my house but idk what to do with themPlease tell me you're joking, I don't want to be one-upped. :C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) Please tell me you're joking, I don't want to be one-upped. :CIt's in the area, they just grow randomly. The fields are known to attract shroom-hunters and one of my neighbors alerted me to the poppies. I didn't know what they were at first.You might be able to find magic shrooms yourself, they grow in the wild. But you gotta be careful because misidentifying mushrooms can be dangerous! Edited October 11, 2015 by Sir Gibby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) Yeah, where I come from people have plenty of poppies and shrooms too, growing in their backyards and in the wild. Cannabis also grows in the wild, but it's extremely weak due to unfavourable conditions.By the way, Kellie, I see no buds and inflorescences there, so it's more or less useless. Probably someone wanted to get rid of it. Edited October 11, 2015 by Ayattar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 it was actually a drug drop for your dad, you weren't supposed to see it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted October 11, 2015 Author Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) By the way, Kellie, I see no buds and inflorescences there, so it's more or less useless. Probably someone wanted to get rid of it.Actually, there was more I didn't photo, stems and stuff, like you described, so it was maybe useful for something. Pretty much everything was there except roots although I will say I can't remember if I saw the actual buds or not.it was actually a drug drop for your dad, you weren't supposed to see itI should've known, all good musicians do drugs! Edited October 11, 2015 by Kellie Gator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 If you're lucky... a tiny piece of root may have fallen from the box and you can grow them.I'd hate to advocade drugs so... Kids say no to drugsYou cannot clone from pieces of roots, you could clone those stems though. lol did you seriously call the cops over a box of plants?? that sounds so unnecessary haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 lol did you seriously call the cops over a box of plants?? that sounds so unnecessary hahaThis is the only right thing to do if you don't want to smoke it all by yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 This is the only right thing to do if you don't want to smoke it all by yourself.I wouldnt smoke anything out of that box, its sticks n leaves lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 You can still make edibles from leaves and junk if you dry them and cook them down long enough...don't gotta smoke them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted October 11, 2015 Author Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) lol did you seriously call the cops over a box of plants?? that sounds so unnecessary hahaIt was dad's idea, not mine. You know how old farts can be. I would've kept 'em as a memento or some shit.The cops seemed to think it was worth checking out and took it to their drug experts so maybe they're being silly too, idfk. Edited October 11, 2015 by Kellie Gator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 You can still make edibles from leaves and junk if you dry them and cook them down long enough...don't gotta smoke them.I wouldnt even do that. That stuff looked not even 2 weeks into flower, would make better compost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted October 11, 2015 Author Share Posted October 11, 2015 I wouldnt even do that. That stuff looked not even 2 weeks into flower, would make better compost But it'd be such an inhuman waste. ;w; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 But it'd be such an inhuman waste. ;w;Not quite, there's nothing really usable on those branches. However, you could always make it into compost and grow something worthwhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 What a waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 looks like somebodys failed ditch growthose look to be pretty young tooreminds me of the time i found over a pound of medical grade cannabis in a trashbag outside this randos garageexcept that weed was good :v 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 reminds me of the time i found over a pound of medical grade cannabis in a trashbag outside this randos garageMy ex-roommate, back in the highschool once found amphetamine, lieing on the sidewalk, just like that. And that nut took it all. And he was fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 I wouldnt smoke anything out of that box, its sticks n leaves lolYour username makes sense in context of this thread, really does Anyways, probably the smart thing to do, turning it over, if you didn't want to smoke it. Cops don't care if it's not yours if it's on your property. Back when my brother lived with me, I was so scared that somebody was gonna call the cops on us and see all his weed in plain sight. The second-hand smoke got annoying, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) My ex-roommate, back in the highschool once found amphetamine, lieing on the sidewalk, just like that. And that nut took it all. And he was fine.ive had that happen to me many a time, i usually find it in cigarette cellophanes and strangely enough unlubricated condomshowever i used to live in an urban area known for such stuffand i was just fine toofor 3 days Edited October 11, 2015 by Azure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 I have this weird fear of finding dead drops out and about just as somebody's about to pick it upIt's highly unlikely, but it only has to happen once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 I have no problem with taking light drugs from time to time, amphetamine included, but I'd never take anything previously opened, drugs, food, drinks, whatever, which I found lieing somewhere in a public place. Hell knows, what "extras" can be found inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 I have no problem with taking light drugs from time to time, amphetamine included, but I'd never take anything previously opened, drugs, food, drinks, whatever, which I found lieing somewhere in a public place. Hell knows, what "extras" can be found inside.i would do all of those thingssome of those extras are delightfuli once put 10 drops of liquid lsd into a beautiful sprinkle style homer simpson donutthen i left it on top of a trash cansomeone ate it and had a GREAT DAY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 someone ate it and had a GREAT DAYGood job. You probably fucked up a raccoon.You prick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Who dumps presumably bad pot on someones lawn? Why not like, literally anywhere else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 i once put 10 drops of liquid lsd into a beautiful sprinkle style homer simpson donutthen i left it on top of a trash cansomeone ate it and had a GREAT DAYHats off to you, sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) I don't see no flowering on those plants, I think you got jipped with some clippings mate. :CStill though, that's a pretty odd thing to do with weed clippings. Just... leave them somewhere random. lolLike was the weed so good they forgot where the dumpster was? Edited October 11, 2015 by Lucyfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 That looks like crap the growers throw away or let the people who trim the buds take for free.Real pot growers toss crap like that, and aren't stupid they deal with thousands of dollars of product a month easy.I live next to, three Medical Marijuana shops and know a few growers, they toss crap that isn't worth real money. That box was probably full of a home growers failure and they snatched it up trying to hide it or get rid of it . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Its probably a male or a hermie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted October 11, 2015 Author Share Posted October 11, 2015 Who dumps presumably bad pot on someones lawn? Why not like, literally anywhere else?This is what I've been wondering all day. Why?They certainly did it overnight, the cannabis wasn't there the day before. And it must've been rushed or something? Some cannabis leaves were scattered on the ground but most of it was in the cardboard box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 This is someone getting rid of a plant either before (might have been scared and cut it down before production) or after harvesting or perhaps it wasnt what thry were afterThe reason you found it on your lawn is because they had to get rid of it somehow. Cant dump it in their garbage because itll come back to them if smelled, why not throw it on someonrs lawn and have them throw it out for you? No tracing back to you Cant smoke nothing there btw, its garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted October 13, 2015 Author Share Posted October 13, 2015 Cant dump it in their garbage because itll come back to them if smelled, why not throw it on someonrs lawn and have them throw it out for you?The plants didn't really smell anything but I guess that's besides the point.There's really no way to trace it back to them? I wonder if there must be some conclusion that can be made from the cardboard box it was in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 The plants didn't really smell anything but I guess that's besides the point.There's really no way to trace it back to them? I wonder if there must be some conclusion that can be made from the cardboard box it was in.Nope, no way now. Cops probably wouldn't bother going all forensics on a single box of scrapI found a couple plants dumped underneath a trailer in an alley once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Weed Santa gave you a gift. :V (Jeez, that's a lot of ganja) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Just goes to show how much Ozriel knows about weed cuz it's pretty much nothing there. ;3c 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Just goes to show how much Ozriel knows about weed cuz it's pretty much nothing there. ;3cI honestly think I have had more in my carpet in my past stoner days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Just goes to show how much Ozriel knows about weed cuz it's pretty much nothing there. ;3cI know nothing about it except it makes people with ADHD go nanners and the seeds can be used to make bread. :VNo buds and whatnot, I know it is useless besides using it as compost so I am not a pleb. Edited October 13, 2015 by Ozriel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Oz is ultimate plebHe even called it ganja what a wannabe lololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Oz is ultimate plebHe even called it ganja what a wannabe lolololNow you hurt my feelings. ;-; I dun like you anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Now you hurt my feelings. ;-; I dun like you anymore.GANJA PLEB GANJA PLEB LOLOLOLMan I want some weed now. :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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