Brass Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 How do people let themselves get into this state? It's absolutely appalling. Like don't complain when your heart checks out or you suffer medical/health complications because you can't even bother to do some basic cardio. You probs wouldn't pass out or have digestive problems if you didn't consume vast mountains of bargage. There are seriously few valid excuses. Cooking is super easy. Jogging is super easy. Following @6tails 's recommendation I learned how to cook proper. Not only do I save money, but the improved nutrition helps my overall health. And Wtf is fat shaming. All this just sounds like an excuse to be lazy and pathetic. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Wow, so edgy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 Just now, DevilishlyHandsome49 said: Wow, so edgy Fat person detected. Care to explain what's so edgy about being an acceptable weight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I'm pretty sure fat people already know they're fat and don't need to be told it a million times. If somebody doesn't want to get into shape it's their body and their prerogative, and if they can't get in shape for whatever reason (crippled, pituitary problems, pcos, their parents feed them shit food) then being mean to them isn't going to do a whole lot of good. You're right though, eating okay and exercising regularly isn't as difficult as whiny tumblrinas make it out to be. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Brass said: Fat person detected. Care to explain what's so edgy about being an acceptable weight? com/ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Ultimately, it's the person's choice as to whether they want to shed their fat. Some people don't, which comes with the detrimental effects that they choose to deal with. Bizarre as it might seem, not everyone has the same ideal body shape. I know people who want nothing more than to be really fat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 This is now the lion thread 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 Just now, MuttButt said: I'm pretty sure fat people already know they're fat and don't need to be told it a million times. If somebody doesn't want to get into shape it's their body and their prerogative, and if they can't get in shape for whatever reason (crippled, pituitary problems, pcos, their parents feed them shit food) then being mean to them isn't going to do a whole lot of good. You're right though, eating okay and exercising regularly isn't as difficult as whiny tumblrinas make it out to be. Obviously people who are actually crippled have their reasons for struggling with a healthy weight. That's excusable. Being a hamplanet that takes 2 seats on the bus and reeks of high hell is both inexcusable and my problem. The first thing I smell when I get on the bus or train shouldn't be your moldy folds. I shouldn't be cramped because you're so fat that you literally consume my personal space. And a person shouldn't jiggle like some sort of jelly monster when they walk either. I have zero control over another person's health so the best thing that CAN be done is remind them of how gross they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Guys, this is a callout thread against me. Don't give him your time. :3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Lucyfish said: Guys, this is a callout thread against me. Don't give him your time. :3 Yes, post more lions 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Lucyfish said: Guys, this is a callout thread against me. Don't give him your time. :3 Why do you think everything is about you. Please do not derail my thread you pathetic narcissist. (did you just actually admit to being a fatty) Edited January 12, 2016 by Brass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexInsane Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) See, the good thing about being fat is I can sit on people I don't like. Also, gainer culture? Fucking creepy. End of discussion. Edited January 12, 2016 by AlexInsane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muugu Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Because food generally tastes good and is easy to binge upon? Exercise takes effort and time whereas eating does not. It's not hard to see why there are so many obese people. Your body is your temple and by the gods if somebody wants their temple to be chock full of food I am not the one to question them. I don't laugh at them for getting fat, but when they begin spouting how being fat is healthy and all that fat acceptance bogus I start laughing at them for being stupid af. Of course you shouldn't allow yourself to get into that shape in the first place, but it's not a hard thing to imagine why it happens. Something interesting I've noticed though. Most overweight people I've talked to are super friendly and nice, some are simply all the smile in the world manifested into a person. It's quite the contrast to the people who try to live as healthy as possible, who generally are uptight cunts about everything. Maybe enjoying life and having fun is all that matters in the end? Disclaimer: I am not fat, I just have a few fat friends who are just the nicest beings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Hey guys can we try and keep this from turning into a slapfight please? I see one starting up. Just stick to discussing fat people. It can't be that hard. :V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 Just now, Muugu said: Exercise takes effort and time whereas eating does not. It's not hard to see why there are so many obese people. This just sounds like laziness to me. 3 minutes ago, AlexInsane said: Also, gainer culture? Fucking creepy. End of discussion. There's being fat. There's being chubby. And then there's being a waste of space. I'd say these people should kill themselves but they're kinda already doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Mentova said: Hey guys can we try and keep this from turning into a slapfight please? I see one starting up. Just stick to discussing fat people. It can't be that hard. :V Because this thread was made immediately after he made a bite about my weight in another thread. He doesn't care about discussing weight, he's just here to bash on "fat" people to upset those who are overweight. Just READ the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Fatty guys are hot. OP is intolerant pleb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Lucyfish said: Because this thread was made immediately after he made a bite about my weight in another thread. He doesn't care about discussing weight, he's just here to bash on "fat" people to upset those who are overweight. Just READ the OP. Not everything is about you. This might come as a surprise to you-- although I've made it ridiculously clear-- but I don't give any shits about you. You're just being hypersensitive about your weight, and interpreting that as a personal attack. If you don't like my thread go shitpost somewhere else. You're not tethered here. 3 minutes ago, Vitaly said: Fatty guys are hot. OP is intolerant pleb I think you're confusing fat blob monster with: stronk bear man. They only look fat, but are actually super strong and wrestle bears in their down time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 FAT ASS vs SEXY BEAR MAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 To be honest, I kind of agree. Mostly because of the whole seating on buses and planes issue. A few layers of fat around the midsection or whatever doesn't bother me, but these people who are big as fucking whales and don't seem to care just defy logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 People are mostly fat due to greed, not any kinda of condition, its largely a side effect of greed and its not attractive, people should want to get out of that state, it isnt healthy, it will cost them and those around them having to compensate for their weight and eventual health care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) 10 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said: To be honest, I kind of agree. Mostly because of the whole seating on buses and planes issue. A few layers of fat around the midsection or whatever doesn't bother me, but these people who are big as fucking whales and don't seem to care just defy logic. Don't forget the stress it puts on your family and friends. They shouldn't have to constantly worry about your health or if you might someday have a heart attack or stroke. This puts an unfair burden on loved ones. You could draw some parallels with people who OD themselves on drugs. Fat people are legit just being selfish and inconsiderate. Edited January 12, 2016 by Brass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I don't give a shit about the weight of other people unless they start trying to nitpick about me wanting to be healthy this includes arguing with me over the fact that fat =/= healthy fat acceptance is a fucking joke. It's extremely easy to eat and live healthier, to do this all I did was install a healthy eating app and had a little willpower i eat like shit and I'm stingy as hell so don't give me that "eating healthy is expensive" bullshit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I eat plenty of junkfood as well, but I make sure to offset it with plenty of exercise. Having a a laborious job helps, but it's no big issue to take a walk certain places instead of driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) I missed your ramblings, Brass (probably the only one though). And what's this shit I hear about tumblrians and bitching? Clearly ya'll spend to much time on there. Edited January 12, 2016 by Mr. Fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Losing weight is too hard! My genes don't allow me to lose weight as easily as you do! Fuck off with your discriminating attitude ! ! *Proceeds to drink sodas daily and never exercise* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Hewge said: Losing weight is too hard! My genes don't allow me to lose weight as easily as you do! Fuck off with your discriminating attitude ! ! *Proceeds to drink sodas daily and never exercise* It's more like "losing weight is too hard, my genes don't allow me to lose weight as easily as you!!!" *never ever attempts to change eating habits or go for walks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 1/10, boring thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, willow said: 1/10, boring thread 0/10 low content post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 4 hours ago, Brass said: Jogging is super easy. Actually, every time I jog, my body cries tears until I stop and curl up in the fetal position, rocking back and forth and wishing the feeling would stop, just stop, stop just for a minute oh god. 4 hours ago, MuttButt said: I'm pretty sure fat people already know they're fat and don't need to be told it a million times. Actually, a lot of fat people have fat friends, so they don't have a good measuring stick. They assume average-weighted people are actually thin! My source: I am average weight, but my entire family and all their friends are fat, and they are always trying to force-feed me sandwiches until I expel them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Excercising isn't as hard as the internet makes it out ot be. Stop eating like a pig in a pigsty and you'll be fine. It's a simple equation of energy in, energy out. I don't mind fat people, but that changes if they tell me they can't get fit. I don't go to gyms, but I sometimes hear people make fun of the fat people there. Why the fuck would you do that when they are literally working hard to reach a goal? If you're overweight and go to a gym, good for you, and you get the Coffeecup's seal of approval. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Here's the rule I gave myself to eat healthier: - if the food is high in calories, sodium, carbs, or sugars (basically, if it's junkfood), I walk to get it. Healthy things = drive If it's within walking distance and I'm not getting something I can't carry back (going to walmart or something for a cat toy idk), I walk etc its not fucking hard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I've seen the entire 'fat spectrum' for better or for worse. I've seen everything from slightly overweight to literal Jabba the Hut status and they've all had some pretty clear patterns to them. There's nothing wrong with a little chub or anything like that since it's honestly kinda natural for a lot of people, albeit not exactly "optimal" from a strictly medical perspective. But the moment you stop giving a shit you open yourself open to reaching like 300 pounds without realizing it. So really so long as you give any kind of serious shit you should be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 30 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: I don't go to gyms, but I sometimes hear people make fun of the fat people there. Why the fuck would you do that when they are literally working hard to reach a goal? because gym regulars tend to be elitist assholes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 #FATSHAMIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG Fun fact: greed, gluttony, and sloth are 3 of the 7 deadly sins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 minute ago, willow said: because gym regulars tend to be elitist assholes I know this and they are so stupid I wish they would just implode in their own asses 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, willow said: because gym regulars tend to be elitist assholes I don't know what's worse, fuckheads like that at gyms or "Lunk Alarms". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: I don't know what's worse, fuckheads like that at gyms or "Lunk Alarms". I had to look up what a lunk alarm was because I wasn't sure what it was and this just gives me more reasons to dislike Planet Fitness.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I had to google and look up Lunk alarm on youtube. I didn't think it was real. Holy shit it's the dumbest thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 They should replace Lunk Alarms with Klunk Alarms. Scare people into working out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 13 minutes ago, willow said: I had to look up what a lunk alarm was because I wasn't sure what it was and this just gives me more reasons to dislike Planet Fitness.. 8 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: I had to google and look up Lunk alarm on youtube. I didn't think it was real. Holy shit it's the dumbest thing There is nothing on this Earth quite like experiencing it first-hand, since I did go to the gym for a couple months years ago and always thought it was a prop. Boy was I wrong! Just watching that poor, obviously annoyed and embarrassed receptionist walk out and try to awkwardly explain this shit while this obnoxious, ear-shattering blare won't shut up is one of the cringiest things I've personally witnessed outside of high school or something. "How do we combat an occasionally obnoxious but oftentimes natural side-effect of heavy lifting? By being even more obnoxious and bringing everyone's attention to it no matter where they are!" At least there's "Pizza Fridays!" :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Some people are chubby chasers. They love to feel the fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 7 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Some people are chubby chasers. They love to feel the fat. Well I mean... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) 16 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: There is nothing on this Earth quite like experiencing it first-hand, since I did go to the gym for a couple months years ago and always thought it was a prop. Boy was I wrong! Just watching that poor, obviously annoyed and embarrassed receptionist walk out and try to awkwardly explain this shit while this obnoxious, ear-shattering blare won't shut up is one of the cringiest things I've personally witnessed outside of high school or something. "How do we combat an occasionally obnoxious but oftentimes natural side-effect of heavy lifting? By being even more obnoxious and bringing everyone's attention to it no matter where they are!" At least there's "Pizza Fridays!" :^) because just ignoring the noise or wearing headphones is for filthy casuals I guess. also how do they tell when someone is judging?? Edited January 12, 2016 by willow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, willow said: because just ignoring the noise or wearing headphones is for filthy casuals I guess. also how do they tell when someone is judging?? Oh you CAN'T ignore it, it's part of the point. It allegedly goes off for "lunk" behavior, as in basically being at all loud with the 100+ pound lumps of metal and grunting "excessively" whatever the hell that means. It's apparently a way of intimidating people or some dumbass shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 i want to get so fat i can literally fuck the world 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 4 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: Oh you CAN'T ignore it, it's part of the point. It allegedly goes off for "lunk" behavior, as in basically being at all loud with the 100+ pound lumps of metal and grunting "excessively" whatever the hell that means. It's apparently a way of intimidating people or some dumbass shit. They almost never actually use the Lunk Alarm, most Planet Fitness locations have never activated it. They do prefer to ask people to stop making a scene rather than make a bigger scene themselves! The Lunk Alarm is there as part of a branding effort to position PF as a place for out-of-shape people, specifically. They do this because out-of-shape people are intimidated by in-shape people! Fit folks are rightfully annoyed by the presence of an alarm that targets them, and therefore, will be more likely to choose a proper gym over PF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 People are fat because it's the only lifestyle they've ever known. A healthy lifestyle is alien to them. Like they think getting a small size pizza is a healthy option and standing up to play video games counts as exercise. Sometimes they grow up with their parents stuffing their face and having massive portions is all they know, and they can't imagine eating a normal size meal. I know a guy who believes his basal metabolic rate is 3,500 calories. So, his body's calorie needs, before any exercise is undertaken that day. I told him that was bullshit but the calculator on the internet said it so it must be right D= I dunno how you solve the problem. Some people seem to just be lying around waiting for someone to throw a miracle pill at them that will eat off that excess 200lbs without them having to go for a run or cutting out takeouts. It's kind of disturbing that some people find it easier to accept that they won't live into their forties the way they are, than go and lose the weight. I used to be a chubby chaser. I had an amazing experience with a special fat guy. He was not your average fat guy. He was athletic, extroverted, and he was motivated enough to actually go and lose the weight in the end. At the time he moved like a guy half his size. I wanted someone who was like him in both their appearance and their personality. And my most recent partner put me off fat guys because he broke the fantasy. He showed me what it's really about and I didn't find it attractive. I didn't like putting my head on him to cuddle and my hair and clothes getting soaked with sweat. I've never been in that situation so I wouldn't know what to suggest, it's just frustrating when people can't/won't help themselves. There's no need to be so rude though man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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