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Do Germans feel like they have taken over Europe with their banking, which Hitler wasn't able to with his armies?

Are Germans pissed at Greece and other "lazy" countries for putting cracks in their control of the EU empire, and are Germans afraid the Euro will fall?

Do you have a sense of humor?

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7 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said:

Are you all Nazis? Is sauerkraut as prevalent a dish as we Americans have been led to believe?

We do eat it from time to time but probably not as often as you'd think. 1 or 2 times a month maybe

7 hours ago, AshleyAshes said:

Is it true that Germans typically have low levels of consumer debt?

True

7 hours ago, Zerig said:

why haven't you executed all the members of your cuck traitor government yet?

We only execute one once in a while so it lasts longer you know xD

7 hours ago, Brass said:

How do you feel about jews? Are there any left in germany?

Germany is really multicultural, I have no problem with nobody as long as nobody gets harmed. We have interestingly many jews here yes. I have no numbers but many should do :)

7 hours ago, Hux said:

Have you been raped or beaten yet? If you have, do you feel like you deserved it for appeasing rapefugees? Thnx!

 

 

I must admit, I did laugh

6 hours ago, Johanna Waya said:

Why is red cabbage so delicious?

Because it's actually purple

6 hours ago, Snagged Cub said:

How bad is the unemployment situation out there?

We have an unemployment rate of about 5% so really not that bad :D

2 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said:

Does the Autobahn truly have no speed limit?

True. We have limits at construction sites (right word?) but otherwise, drive as fast as you like

1 hour ago, Rassah said:

Do Germans feel like they have taken over Europe with their banking, which Hitler wasn't able to with his armies?

Are Germans pissed at Greece and other "lazy" countries for putting cracks in their control of the EU empire, and are Germans afraid the Euro will fall?

Do you have a sense of humor?

No we don't. We just care for the EU like you would for the integrity of the US. I personally don't think the euro will fall because the situation isn't as bad as it could be but we'll see. And now I have nothing against Greece. Maybe against what the government does there but we just try to keep it running

1 hour ago, willow said:

why is German beer so good?

Because Vikings and winter and booze and Ireland and I think shit like that. It's german. It has to be good or shit.

41 minutes ago, WileyWarWeasel said:

Are Leopard 2 tanks superior to M1A2 tanks? ^^

Of course. What a question.

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  1. What's your favorite beer?
  2. Are you Bavarian?
  3. How terrifying are German children's stories?
  4. How do you feel about fuhrer Merkel?
  5. Why do you guys watch so much BDSM, granny, and scat porn?
  6. Is Eurofurence being hosted in Auschwitz this year?
  7. Are you going to Eurofurence?
  8. My great-grandpa killed a bunch of Germans in WWII, will you forgive me?
  9. How bug are your ducks?
  10. I love you.

 

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5 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said:

Does the Autobahn truly have no speed limit?

@Joshi's answer is only mostly true :)
While there is no true speedlimit it is suggested that you shouldn't drive faster than 130km/h. If you go faster you won't get a ticket but if you are involved in a crash you will be partially blamed for the crash for driving at irresponsible speed. And there are a few parts where there is an actual speed limit of 130km/h, but that's mostly near parts of the road where you enter the Autobahn to make sure that no crashes happen there.
Also, the state of Bremen has implemented an official speed limit of 120km/h for their roughly 60km of Autobahn roads.

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9 hours ago, Rassah said:

Do you have a sense of humor?

Don't make us build funny bot.

6 hours ago, Hux said:

How do you feel about Führer Merkel?

How would you feel if somebody declares the internet to 'unknown territory' and using it would be 'breaking new grounds' in 20 fucking 13?

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25 minutes ago, Rassah said:

Why are all your tanks cat themed?

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Squeak, Squeak, I'm a Maus!

Is funny German humour, ja?

 

My Question:

What is the social and political situation in Germany like currently and what does it look like it may lead to?

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9 hours ago, Saxon said:

Where is your favourite place in Germany? 

Maybe the Saarloop?

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Or Herborn?

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Or what about our beautiful castles?

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I really don't know x3

This boring stuff is where I live:

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People might love it but I'm so used to it that it's boring. Beauty often lies in the unknown. I can name thousands of prettier places to be than in Germany xD

9 hours ago, Hux said:
  1. What's your favorite beer?
  2. Are you Bavarian?
  3. How terrifying are German children's stories?
  4. How do you feel about fuhrer Merkel?
  5. Why do you guys watch so much BDSM, granny, and scat porn?
  6. Is Eurofurence being hosted in Auschwitz this year?
  7. Are you going to Eurofurence?
  8. My great-grandpa killed a bunch of Germans in WWII, will you forgive me?
  9. How bug are your ducks?
  10. I love you.

 

1: Does Desperados count? Well I'd say Bölkstoff. But I must admit that Duff is fucking delicious

2: No I am not. Technically I'm kinda polish, because my great-grandparents came from Silesia which is now Poland, but we live in North-Rhine-Westphalia. Cologne, Düsseldorf and boredom. 

There: Karte_Heiden_M%C3%BCnsterland.png

That's pretty much where I live. Only a few kilometers to the dutch border. 

3: "Little Red Riding Hood went into the forest where a wolf tried to rape her and ate her and her grandmother alive after disguising as said grandmother, until a hunter came, who shot the wolf and cut Grandma and the lil bitch out of the poor wolfs stomach. The End" Got an idea? Not very furry friendly

4: 2611.jpg

5: Do we? Good that I now know.

6: No unfortunately not because of security reasons. The fursuits could catch fire

7: Not until I can go to Auschwitz. No seriously not this year, but very likely next year summer.

8: Fine with me, you could actually kill some Germans now if you like. But they would probably bore you with their death. I don't care, just keep my friends alive xD

9: 2bug4u a60125d6046d7ba594c7f788708c4ddc.jpg

10: I know honey.. I know

8 hours ago, Käpt'n said:

@Joshi's answer is only mostly true :)
While there is no true speedlimit it is suggested that you shouldn't drive faster than 130km/h. If you go faster you won't get a ticket but if you are involved in a crash you will be partially blamed for the crash for driving at irresponsible speed. And there are a few parts where there is an actual speed limit of 130km/h, but that's mostly near parts of the road where you enter the Autobahn to make sure that no crashes happen there.
Also, the state of Bremen has implemented an official speed limit of 120km/h for their roughly 60km of Autobahn roads.

Nerd

3 hours ago, Snagged Cub said:

How would you feel if I moved next to you? I am not very far away from you, you know ;)

Cool, let's get drunk together

3 hours ago, Barnectomy said:

Is ShamWow Nazi technology?

No, but is a flying bell good enough for you? Bell3.jpg

2 hours ago, Rassah said:

Why are all your tanks cat themed?

Because cats are cooler than you'd think... crazy-cat-fashions-sheriff-style-large-m

2 hours ago, Khaki said:

 

My Question:

What is the social and political situation in Germany like currently and what does it look like it may lead to?

Wow guys first serious question in this thread. I am proud of you c:

Well in general it's good. Low unemployment rate, abolition of nuclear power and so on and so on.

In the last weeks? uuuuuhhhhhhmmm... Example! "Women get raped in Cologne" "Mhh that's not cool" "I'm sorry I meant women get raped in Cologne BY REFUGEES!" "Holy fuck get that people out of here! Gertha!! Get me another beer for fucks sake"

 

Pretty much like that. But it will settle in a few days ^.^

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11 minutes ago, Kinharia said:

Is it true that German Sausages have actual meat in them and not just filler that tastes like something. *glares at local sausages*

That indeed my friend is true. Altough we still respect the Sausage Law "Don't ask what's in it". There may be meat in there but you don't want to know if you're eating pig brain or horse bladder xD

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50 minutes ago, Onnes said:

Is Germany ever going to take a hint from Belgium and start making more interesting beer?

No because Belgium will blow itself and half of Germany up in the next two years because of their nuclear power plant

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What do Germans actually eat? Is it all just beer, sauerkraut, and sausage?

Do you guys ever import any of our crappy American cars? 'Cept for Chevy- everyone knows Chevy is great.

What do you think of American beer? 

Thanx in advance, bae!

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4 hours ago, Rassah said:

Are Smart cars allowed on the autobahn?

I don't know actually. I'm pretty sure they are not..yet. Just a matter of time

3 hours ago, Hux said:

What do Germans actually eat? Is it all just beer, sauerkraut, and sausage?

Do you guys ever import any of our crappy American cars? 'Cept for Chevy- everyone knows Chevy is great.

What do you think of American beer? 

Thanx in advance, bae!

We eat normal stuff yes xD much bread though. It's completly mixed. Some eat more meat, some less, some drink beer, some never.

Yes we do. You won't see them very often but from time to time there are a few cool muscle cars driving around here. (They're not crappy :'(   )

And I never actually drank much american beer so I can't tell :/

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6 minutes ago, Luccus said:

They can go faster than 60 km/h...

You mean if you roll them downhill? xD

I kid. I love the Smart car, and how you can change its panels like on an old cell phone, but I've been told they shake and rattle terrifyingly at very high speeds.

 

What do Germans think about the rest of the world having a German themed Octoberfest?

Are Nazi killing themed games, like Wolfenstein series and Medal of Honor series really banned in Germany?

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3 hours ago, Hux said:

This is my final question.

Will you marry me? Things won't be easy at first, but we can make it work. We'll have our own little farm, we can adopt some kids and be furfaggots together. Forever.

Mhm.. Okay. But I have to be home at 10

3 hours ago, Saxon said:

@Joshi Those pictures you posted of Germany are very beautiful. I would very much like to visit Germany, eventually, maybe even live there. 

I'd be happy to give you a home for your stay ^^

3 hours ago, Rassah said:

You mean if you roll them downhill? xD

I kid. I love the Smart car, and how you can change its panels like on an old cell phone, but I've been told they shake and rattle terrifyingly at very high speeds.

 

What do Germans think about the rest of the world having a German themed Octoberfest?

Are Nazi killing themed games, like Wolfenstein series and Medal of Honor series really banned in Germany?

As long as you're a nice kid and keep drinking the German beer it's awesome xD hey everyone in the world celebrates German's "Get Drunk Day". Lol idk I don't like the Oktoberfest. I don't need a reason to get drunk. I rather have a comfortable evening with a few friends anyway

 

Never played one of them yet but Wolfenstein, at least the newest one isn't banned. But every swastika is replaced. But just because Video Games doesn't count as Art yet here other to Television where you're allowed to use them. 

But the first one is banned yes. But because at the time it came out things weren't as easy as today

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