Pignog Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 As we're all aware human civilization is circling the drain and the party is over. I predict that by 2069 the oceans will be dead and daily life will basically be like "The Road", with the living envying the dead. That's why I propose any remaining furries gather together for one final furmeet on Hitler's birthday!! We'll watch a Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon series (the good one) and then collectively off ourselves, leaving this wretched plane behind as we journey to the gates of Valhalla together. Use this thread to sign up for the pact, and to flesh out the details. Possible topics include: Location. I think urban centers are going to be ruined hellscapes full of cannibals. We should avoid these and maybe set up a log cabin in Northern Canada or Finland for the meet. Other cartoon series to watch. Sonic's great fellas, but since this'll be our last night on earth let's broaden our horizons. Perhaps Dev can put together a playlist, store it on a harddrive, and bury it in a bunker somewhere. Method. I was thinking of blowing my head off with my rifle, but I'm so incompetent I'd probably lobotomize myself. No thank you! Let's brainstorm better suicide methods. I look forward to seeing you all there! !!!Warning Trolls: Hear my cry and know fear. I will deal with any posts that deviate from the rules with swift and decisive justice!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 If I make it to age 87 it'll be a damn miracle. I'll bring along the .45ACP aspirinĀ for dispensing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazooie Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 when i hit 70 i plan to see how far north i can journey before freezing to death, sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Cyanide poisoning. You can mix drinks and add it in. Carbon Monoxide. It's like sleeping. Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 you can't get to valhalla by killing yourself dummy we should have a fight to the death tournament just imagine it, a bunch of geriatric degenerate furfags fraily beating each other to death beautiful but of course that leaves the problem of the champion having nobody to kill them hmm Ā 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Just now, Zerig said: just imagine it, a bunch of geriatric degenerate furfags fraily beating each other to death Gonna have to stockpile all those enormous horse dildos now, then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 That many years in the future? Given the anticipated level of technology, and our ages, the obviousĀ solutionĀ is getting fucked to death by robots. That may not even count as suicide. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Pignog said: we journey to the gates of Valhalla Fuck you, journey to Duat or get the fuck out. Edited January 27, 2016 by Clove Darkwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 *salutes* I shall put Food Fight, The Little Panda Fighter, all the animated Titanic movies, Bubsy, Animal Soccer WorldĀ and Paddy the Pelican on repeat! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinare Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) Too lazy to walk all that way. Someone should steal a private jet with plenty of gasoline, hide it in a forest somewhere, then when shit goes down he/she can come pick us all up. We should definitely watch Digimon seasons 1-3 and the movie. The rest of the seasons are trash, so skip 'em. If time permits, maaaybe run through all the Pokemon movies and watch the first one like 10 times in a row and then 10 times after everything else was watched because it's just that good. I don't care much for the show, but the movies are pretty decent. Method... eh, to each their own. Bring your favorite method and pass it around for those who might not have brought one. Edited January 28, 2016 by Kinare 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Ā 1 hour ago, Onnes said: That many years in the future? Given the anticipated level of technology, and our ages, the obviousĀ solutionĀ is getting fucked to death by robots. That may not even count as suicide. knowing furries, that'll be a weekly headline 7 minutes ago, Kinare said: Method... eh, to each their own. Bring your favorite method and pass it around for those who might not have brought one. nobody told me this was a BYOM! i would have come with more than just a glass of water for other people's cyanide pills. i would have come with flint's water. Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 28, 2016 Author Share Posted January 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Kinare said: Too lazy to walk all that way. Someone should steal a private jet with plenty of gasoline, hide it in a forest somewhere, then when shit goes down he/she can come pick us all up. We should definitely watch Digimon seasons 1-3 and the movie. The rest of the seasons are trash, so skip 'em. If time permits, maaaybe run through all the Pokemon movies and watch the first one like 10 times in a row and then 10 times after everything else was watched because it's just that good. I don't care much for the show, but the movies are pretty decent. Method... eh, to each their own. Bring your favorite method and pass it around for those who might not have brought one. rassah will fly his us in his jet, save your bitcoins cuz im sure he's charging a fare digimon movie definitely, digimon tri is shaping up so put that one on, on condition that it finishes strong. 2 hours ago, Zerig said: you can't get to valhalla by killing yourself dummy we should have a fight to the death tournament just imagine it, a bunch of geriatric degenerate furfags fraily beating each other to death beautiful but of course that leaves the problem of the champion having nobody to kill them hmm Ā the gods are not yet ready to take them as they still have work to do in the ashes of the old world 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 16 minutes ago, Pignog said: rassah will fly his us in his jet, save your bitcoins cuz im sure he's charging a fare Silly Pigglepuff, Rassah isn't going to be using the bitjet, he'll clearly use the bitboat. I believe I'll be 72 by then. I'll start stockpiling weapons now so we can rescue stranded furries from the cannibals in the major centers. As for our mass suicide, I support the idea of a tournament. I'll meet you all in glorious battle, for now I shall construct suitable armour and weaponry. I assume we'll have an arena prepared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) Who needs shitty cartoons and cyanide when you can go truly mad and make Fury Road a reality? When I go, I want to go down swinging. I want to see the look of fear on my enemies' faces as I blow up their battle car. I live, I die, I live again! WHAT A DAY! WHAT A LOVELY DAY! Edited January 28, 2016 by LazerMaster5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: Fury Road Missed opportunity there. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I suggest we meet for Pho and boardgames.Ā 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I will take up blacksmithing and forge many a mastercraft weapon worthy of a true warrior to hack each other to death. Odin would be proud.Ā It shall be be GLORIOUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 10 hours ago, Onnes said: Missed opportunity there. Furry Road? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 28, 2016 Author Share Posted January 28, 2016 19 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said: Who needs shitty cartoons and cyanide when you can go truly mad and make Fury Road a reality? When I go, I want to go down swinging. I want to see the look of fear on my enemies' faces as I blow up their battle car. I live, I die, I live again! WHAT A DAY! WHAT A LOVELY DAY! fake answer: in a post-apocalyptic scenario where resources are scarce and the planet is dead, daily life would be a struggle to survive and ward off starvation. We wouldn't have any time or energy for sick car chases 18 hours ago, #00Buck said: I suggest we meet for Pho and boardgames.Ā real answer: i'd rather be doing this, apocalypse be damned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) I'll be so old I won't give a shit anymore. I was hoping to see Hailey's comet before I died though, but I think that's 2062-3 so I'm good after that. Edit: I just noticed it was 2069...hehehehehehehehe Edited January 29, 2016 by Crazy Lee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Sorry, I'm too busy burning my journals and ripping my tendons from the arms. Worst part about it is that my wrists still have carpal tunnel from writing 2 irrelevant essays in anĀ over-glorified final exam. Sorry, bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I can't come, I'll be among the first of the dead. I'll see you guys in Valhalla tho ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 On 2016-01-27 at 4:05 PM, Zerig said: you can't get to valhalla by killing yourself dummy fuck yeah, 2 for 21,748 on references, i actually got that one! man i suck at those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlastairSnowpaw Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 the obvious answer is dieing by undergoing dangerous procedures to try and make your human body an anthro furry one.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 10 minutes ago, AlastairSnowpaw said: the obvious answer is dieing by undergoing dangerous procedures to try and make your human body an anthro furry one.Ā This is the only correct answer. I've already been collecting dead rats, I've got 'em all pickled in jars and shit. Now to just learn how to sew... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 On January 27, 2016 at 5:23 PM, Pignog said: by 2069 the oceans will be dead and daily life will basically be like "The Road" Can't wait Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 On 29/01/2016 at 2:59 PM, MissFleece said: I can't come, I'll be among the first of the dead. I'll see you guys in Valhalla tho ;D No Fleece! I'll make sure you don't die.<3 We'll win the tournament! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Russian Roulette World Apocalypse Championships? Give an anti-tank rifle a blowjob? Strap yourself to a rocket and scatter your remnants in the sky? Ā On 1/27/2016 at 7:05 AM, Zerig said: you can't get to valhalla by killing yourself dummy Would the Allah Ackbar's Drink and Snackbar Suicide vest route work? Or maybe construct a trebuchet and launch your body as a projectile atĀ thy foes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 On 1/30/2016 at 11:47 PM, PastryOfApathy said: This is the only correct answer. I've already been collecting dead rats, I've got 'em all pickled in jars and shit. Now to just learn how to sew... Dafuq? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 With luck, i won't live that long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 31, 2016 Author Share Posted January 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Taikugemu said: With luck, i won't live that long. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 31, 2016 Author Share Posted January 31, 2016 On 2016-01-29 at 11:59 PM, MissFleece said: I can't come, I'll be among the first of the dead. I'll see you guys in Valhalla tho ;D living in michigan is already kind of like living through armageddon. youre probably the best prepared of all of us 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 4 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Dafuq? I know right? How the fuck are other people not doing this? I mean what a bunch of filthy casuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 If my calculations is correct, I'll die in Tuesday, 31 January 2051 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Valhalla is overrated Mean while IĀ will simply upload my consciousnessĀ to a quantum computer and live indefinitely Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 7 hours ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: If my calculations is correct, I'll die in Tuesday, 31 January 2051 Make sure your jizz 10 seconds before you die.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Hey,seriously now, wanna play a game to see if one of us actually dies on that day? I'll remember to bump this thread when the time comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 20 minutes ago, Luka said: Hey,seriously now, wanna play a game to see if one of us actually dies on that day? I'll remember to bump this thread when the time comes. Will the forums even last that long? That's over 50 years from now. The World Wide Web only came around 25 years ago, and mostĀ sites from the beginning of the web have been lost to the digital void. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 18 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said: Will the forums even last that long? That's over 50 years from now. The World Wide Web only came around 25 years ago, and mostĀ sites from the beginning of the web have been lost to the digital void. we will endure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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