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Just got done doing some hair not too long ago, my clients felt extra appreciative about it and tipped me extra more than they normally do (specifically 50 more dollars), I can't wait to spend it on a lot of cool and fun things for myself! Me and Britt just left to go to a little cheap carnival they have downtown. We stopped at Mcdonalds on the way (as there is not much of a better way to celebrate Murrica' than some deep fried trans fat) and there was this homeless person who was using a 50 dollar mcdonalds gift card to chop up some Meth near the dumpster. After I walked up to the homeless person and handed them a McRib because I felt bad for them they then sold me their 50 dollar Mcdonalds card for 30 bucks. Score! So far today has been a great forth and I'm very happy to take a break off working very hard to enjoy some explosions, eat fake cheeseburgers, and buy gift cards at discounted rates from meth addicted homeless people.

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On 7/4/2016 at 11:47 AM, Frig said:

there was this homeless person who was using a 50 dollar mcdonalds gift card to chop up some Meth near the dumpster

Doesn't OP live near Canada?

It's such a small world :V

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I'm amazing, and I'm also an asshole.
I can attest to this statement.

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40 minutes ago, Vae said:

I'm amazing, and I'm also an asshole.
I can attest to this statement.

I'm also an asshole and totally amazing. 

I'll be investing my money in riding rollercoasters! 

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25 minutes ago, #00Buck said:

I'm also an asshole and totally amazing. 

I'll be investing my money in riding rollercoasters! 

 

Certain ones that involve predators, motorcycles and comic villans? D:

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Just now, Frig said:

 

Certain ones that involve predators, motorcycles and comic villans? D:

The ones with the highest death rate!!!

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On 7/4/2016 at 2:47 PM, Frig said:

Just got done doing some hair not too long ago, my clients felt extra appreciative about it and tipped me extra more than they normally do (specifically 50 more dollars), I can't wait to spend it on a lot of cool and fun things for myself! Me and Britt just left to go to a little cheap carnival they have downtown. We stopped at Mcdonalds on the way (as there is not much of a better way to celebrate Murrica' than some deep fried trans fat) and there was this homeless person who was using a 50 dollar mcdonalds gift card to chop up some Meth near the dumpster. After I walked up to the homeless person and handed them a McRib because I felt bad for them they then sold me their 50 dollar Mcdonalds card for 30 bucks. Score! So far today has been a great forth and I'm very happy to take a break off working very hard to enjoy some explosions, eat fake cheeseburgers, and buy gift cards at discounted rates from meth addicted homeless people.

I'm in Cana'Duh. :P

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Thanks for the cash for the Gift Card buddy, thanks to you I managed to pay for that Meth and then I stole 40 bicycles. Cheerio!

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4 hours ago, Azure said:

Thanks for the cash for the Gift Card buddy, thanks to you I managed to pay for that Meth and then I stole 40 bicycles. Cheerio!

Ur welcum. Let me know when you get a new shipment of gift cards in.

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Awful lot of shitposting and not a lot of substance around these parts... oh well....

 

On 7/7/2016 at 10:50 AM, Azure said:

Thanks for the cash for the Gift Card buddy, thanks to you I managed to pay for that Meth and then I stole 40 bicycles. Cheerio!

Since I'm now the board's token racist.....

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On ‎7‎/‎9‎/‎2016 at 11:40 AM, WolfNightV4X1 said:

This is my favorite thread

Thank you. It's one of my favorite threads, too.

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3 hours ago, Crazy Lee said:

Awful lot of shitposting and not a lot of substance around these parts... oh well....

 

Since I'm now the board's token racist.....

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A man knows someone who stole a bike worth more than all those together

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ITT We post reaction images and memes because OP posted a good story

Have a bunny driving a tank with Santa Claus

 

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57 minutes ago, Snagged Cub said:

ITT We post reaction images and memes because OP posted a good story

Have a bunny driving a tank with Santa Claus

 

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Festive.

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