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Greetings and Welcome! By now it should be apparent that you have secretly joined the sunnybrook sanitorium. Please deposit all metal objects into the proper recepticals. 

Kindly take no more than three cookies from the welcome jar at the door and do try to avoid the dragon on the left. We have supplied permanent markers for you to label you sanity and place it in the plastic bag, should you ever need it again. In the event of a water landing there are no floatation devices on board!

 

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