Pignog Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 "the unexamined life is not worth living" -- joseph stalin i turned 30 a few days ago. im old and death is comming for me... i call on all of you forums teens, and teens at heart, to guide me in the remaining years the baby jesus has bestowed on me. goals before meatdeath: 1) marry zerig 2) divorce zerig and take 1/2 his strategy games 3) watchj more anime 4) drink a shitload of coffe 5) wash my ass 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Pignog said: "the unexamined life is not worth living" -- joseph stalin i turned 30 a few days ago. im old and death is comming for me... i call on all of you forums teens, and teens at heart, to guide me in the remaining years the baby jesus has bestowed on me. goals before meatdeath: 1) marry zerig 2) divorce zerig and take 1/2 his strategy games 3) watchj more anime 4) drink a shitload of coffe 5) wash my ass Ha! Now you are an oldfag like me. You forgot to add #6! 6) Get turned gay by yiff. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Welcome to the club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Ew, old people Im not getting of your lawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Will you buy me tim hortons? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 One day, I want to aspire to the same life goals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Wow. Better start planning for the future. Go ahead and buy your burial plot now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 you're so silly pighusband if you try and divorce me i"ll just lock you in the basement and we'd have a prenup anyway so you won't get shit <3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper noun Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 54 minutes ago, Pignog said: 4) drink a shitload of coffe 5) wash my ass You could be like that couple who have coffee enemas every morning, not exact but it both involves coffee and asses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Happy three oh! I plan to stop aging at 28. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galaxy-meow Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Your first mistake was turning 30. You should have stopped around 26 (give or take 2 years, depends on your preference). I hope you've got life alert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I'll be there in half a year. What's it like so far? 3 hours ago, Proper noun said: You could be like that couple who have coffee enemas every morning, not exact but it both involves coffee and asses What a waste of coffee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 3 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: Will you buy me tim hortons? I'll buy you tim hortons bby... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Good for you, Pignog. I hope you have a good year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Gator said: I WAS GONNA DO THIS MEME ;w; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Hahaha sucka :V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 PIGDAD? YOU'RE GETTING A DIVORCE? :c 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punnchy Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Congratulations on not dying before 30, try not to die this year, and you'll be congratulated sometime next year for not dying again. Also, 30 is when your physical warranty wears off, if it hasn't already. So figure out which one of your joints you love the most, and get ready to enjoy all the things your body says No to, especially around that location. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Congrats! Now you can start regretting all the dumb things you did to your body to make it hurt. Make sure you have something good to regret after the next 30! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Happy birthday, have a fennec 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted August 7, 2016 Author Share Posted August 7, 2016 22 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: Will you buy me tim hortons? ill do you one better, ill buy you a good coffee 22 hours ago, Amiir said: One day, I want to aspire to the same life goals start planning now 22 hours ago, Zerig said: you're so silly pighusband if you try and divorce me i"ll just lock you in the basement and we'd have a prenup anyway so you won't get shit <3 if the basement has wifi then OK 21 hours ago, Enigma said: Happy three oh! I plan to stop aging at 28. thnk u, qt av =^^= 22 hours ago, Proper noun said: You could be like that couple who have coffee enemas every morning, not exact but it both involves coffee and asses this is the end game for me and zara i think 18 hours ago, Socketosis said: I'll be there in half a year. What's it like so far? What a waste of coffee. it owns 17 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: Good for you, Pignog. I hope you have a good year. thanks~ as long as i keep running and pump out all the art i want to, i think it will be a good one 12 hours ago, Wrecker said: Hahaha sucka :V no!! leave me in peace kelsey grammer!! 12 hours ago, Revates said: PIGDAD? YOU'RE GETTING A DIVORCE? :c since u are the good dog son you can stay w/ me 11 hours ago, Jtrekkie said: Congrats! Now you can start regretting all the dumb things you did to your body to make it hurt. Make sure you have something good to regret after the next 30! i plan on running to the day i die idgaf if my joints (420 lol) turn to dust 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Here on my high horse of 35, I laugh at all you whiny ass children. Now get off my damn lawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Crazy Lee said: Here on my high horse of 35, I laugh at all you whiny ass children. Now get off my damn lawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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