Thundeere Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Thundeere said: -meme- Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 I am a nice brother. My little bro broke his phone. I bought him a new iPhone. It's rose gold. I give it a week, tops, before he breaks this one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 3 hours ago, DevilBear said: I am a nice brother. My little bro broke his phone. I bought him a new iPhone. It's rose gold. I give it a week, tops, before he breaks this one. Duct tape. Enough of it and you can solve any problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 52 minutes ago, Amiir said: Brrr, that sounds really bloody unsettling :C Not knowing what to expect was worse, actually. You really feel no pain at all, but you still have some sensory perception left, enough to feel the snap in your jawbone. But it was bloody, yes. 43 minutes ago, 6tails said: Crack, crrrrunch, rrrrrrrrrrr, snick! Had two extractions done. I know it well. Were the teeth horizontally impacted? Mine was, hence why a surgeon extracted it and not the dentist. I even got a copy of the radiograph as a souvenir. But fortunately it wasn't very deep, making it pretty easy to remove. The tooth was out in less than half-an-hour. 34 minutes ago, ArielMT said: The Navy yanked all four of mine, and it was about like that. Just suddenly pieces being pulled out as if the teeth were things I ate and were just being dislodged. Pretty much. My other three wisdom teeth are perfectly functional otherwise, so I'm keeping them, I was so close to a near-perfect dentition! <:C 33 minutes ago, Thundeere said: Even better, I ate my remaining half of Subway sandwich for dinner. THUG LIFE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 I told him if he breaks that phone I will break him, Ivan Drago style. He's getting a case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Oh my. Heard locally that someone was hit by a car Thursday at Motor City Fur con, and is in a medically induced coma. Welp, if that person dies, it will be a stain on this convention. "Furry cons. Where you see used diapers thrown around, flooded hot tubs, improvised glory holes... you might get groped, raped, AIDS, or hit by a car!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 3 hours ago, 6tails said: Get it a LifeProof iPhone case. I have a friend, who has broken three phone cases. Not even on purpose. They're otter cases, not sure if they're sold around you, but here they're some of the most reliable ones around, he's the only person able to break the damn things. Some people are determined to break their phones. 3 hours ago, 6tails said: And thus it shall be known as Roadkill Con.Carnage Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 I wonder if a Mustang hit the person. Speaking of which, why do I keep seeing "Mustang hitting people" or "Mustang crashing into the curb" memes lately? What, was there some big event where a bunch of people were hurt by a 'stang?? They used to be pretty good cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 The last two annual Mustang Week events have seen several Ford Mustang burnouts gone wrong ending up on YouTube and going viral. Organizers defend [2014] Mustang Week after YouTube video shows crash ending. 2015 Mustang Week Crash: Mustang GT Wrecks Into Jeep Wrangler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 There was also a wild live police chase of a Mustang last week. So far, the most compact story I can find is Jalopnik, but I don't want to link it because Gawker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 I am a very sick man. No, not that kind; I'm just ill. Where's Feelwell? I need his feelwell powers. Don't tell me to drink stuff. Someone tell the bell-ringers in my head to take the day off. Having thoughts of Elvis. I would sleep but I slept most of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 15 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: I am a very sick man. No, not that kind; I'm just ill. Where's Feelwell? I need his feelwell powers. Don't tell me to drink stuff. Someone tell the bell-ringers in my head to take the day off. Having thoughts of Elvis. I would sleep but I slept most of the day. What you need is a proper scientific cure for your illness. Get some stones and set them out in a circle, I'll be back with a staff and some body paint in a bit. We'll fix you up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, FlynnCoyote said: What you need is a proper scientific cure for your illness. Get some stones and set them out in a circle, I'll be back with a staff and some body paint in a bit. We'll fix you up. Will there be hot nurses involved? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: Will there be hot nurses involved? Not for this procedure, but we can cook some up afterwards if you're hungry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said: Not for this procedure, but we can cook some up afterwards if you're hungry. Sounds good to me. Edited April 13, 2016 by Endless/Nameless got rid of the gif leftover from a cancelled bad joke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: I am a very sick man. No, not that kind; I'm just ill. Where's Feelwell? I need his feelwell powers. Don't tell me to drink stuff. Someone tell the bell-ringers in my head to take the day off. Having thoughts of Elvis. I would sleep but I slept most of the day. I'm here to help out with the cutting edge magi- er scientific medical process. You'll need to put this chicken suit on, to start off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I'm here to help out with the cutting edge magi- er scientific medical process. You'll need to put this chicken suit on, to start off. Chicken suits are for broken bones you quack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I'm here to help out with the cutting edge magi- er scientific medical process. You'll need to put this chicken suit on, to start off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 46 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said: Chicken suits are for broken bones you quack! Oh right, I meant you need a reindeer suit and a harness. Weirdness and depravity shall be your salvation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 20 hours ago, Amiir said: REMOVE KEBAB. LONG LIVE SERBIA Also, after who knows how many years they sentenced the guy drinking water in the video for war crimes or something. The news barely touched the subject He was one thirsty motherfucker, that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 On 4/11/2016 at 6:02 PM, Kinharia said: Move to Ireland. Gaurenteed Rain all day every day! Have rain with your rain! Then a bit of sunshine. Then some more rain! Funny you say that, had I the funds that's where I intend to move! On 4/11/2016 at 6:09 PM, Endless/Nameless said: It's cold all over the upper midwest today. >:[ Haven't seen you here much lately; glad to see you're still around. Hug me I'm cold and poor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, Lucius said: Funny you say that, had I the funds that's where I intend to move! Move to Derry. It's lonely here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Kinharia said: Move to Derry. It's lonely here. I will if there's lots of land I could work worth. A bit of a cowboy/farmer type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, Lucius said: I will if there's lots of land I could work worth. A bit of a cowboy/farmer type. Uuuuh sure yea we have that sure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Fine fine I'll move over there to meet a certain happy cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 So I walk into McDonald's and sit down with my fried memecoon testicles, and like the first thing that happens is some semi-retarded guy in front of me starts screaming about how Japan of all countries secretly owns all of Asia (except China naturally). As I type he continues to occasionally spout sagelike tidbits of wisdom such as... Italy secretly owns ALL of Africa. White isn't a race so he can't fill in his application. Black isn't a real word since it's actually supposed to be "negro". Serbia isn't a real country...but is owned by the germans...or something? Loudly asking literally everyone if they have a cigarette no less than 20 times. No one in the history of the world has died at the age of 79. Something about the war in Afghanistan. Welp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 16 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: So I walk into McDonald's and sit down with my fried memecoon testicles, and like the first thing that happens is some semi-retarded guy in front of me starts screaming about how Japan of all countries secretly owns all of Asia (except China naturally). As I type he continues to occasionally spout sagelike tidbits of wisdom such as... Italy secretly owns ALL of Africa. White isn't a race so he can't fill in his application. Black isn't a real word since it's actually supposed to be "negro". Serbia isn't a real country...but is owned by the germans...or something? Loudly asking literally everyone if they have a cigarette no less than 20 times. No one in the history of the world has died at the age of 79. Something about the war in Afghanistan. Welp. Infowars is a hell of a drug. Also, "fried memecoon testicles" sounds like any one of half Icky Mickey's whole menu. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 58 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: So I walk into McDonald's and sit down with my fried memecoon testicles, and like the first thing that happens is some semi-retarded guy in front of me starts screaming about how Japan of all countries secretly owns all of Asia (except China naturally). As I type he continues to occasionally spout sagelike tidbits of wisdom such as... Italy secretly owns ALL of Africa. White isn't a race so he can't fill in his application. Black isn't a real word since it's actually supposed to be "negro". Serbia isn't a real country...but is owned by the germans...or something? Loudly asking literally everyone if they have a cigarette no less than 20 times. No one in the history of the world has died at the age of 79. Something about the war in Afghanistan. Welp. Real eyes realize real eyes. *lies Fucking edit button is broken again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 1 hour ago, ArielMT said: Infowars is a hell of a drug. Also, "fried memecoon testicles" sounds like any one of half Icky Mickey's whole menu. 21 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: Real eyes realize real eyes. *lies Fucking edit button is broken again tbh I was sad when he left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, PastryOfApathy said: Italy secretly owns ALL of Africa. PFFCHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA The fuck's this guy been smoking? @LazerMaster5 From what video is that sig anyway? Edited April 13, 2016 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 They cancelled the 4-hour Quality Management Software teleconference of Doom due to low turnout. :) Now it will be rescheduled :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 19 minutes ago, Amiir said: @LazerMaster5 From what video is that sig anyway? I found it on Twitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 This will be me tomorrow 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: This will be me tomorrow Happy birthday to you You live in a zoo You look like a monkey And you smell like one too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Time to whip out the antidepressants and hope I don't kill myself ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Lucius said: Time to whip out the antidepressants and hope I don't kill myself ha Look at fox videos. That helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: Look at fox videos. That helps. How'd you get footage of me in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: How'd you get footage of me in the morning? I'm always around... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: This will be me tomorrow I'll forget it anyway so I'll just say happy birthday in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 5 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: This will be me tomorrow Happy (early) Birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy bi.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangefox32000 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 When Carmen SanDiego robs a liquor store, she doesn't shoplift, she lifts the store! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 I hate hurting tastebuds ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Booked some flight tickets yesterday for next month to visit girlfrando. Time to play the waiting game again. Oh and also landed a job so that's pretty good too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Endless/Nameless said: Look at fox videos. That helps. Oh come on, let the poor girl sleep. She is adorable though... 5 hours ago, ArielMT said: Infowars is a hell of a drug. I've been seeing this thing passed around the social medias. It's an opinion article about the whole safe-space thing, and that college where someone wrote "trump 2016" all over the campus. And people are like "This website is totally legit". The opinion piece was on Infowars. It had some good points about not being afraid of other people's different opinions, and realizing the real world is a nasty place and you have to be strong to cope with it, but damn if it didn't spend half the time bashing millennials and liberals. Odds are, the article writer is probably a millennial himself. Or one of those middle aged white collar angry libertarian types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Strangefox32000 said: When Carmen SanDiego robs a liquor store, she doesn't shoplift, she lifts the store! now we know where to find Carmen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Theres a new member now called "bunny" where the hell are all these things spawning from did a litter just hit furry puberty and wander into phoenix? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 58 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Theres a new member now called "bunny" where the hell are all these things spawning from did a litter just hit furry puberty and wander into phoenix? I told ya; they multiply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 This guy might be a furry. :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 7 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Theres a new member now called "bunny" where the hell are all these things spawning from did a litter just hit furry puberty and wander into phoenix? It's called.... Zootopia. (Or more specifically, Judy Hopps) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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