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1 hour ago, Luca said:

I should really make an effort to post around here more, but I don't really have anything to say in any of these threads : /

Just post whatever springs to mind. It's what I always do

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Since FA is still in read-only mode, and since this is really the only other place I go to where I -can- post this, I'm gonna post my art stream link here for the third time. I hope my computer doesn't crash this time, but, well, it'll be entertaining to find out, I'm sure. I'll remove the link when the stream is finished.

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I should really not go on The Library of Babel, as I know it holds all that has been, will be, or can be written in the English language (up to 400 pages), as well as any picture that can be composed out of over 4000 colors. However, it contains every combination of letters and pixels possible, so almost 100% of the writings or pictures are complete gibberish...

I always end up trying to stumble across random literature or images that no one has ever created before, but the chances of actually finding anything intelligible without searching for it specifically now are infinitesimally small... 

I am more likely to go insane stumbling through the random collages of pixels or letters...

https://libraryofbabel.info/

(It is actually kind of fun to do specific searches on the site. You know that story you wrote? It was already here before you thought of it, while the entire story of your life and death are also there, as well as the cure to cancer. There is also an exact image of you sitting at your computer this moment, composed randomly when the code for the site was created.)

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I've really gotta drink more often. I haven't had enough experience with drinking over the years to know what my limits are and things of that nature, and while I want to be able to go out and drink socially, making sure that I'm not buzzed or tired when I drive is going to be an issue for me for some time to come. I tend to just avoid drinking in general when we go out to places where there is an option to drink, but I feel that I should be able to enjoy these gatherings in this way as well, from time to time.

We currently have only one vehicle which can be driven at night (due to the second needing repairs that would draw the attention of police during night time hours) and that means I'm usually the one who can't drink when we go out.

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3 minutes ago, 6tails said:

If you ate beforehand and also maintained hydration while drinking alcohol, you could do a half pint of 40% alcohol and not be severely impaired. You'd still be LEGALLY impaired, so be careful.

Also, don't drink and drive. No bueno.

Yeah, I'm doing what I can to avoid drinking and driving when there's any chance of impariment, I've had family get dwi and they totally have ruined thier lives from it. The only issue with using formula like that is learning to do the math. Tonight I had a solo cup that was 1/8th kraken and the rest soda, and I left very little in the cup, that was the second drink. The first being a harder soda, which was kinda... weak... like 4% by volume.

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Ever have a shit so bad that it feels like your asshole will tear in half?

Ever have a shit so bad that the turd alone is enough to clog the toilet?

Ever have a shit so bad that you feel weightless afterwards?

I'll tell ya, it's crap like that that gives you more respect for woman and child birth.

 

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Ech, I could feel better....

This is my fifth day in a row at work, which is very unusual for me since I only work part-time. I'm tired and achey and haven't been in the best mental place. Plus, I have to work tomorrow too. 

My hands feel all dry and tingly this morning and I don't like that.  

I've been trying to commission an artist, something I almost never do, but they've not been responding to any of my emails so I've been kinda freaking out over that. 

My paranoia got really frickn bad for a while yesterday, and I had some unusual bursts of anger. 

I'm hungry.

Can't wait to get home again. 

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27 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said:

Ech, I could feel better....

This is my fifth day in a row at work, which is very unusual for me since I only work part-time. I'm tired and achey and haven't been in the best mental place. Plus, I have to work tomorrow too. 

My hands feel all dry and tingly this morning and I don't like that.  

I've been trying to commission an artist, something I almost never do, but they've not been responding to any of my emails so I've been kinda freaking out over that. 

My paranoia got really frickn bad for a while yesterday, and I had some unusual bursts of anger. 

I'm hungry.

Can't wait to get home again. 

Pizza, good soda, alcoholic beverage or even juice, good book. Then some sleep

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3 hours ago, Mr. Fox said:

Ever have a shit so bad that it feels like your asshole will tear in half?

Ever have a shit so bad that the turd alone is enough to clog the toilet?

Ever have a shit so bad that you feel weightless afterwards?

I'll tell ya, it's crap like that that gives you more respect for woman and child birth.

 

Almost everytime.

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7 hours ago, 6tails said:

 

1. Go to liquor store.

2. Purchase cheap half-pint  bottle of Potter's vodka for like $3 max.

3. Eat food.

4. Sit at home alone and slowly consume the bottle shot by shot (you should get ~4-6 shots) giving about half an hour between shots.

5. Record how you feel every 15-30 minutes.

6. Stay hydrated.

That should establish a baseline for how well you can tolerate typical 'little-heavier-than-social' drinking and thus let you know how well you could handle social drinking (which is usually about half that.)

 

$3?

That's cheap. Booze here is insanely expensive by comparison. 

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6 hours ago, 6tails said:

Shit, I just heard that Nick Menza suffered a heart attack while performing on-stage. I hope he pulls through, that's one legendary drummer. Otherwise, I'll be posting again in the Blue Note pretty soon.

Guess you'll be making that post.

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GODDAMNIT!!! I could leave work right now but my boss is making me stay for almost another hour and a half.

I'm a very mild-mannered person, but after these last few days and now this I want to fucking hit somebody 

I was going to go home early, get a pizza, and try to enjoy the rest of my day. Now I'm just gonna be more tired. 

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1 hour ago, Endless/Nameless said:

GODDAMNIT!!! I could leave work right now but my boss is making me stay for almost another hour and a half.

I'm a very mild-mannered person, but after these last few days and now this I want to fucking hit somebody 

I was going to go home early, get a pizza, and try to enjoy the rest of my day. Now I'm just gonna be more tired. 

Resist soldier! Don't give up on me now!

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21 hours ago, 6tails said:

This is my mother playing a role in a Troma flick..

I don't know why I can't stop laughing at the sight of my mother holding a FAMAS looking like she's about to totally wreck your shit.

Maybe this foxnip is a wee bit strong...

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A Troma flick? How did she get mixed up in that awesome?

 

19 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said:

Sometimes you crave an ass repository.

What if someone craves an ass suppository?

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I farted on my cat last night

 

Not like, on purpose. But I was in bed laying on my side and she was curled up behind me right next to my ass and I just let loose without even thinking about it.

I then proceeded to realize what happened and scare her off with my laughter (or maybe it was the smell?)

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One of the dudes from the Red Hot Chili Peppers said rock and roll is dead, so I didn't bother watching their set. That, and the Deftones sounded like garbage. So yeah, I left early on day 3 and made it home safe. Rock on the Range is one hell of an experience, that's for sure.

As for the good shit, Avatar, Trivium, Megadeth, Wilson, Lamb of God, Rob Zombie, and Wolfmother all put on killer shows. Also, I was pleasantly surprised by Crown the Empire. They get the heavy parts of emo rock right.

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1 minute ago, LazerMaster5 said:

One of the dudes from the Red Hot Chili Peppers said rock and roll is dead, so I didn't bother watching their set. That, and the Deftones sounded like garbage. So yeah, I left early on day 3 and made it home safe. Rock on the Range is one hell of an experience, that's for sure.

Was it Flea? Please say it wasn't Flea.

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1 minute ago, LazerMaster5 said:

It was.

Fuck him, rock and roll is very alive. His band, however, is not. Their most recent album is ten years old, which is unacceptable for an active band.

They are senior citizens now anyways. 

I hope you slapped their pudding cups out of their hands and stole their walkers. 

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