TheGreatFanatic Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Granted, but I didn't understand what you said exactly, so no wish. I wish I didn't suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Granted. Now you blow. I wish I could come up with an idea for a neat computer game that didn't require awesome graphics to be a success. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Granted. Everyone pirates it and you never make enough money to cover the costs of making it. I wish the Kebab I ordered arrives nice and warm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Granted. it gives you a food poisoning regardless I wish I couldn't get a food poisoning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Granted. You now have no mouth. I wish I could scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Granted, however a life of eternal torture at the hands of a rogue sentient AI with a sadistic streak awaits you. I wish Blomklamp was actually going to make a new Alien movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 granted, it is now all sound you can make. NINJA"D BY KHAKI granted, they mess it up so badly they destroy the francise I wish I could lay in bed today instead of going to school. just today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 11 minutes ago, Caledonian said: NINJA"D BY KHAKI Felines fear the samurai. Also granted, but you won't be able to attend school for a month as a local ISIS sleeper cell had decided to commit a mass shooting on that day. I wish we'd starting colonizing space already. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Granted. Unfortunately we encounter the Reavers before actually getting advanced enough to enjoy it. I wish I could get away with crossdressing on days besides Halloween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Granted. You are now so good at crossdressing nobody believes you when you tell them your real gender until you're buck naked. As a result you find it impossible to get a suitable date. I wish I could stop replying to this thread, it's taking over my life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 granted you can never post agin, but you're not getting your life back I wish for writing muse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Granted! It's Terpsichore! Usually she's the muse of dance, but she fancies a change. I wish that the Roman Empire had never fallen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Faust said: Granted. You are now so good at crossdressing nobody believes you when you tell them your real gender until you're buck naked. As a result you find it impossible to get a suitable date. You know... I can live with that. Granted, the Roman Empire has never fallen and instead kept advancing and advancing. All of Europe eventually becomes Romanised and Islam never takes hold. Roman Paganism however remains and Crusifixions are a popular thing to watch on tv. I wish for boobies. Edited February 1, 2016 by Kinharia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Granted, but the zoo wants them back. I prefer tits myself, they're much cuter. I wish for a bottle of whiskey. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullmiser Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Granted, but It's from a replicator, and has synthehol instead of alcohol, and has no bite to it. I wish for erectile dysfunction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusGear Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Granted, but it dysfunctions so badly it occasionally bursts into flames. I wish I was a mime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Granted, unfortunately one of the Chocobo's goes crazy and runs into the crowd and injures you. You can never see or hear again. I wish my pub would have unlimited lemonade that I could sell for a higher price per pint than I currently do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Granted but your patrons now have unlimited lemonade fights and all additional income is spent on cleaning expenses. I wish I had necromancer powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Zop said: Granted but your patrons now have unlimited lemonade fights and all additional income is spent on cleaning expenses. Worth it. Granted. You can only raise the things you have consumed. Whilst they are in your stomach still. I wish I wasn't bored right now and/or tired enough to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Granted. You now never get bored. With no real reason to do anything for your own entertainment, your life devolves into nothing but working, eating and sleeping. I wish this hot chocolate tasted nicer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Granted. It tastes so good that all other hot chocolates tastes like literal shit in comparision I wish to never die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Granted, but you are forever trapped in the temple Xanadu, like that one song from Rush. I wish Iron Maiden would come to Cleveland 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Granted, but it's an actual iron maiden. And you got the VIP pass to get inside. I wish my coffee wasn't so bitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Granted, you're coffee is no longer bitter but now you are because it's too sweet. I wish I could eat all that Easter candy without fattening up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Granted, but your teeth rot and you still get diabetes. I wish I could go auto racing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Granted. The car explodes upon ignition, you survive but are entirely dependant on others for the rest of your life. I wish that GWAR would come on a European tour and play in Ireland with all their stage performing antics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Granted, but the drummer walks off stage mid-set, and the band breaks up the next day. I wish I had infinite funds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Grizzle Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Granted, you become mad with power and fund your own presidential canpaign, and after you've 'miraculously' been elected you end up starting WW3. I wish I had my own bakery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Granted. But you bake products that no one likes and go out of business. 55 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: Granted, but the drummer walks off stage mid-set, and the band breaks up the next day. BEST. SHOW. EVER! I wish I had the power to magically summon turnips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Granted, but nobody likes turnips, and they all rot and emit a horrid stench. I wish I could travel anywhere I wanted in the world, when I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 You now possess a lifetime's free pass for RyanAir. Enjoy your deep-vein thrombosis. I wish that everything I touched turned to pure AWESOME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Granted, mobsters kidnap you and cut your hands off for their own use. I wish I foxes were common, domesticated household pets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 hour ago, DrGravitas said: Granted, mobsters kidnap you and cut your hands off for their own use. Nah, as soon as they touch me they become pure AWESOME, realise that crime is NOT COOL MAN, and let me go with a formal apology (Skip meh) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Granted. All other pets are now forbidden. I wish i get through thia job application without too much fuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Grizzle Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Granted, you finish the application without any issues but flunk the interview. (Probably not the best thing to read if you're worried about getting the job) I wish to be your official cake taster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 We here at Gravitas Uranium Cake Productions would love to have you on board! I wish I had a rocket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Granted! Here you go! I wish I actually liked some food that was good for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 You have an insatiable craving for crickets and grubs. Hakuna matata, bitches. I wish I could operate any and every vehicle like a seasoned pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Grizzle Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Granted, you can operate any and every vehicle like a pro that's been seasoned with herbs and spices, which get in your eyes and cause you to crash. I wish someone would hug me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Granted, but it's a 500 pound SJW who never showers because showers are instruments of the Patriarchy. I wish Ted Cruz wasn't so damn creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Granted, the added charisma boosts his popularity without affecting his agenda. I wish I were President of the United States of America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Granted, but on the first week in the White House Russia nukes the US. I wish there wasn't so much shit going on right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Granted. Now there's nothing happening at all and it's incredibly boring. I wish for pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Granted. It's pi. I wish for a home in the highlands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Granted! Enjoy your new home in Kurdistan, the Highlands of Iraq! I wish the weather was as good at the weekend as it usually is mid-week when I'm stuck in a hot, stuffy office. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Granted! We're sending you to the sun, where you will never freeze again for the rest of your life! I wish I could get a day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Half-Note said: Granted! We're sending you to the sun, where you will never freeze again for the rest of your life! I wish I could get a day off. granted. You got hit by a car on your way to work. Whats even *more* annoying is that you werent seriously hurt, but just had to spend all day in the hospital answering questions and stuff. You work 8am the next day. I wish I could find my charger. : / Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liovaire Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 42 minutes ago, Lemon said: granted. You got hit by a car on your way to work. Whats even *more* annoying is that you werent seriously hurt, but just had to spend all day in the hospital answering questions and stuff. You work 8am the next day. I wish I could find my charger. : / Granted, But you misplace the appliance it is for, this situation reverses each time you find either item. I wish i had the effort to post more. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Granted, you start an art thread for photoshopped works and draw progress but this saps your will to chat on Discord. I wish my meetings would start on time and stop pushing my lunch back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Grizzle Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Granted, your next meeting starts on time, but is moved forward without you knowing and you end up arriving late. I wish that no matter what, I was guaranteed to have enough money to feed myself for the rest of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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