Toshabi Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 And its all thanks to 108 year old truck drivers spending 5 minutes to make a turn out of my condo complex. If I were any smarter, I'd make a time machine to go back in time, march up to you and gnaw off your legs so you couldn't drive that 2 ton piece of shit in the future. Now Toshabi's buns hurt from doing a 200 meter mad dash to the trolley from the parking lot to barely make it in. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN OLD TIMER AND I HOPE YOUR CONDO FILLED WITH CATS RIP OUT YOUR HAIR TODAY! tl;dr 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Came here expecting Nicki Minaj Was disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Oh okay. I couldn't tell you why, but I was expecting another reason for your horrible crocbuns to be hurting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 It's cuz you're butt tried eating a dick too fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 get someone to rub them also nice raccoon picture, I approve 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 I didn't know crocs had buns 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Joel said: I didn't know crocs had buns Everyone has buns. Trust me I'm an expert ;3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Butts are a mammalian novelty, because the muscles which pull our legs posteriorly attach to the pelvic girdle, instead of the tail. Everything else has a tail-butt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Toshabi used Dragon Rage. It wasn't very effective. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 maybe next time you should keep your bread at home instead of taking it with you. :u 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, Saxon said: Butts are a mammalian novelty, because the muscles which pull our legs posteriorly attach to the pelvic girdle, instead of the tail. Everything else has a tail-butt. So what your saying is that it's biologically impossible to have a large tail (ie crocodile, kangroo, otter, etc.) AND a nice ass? You learn something new every day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 1 hour ago, PastryOfApathy said: Oh okay. I couldn't tell you why, but I was expecting another reason for your horrible crocbuns to be hurting. I dont use my legs to sprint. I get on my butt and twerk at the speed of light to get me from A to B in a hurry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Strongbob said: So what your saying is that it's biologically impossible to have a large tail (ie crocodile, kangroo, otter, etc.) AND a nice ass? You learn something new every day. Kangaroos are mammals. So they have buttocks and a large heavy tail: Kangaroos require a heavy tail to balance, but lots of other mammals have reduced their tails, because they don't use them to supply direct locomotery power: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Toshabi said: I dont use my legs to sprint. I get on my butt and twerk at the speed of light to get me from A to B in a hurry. If this is true your buns should have really good endurance and be able to take quite a pounding 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Just now, Joel said: If this is true your buns should have really good endurance and be able to take quite a pounding Buns of steel, if you will. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Joel said: If this is true your buns should have really good endurance and be able to take quite a pounding God knows he deserves it. :V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: Buns of steel, if you will. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Joel said: I assume you do this every morning. ;p If you don't you better, since I'm gonna test your butt strength later! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 1 minute ago, PastryOfApathy said: I assume you do this every morning. ;p If you don't you better, since I'm gonna test your butt strength later! Please that's not the thing you're going to be testing your on the wrong side 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 18 minutes ago, Saxon said: Kangaroos are mammals. So they have buttocks and a large heavy tail: Kangaroos require a heavy tail to balance, but lots of other mammals have reduced their tails, because they don't use them to supply direct locomotery power: Yes, but could have have a nice looking ass (like this zebra here) and a large tail, or would you always end up with a funny looking tail butt thing when you attach a large tail base, like our kangaroo friend above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Just now, Strongbob said: Yes, but could have have a nice looking ass (like this zebra here) and a large tail, or would you always end up with a funny looking tail butt thing when you attach a large tail base, like our kangaroo friend above. Intergluteal cleft not really possible with fat tail between bum cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 27 minutes ago, Saxon said: All I could think of was this ostrich 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Joel said: All I could think of was this ostrich PHBHBFFFRRRRRRT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 YUP I'M ON A FURRY FORUM ALRIGHT YESSIRREE BOBBY JOE, AM I ON A FUCKING FURRY FORUM 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 This thread was worth reading. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 20 minutes ago, Joel said: Please that's not the thing you're going to be testing your on the wrong side omg joel you're embarrassing me right now keep going 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 I too hate when my buns hurt. It's awful when your breakfast screams in agony. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 11 minutes ago, Recel said: I too hate when my buns hurt. It's awful when your breakfast screams in agony. You should see mine, all I want is a fucking chip buttie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 7 hours ago, Sir Gibby said: You should see mine, all I want is a fucking chip buttie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 This bun hurts too. Its injured. Uh by the way, would not recommend looking up "Bunnies wearing bandages". Not really what I was looking for. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: This bun hurts too. Its injured. Uh by the way, would not recommend looking up "Bunnies wearing bandages". Not really what I was looking for. bless <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Shouldn't have had sex with me then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 On 9/4/2016 at 3:27 PM, Tyranno said: Shouldn't have had sex with me then HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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