#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 I must be doing something right. I just found $40 on the sidewalk. What should I spend it on? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 9 minutes ago, #00Buck said: I must be doing something right. I just found $40 on the sidewalk. What should I spend it on? You should give it back to her, she needs that for more Queen merchandise! 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 minute ago, DrGravitas said: You should give it back to her, she needs that for more Queen merchandise! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 It's mine. I was just there and dropped it. Send it to me, immediately! *brandishes a menacing fish-scaler* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 50 minutes ago, DrGravitas said: You should give it back to her, she needs that for more Queen merchandise! Friggin beat me to it... Anyway I think we should be asking who put the money on sidewalk in the first place. In all seriousness, possible uses: Dinner, maybe with a friend, Could cover movies and some food there, with a friend, Donate it, Buy a gift, for a friend, FURRY ART CUMMISHIUNZ (Could be gift for a friend! Or for you, I mean you did find it.) And much, much more! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Spend half of it on superglue. Exchange the rest for quarters. Go downtown. Hilarity ensues. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 44 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Friggin beat me to it... Anyway I think we should be asking who put the money on sidewalk in the first place. In all seriousness, possible uses: Dinner, maybe with a friend, Could cover movies and some food there, with a friend, Donate it, Buy a gift, for a friend, FURRY ART CUMMISHIUNZ (Could be gift for a friend! Or for you, I mean you did find it.) And much, much more! Hmm... I've been thinking about doing a bass detective comic. 7 minutes ago, Victor-933 said: Spend half of it on superglue. Exchange the rest for quarters. Go downtown. Hilarity ensues. After I sniff the glue what do I do with the quarters downtown? 1 hour ago, Fossa-Boy said: It's mine. I was just there and dropped it. Send it to me, immediately! *brandishes a menacing fish-scaler* Threats don't work. You have to be nice to me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 If the money is associated with any dropped wallet or identification it needs to go to the police. If I found money lying on the street, and did not need it to subsist, I would probably give it to a charity, because at least then it's going to a good cause and I wouldn't feel like I was benefiting from somebody's misfortune. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Why is this a rant? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalletFace Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 34 minutes ago, Saxon said: If I found money lying on the street, and did not need it to subsist, I would probably give it to a charity, because at least then it's going to a good cause and I wouldn't feel like I was benefiting from somebody's misfortune. I did this when I was really young, and my mother yelled at me for it. I'm glad I always did, though. Finding a decent charity is a little much for some people, though. I recommend giving to charity, but not just any despite it being only $40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 33 minutes ago, Saxon said: If I found money lying on the street, and did not need it to subsist, I would probably give it to a charity, because at least then it's going to a good cause and I wouldn't feel like I was benefiting from somebody's misfortune. Yep, and there's no better charity than the save the Fossa foundation. So just send it along to me, and I'll make sure it goes to saving Fossas. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Wow @Sidewalk Surfboard Buck took your 40 bucks rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, #00Buck said: After I sniff the glue what do I do with the quarters downtown? Put them in a sock and cold-cock a mime with it. Hilarious! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Why is this a rant? I HATE IT WHEN I FIND FREE MONEY GOD DAMNIT. SO IF YOU EVER WANT TO ANNOY ME JUST SEND ME FREE MONEY I'LL BE SO ANNOYED GRRRR Just now, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I HATE IT WHEN I FIND FREE MONEY GOD DAMNIT. SO IF YOU EVER WANT TO ANNOY ME JUST SEND ME FREE MONEY I'LL BE SO ANNOYED GRRRR 25 minutes ago, Victor-933 said: Put them in a sock and cold-cock a mime with it. Hilarious! Also I am not genuinely curious if it is cold-clock or cold-cock. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 12 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Also I am not genuinely curious if it is cold-clock or cold-cock. Well socks are good for cold cocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Why is this a rant? I've been having a crappy week so I'm too pissed off to be happy. So I'm ranting that I found the money. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 25 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I HATE IT WHEN I FIND FREE MONEY GOD DAMNIT. SO IF YOU EVER WANT TO ANNOY ME JUST SEND ME FREE MONEY I'LL BE SO ANNOYED GRRRR Also I am not genuinely curious if it is cold-clock or cold-cock. Cock. Like one cocks their head to the side. Involuntarily done, as from a blow to the head, would be said to have been done cold. Alternatively, cold could be said to be sudden or all at once as in to quit cold-turkey. Cold-cock, to turn someone's head for them forcefully. ... Or maybe I just made that up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Fossa-Boy said: Yep, and there's no better charity than the save the Fossa foundation. So just send it along to me, and I'll make sure it goes to saving Fossas. Hmm... You did threaten me earlier... So nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: I've been having a crappy week so I'm too pissed off to be happy. So I'm ranting that I found the money. Oh if you're angry then I definitely recommend cold cocking someone. Or popping, locking and cocking someone. I mean there's a lot of cock related things you can do with money, apparently. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Oh if you're angry then I definitely recommend cold cocking someone. Or popping, locking and cocking someone. I mean there's a lot of cock related things you can do with money, apparently. Yeah, but those don't really interest me. Still wondering what to do with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: Yeah, but those don't really interest me. Still wondering what to do with it. Whatever you do, sharing it with somebody for a dinner or something would probably improve your mood as well as theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Whatever you do, sharing it with somebody for a dinner or something would probably improve your mood as well as theirs. This is true. I cooked dinner tonight but maybe I will take someone out to dinner. This is a decent suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Yeah, but those don't really interest me. Still wondering what to do with it. Cold-cunt somebody? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Butts 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, Socketosis said: Cold-cunt somebody? Oh! 2 minutes ago, Lucyfish said: Butts Woah! This thread is getting harsh money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Booze or CDs. Or comic books. But probably booze. $40 will get you a nice bottle of bourbon. Or a really big bottle of an okay bourbon! Or two big bottles of less-than-okay bourbon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Conker said: Booze or CDs. Or comic books. But probably booze. $40 will get you a nice bottle of bourbon. Or a really big bottle of an okay bourbon! Or two big bottles of less-than-okay bourbon! I'm in Canada. $40 gets you some cheap ass cinnamon whiskey. Anything decent is like $100 here but I guess I'm bout halfway there. But I got a lot of good booze here and I never touch most of it so I don't think I'll buy booze with it. CD's? What are you in the dark ages. It's not money from 1993. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, #00Buck said: I'm in Canada. $40 gets you some cheap ass cinnamon whiskey. Anything decent is like $100 here but I guess I'm bout halfway there. But I got a lot of good booze here and I never touch most of it so I don't think I'll buy booze with it. CD's? What are you in the dark ages. It's not money from 1993. I'm sorry you're from Canada I mean, other than the awesome health care, shitty booze prices has to make it not worthwhile. Also, CDs are awesome. Fuck you just because my collection isn't BD dildos or whatever it is furfags and Canadians collect >:[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Conker said: I'm sorry you're from Canada I mean, other than the awesome health care, shitty booze prices has to make it not worthwhile. Also, CDs are awesome. Fuck you just because my collection isn't BD dildos or whatever it is furfags and Canadians collect >:[ I don't think $40 is enough to buy a BD dill. Yes Canadian booze prices do cancel out the effect of our shitty health care system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 14 minutes ago, #00Buck said: I don't think $40 is enough to buy a BD dill. Yes Canadian booze prices do cancel out the effect of our shitty health care system. I mean, i'ts like a 1/3 of a BD dill. Just go steel more money from Sidewalk Surfboard again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Conker said: I mean, i'ts like a 1/3 of a BD dill. Just go steel more money from Sidewalk Surfboard again! Well, that's probably more than I could handle anyways. Can I buy just the top 1/3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: Well, that's probably more than I could handle anyways. Can I buy just the top 1/3? I don't see why not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, Conker said: I don't see why not. Does that makes this $$$ money = Dill Dough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Buy several packages of Plastic Army Men so now you have your personal army to do your bidding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 8 minutes ago, Kosha said: Buy several packages of Plastic Army Men so now you have your personal army to do your bidding. I'd rather give people hypnosis and turn them into by obedient servants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 I'd rob Sidewalk too. You should buy 40 packs of M&Ms 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Terminal7 said: I'd rob Sidewalk too. You should buy 40 packs of M&Ms Actually the halloween candy is on sale right now. I do love M&M's but I'm trying to lose weight. But if I was still in fat mode this would be a fun idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Lemon said: Wow @Sidewalk Surfboard Buck took your 40 bucks rude 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 12 minutes ago, Sylver said: A book, some coffee/snacks, and a quiet afternoon Hahahahhahahhahahhahahhaha! Ah, that's funny. 12 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Sorry. Rolfe De Wolfe and Beach Bear would have taken it too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/official-donald-trump-make-america-great-again-cap-orange-camo that's what i would do, anyway that or groceries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Gator said: https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/official-donald-trump-make-america-great-again-cap-orange-camo that's what i would do, anyway that or groceries I'll get that next time I'm in America. Groceries are boring. 1 minute ago, Sylver said: *hides book* y-yeah haha.. who reads these days only gay people read books *crying internally* *stops punching a book reading nerd in the face* Sorry, did you say something? I'm busy beating the crap out of some nerd who likes to read. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 I found $40 on a bike ride once sticking out of a hillside in the back country. It looked like it had been there for years. Sort of weird actually. I used it to buy beer for all of my friends and there was much rejoicing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Community Update: I asked my sweetie if she wanted the lucky $40. She said "nah you keep it." Then she changed her mind and said "split it?" So we each took a bill and looked down at it and the Queen was scowling at us like "you didn't earn this." Then we put the money in our wallets. So now I have $20 to spend. Options are a bit smaller now but hey it's still going to be great to get something for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 1 hour ago, #00Buck said: Community Update: I asked my sweetie if she wanted the lucky $40. She said "nah you keep it." Then she changed her mind and said "split it?" So we each took a bill and looked down at it and the Queen was scowling at us like "you didn't earn this." Then we put the money in our wallets. So now I have $20 to spend. Options are a bit smaller now but hey it's still going to be great to get something for free. You just had to mention the Queen didn't you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Make something on the budget of $20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 12 hours ago, Saxon said: If I found money lying on the street, and did not need it to subsist, I would probably give it to a charity, because at least then it's going to a good cause and I wouldn't feel like I was benefiting from somebody's misfortune. what a shame. if i lost money id hope whoever found it went and had a good time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 16 hours ago, #00Buck said: I must be doing something right. I just found $40 on the sidewalk. What should I spend it on? How is this a rant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: what a shame. if i lost money id hope whoever found it went and had a good time. On this subject, I once dropped my wallet when I was fumbling for a library card, and while I was inside the library a good Samaritan came and found me to give it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 3 hours ago, Chaosmasterdelta said: How is this a rant? I'm not currently happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 3 hours ago, #00Buck said: I'm not currently happy. Well how do you think I feel, huh!? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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