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2 minutes ago, Recel said:

I leave for ten minutes and you guys are already fantasising about humping dragons...

It's a marked improvement from robots.

I just assume everyone I meet here wants to do it with some sort of mythical creature. It makes things less surprising down the line.

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14 minutes ago, Vae said:

You act like I'm not consistently here or something.

You are a turtle Vae. Not a dragon.

 

14 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

why not

Because Mentova asked it. Never answer Mentovas creepy sex questions. He's not looking for an answer. He's looking for a victim. :V

12 minutes ago, Onnes said:

It's a marked improvement from robots.

I just assume everyone I meet here wants to do it with some sort of mythical creature. It makes things less surprising down the line.

Saying that after following me a minute ago makes me feel uneasy. :V

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14 minutes ago, Onnes said:

Timing is everything.

I wrote post after post than deleted it... I just can't replay to this. You broke my brain with three words. Thank god it wasn't "I love you" at least!

4 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

I'm not a victim if I'm willing

Hope you say the same thing in court after Mentova sues you for seducing him and defiling his body. You really think this "I'm lonely, screw me!" act is really for pleasure? It's all about cold, hard cash... so he can buy cold, hard bad dragon toys for pleasure.

Wait... so it is for pleasure in the end? Huh. The more you know.

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34 minutes ago, Recel said:

Hope you say the same thing in court after Mentova sues you for seducing him and defiling his body. You really think this "I'm lonely, screw me!" act is really for pleasure? It's all about cold, hard cash... so he can buy cold, hard bad dragon toys for pleasure.

Wait... so it is for pleasure in the end? Huh. The more you know.

What money is he going to get off a student xD

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14 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

What money is he going to get off a student xD

The money you used to talk to people on the internet will go into crowd funding the new XXXL Dragon Dildo with built in lube dispenser. The money you use to buy food will go towards Blow Me Marry dolls. Your electrical bill will buy him the much needed Taze Me Tittilizer. Your rent will get him the Sex Dungeon Starter Kit. The money you buy cloths from will fund a full set of Latex Supreme Suit. Your tuition money will net him a year subscription to One Man Orgy magazine. And any remaining income of yours will be forwarded to a giant, pure gold fox penis statue he is saving up for to place in his garden.

You are no student in his eyes! Just another stepping stone to reach the top of his career as a slut.

You won't be the first victim... nor the last. Remember! I warned you! Remember it well before he comes in to silence me with reasons such as "Dude, you're going overboard with this." or "Keep it clean folks!" and "Yo' mama!".  ...forget that last one... Remember! Remember my words!

Don't let him reach the top! Don't let him become the ultimate slut! The prophecy foretold this day! Nosferatus! Gandhi! That little annoying kid down the street! They all foretold the end! Won't you believe us? Won't you believe someone who wrote a whole long post of utter bullshit over a subject that doesn't even matter and was a joke to begin with? How blind must you be!

All you have to do to escape this terrible fate is to buy my new album. I didn't make it yet but fund me anyway on Kickstarter! I have pretty pictures and a written promise that I will finish it someday. Is a few hundred million dollars too much to ask for to save your life? To save the world!?

Just look Mentova in the eyes. Stare deep into them. He has the devil in his eyes! The devil! Is a small donation too much to ask for to save the eyesight through plastic surgery of such a timid little creature? Have you no heart? Would you let him see red for the rest of his life? ...Uhm... I mean, he has the devil in his eyes! He will bring the apocalypse!

Still can't trust me? Have you ever met anyone who can write so much bullshit in one sitting and be not trustworthy? I haven't! But wait! There's more!

If you don't answer Mentova's dragon question, we'll throw in a free key chain! Just 9.99 per no answer, for free! You also qualify to take chance at a new raffle, where you will be painted with Mentova, in bed, in his sex dungeon, in a Super Latex suit, with not one, but two Blow Me Marrys as company, playing a game of Monopoly. And if you order now you will be winning that game of Monopoly... for free! Have you heard of such a deal before? I haven't! And if you are still reading this far, I truly applaud your effort. But I'm terribly sorry to inform you... I'm not done yet.

If you reject him you will become a star! In the sky! Literally! We have a shuttle ready to take you, the lucky one out of a million winner into space! No suit, supplies, food or water included in the package. Do not wash. Warning, may contain traces of raisin.

And finally, the biggest reason of all. The cream al le cream. The top of the shelf. The topping of the cake. The Alpha and the Delta (no Omega included due to a recent lawsuit with PeTa). If we propose you made it this far. You read this post from top to bottom, and took it to heart. Than hopefully learned the meaning and true aim of it. You never. And I mean never! ... reply with a smiley to a mad man. All sorts of crazy things might happen. People might get hurt, houses crumble and families destroyed. Don't worry! That just happens one or two times... a day.

So please. For the good of all. Don't answer Mentova's dragon sex question. I did my best to prove my point. I told you all you need to know. I put all my reasoning and social skills to the test. To show you that you can only do one thing. Look Mentova in the eye, grin, and say this:

"Gee Mentova, I would sure like to bang a dragon with you any day!"

And now you know the truth. If you managed to read this far you are officially part of the Illuminate. Well, not officially, but I know a guy who knows a guy who seen a guy who overheard a guy seeing a guy who was talking to a guy about being a member of Illuminate. Seek him out and claim your membership.

I could go on, teaching you even more. But as a teacher, it would be evil to rob you of the experience of experiencing this experiment. You have much to learn.

 

 

...Will I get my complimentary ban with this post, Mentova?

 

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2 minutes ago, Recel said:

The money you used to talk to people on the internet will go into crowd funding the new XXXL Dragon Dildo with built in lube dispenser. The money you use to buy food will go towards Blow Me Marry dolls. Your electrical bill will buy him the much needed Taze Me Tittilizer. Your rent will get him the Sex Dungeon Starter Kit. The money you buy cloths from will fund a full set of Latex Supreme Suit. Your tuition money will net him a year subscription to One Man Orgy magazine. And any remaining income of yours will be forwarded to a giant, pure gold fox penis statue he is saving up for to place in his garden.

You are no student in his eyes! Just another stepping stone to reach the top of his career as a slut.

You won't be the first victim... nor the last. Remember! I warned you! Remember it well before he comes in to silence me with reasons such as "Dude, you're going overboard with this." or "Keep it clean folks!" and "Yo' mama!".  ...forget that last one... Remember! Remember my words!

Don't let him reach the top! Don't let him become the ultimate slut! The prophecy foretold this day! Nosferatus! Gandhi! That little annoying kid down the street! They all foretold the end! Won't you believe us? Won't you believe someone who wrote a whole long post of utter bullshit over a subject that doesn't even matter and was a joke to begin with? How blind must you be!

All you have to do to escape this terrible fate is to buy my new album. I didn't make it yet but fund me anyway on Kickstarter! I have pretty pictures and a written promise that I will finish it someday. Is a few hundred million dollars too much to ask for to save your life? To save the world!?

Just look Mentova in the eyes. Stare deep into them. He has the devil in his eyes! The devil! Is a small donation too much to ask for to save the eyesight through plastic surgery of such a timid little creature? Have you no heart? Would you let him see red for the rest of his life? ...Uhm... I mean, he has the devil in his eyes! He will bring the apocalypse!

Still can't trust me? Have you ever met anyone who can write so much bullshit in one sitting and be not trustworthy? I haven't! But wait! There's more!

If you don't answer Mentova's dragon question, we'll throw in a free key chain! Just 9.99 per no answer, for free! You also qualify to take chance at a new raffle, where you will be painted with Mentova, in bed, in his sex dungeon, in a Super Latex suit, with not one, but two Blow Me Marrys as company, playing a game of Monopoly. And if you order now you will be winning that game of Monopoly... for free! Have you heard of such a deal before? I haven't! And if you are still reading this far, I truly applaud your effort. But I'm terribly sorry to inform you... I'm not done yet.

If you reject him you will become a star! In the sky! Literally! We have a shuttle ready to take you, the lucky one out of a million winner into space! No suit, supplies, food or water included in the package. Do not wash. Warning, may contain traces of raisin.

And finally, the biggest reason of all. The cream al le cream. The top of the shelf. The topping of the cake. The Alpha and the Delta (no Omega included due to a recent lawsuit with PeTa). If we propose you made it this far. You read this post from top to bottom, and took it to heart. Than hopefully learned the meaning and true aim of it. You never. And I mean never! ... reply with a smiley to a mad man. All sorts of crazy things might happen. People might get hurt, houses crumble and families destroyed. Don't worry! That just happens one or two times... a day.

So please. For the good of all. Don't answer Mentova's dragon sex question. I did my best to prove my point. I told you all you need to know. I put all my reasoning and social skills to the test. To show you that you can only do one thing. Look Mentova in the eye, grin, and say this:

"Gee Mentova, I would sure like to bang a dragon with you any day!"

And now you know the truth. If you managed to read this far you are officially part of the Illuminate. Well, not officially, but I know a guy who knows a guy who seen a guy who overheard a guy seeing a guy who was talking to a guy about being a member of Illuminate. Seek him out and claim your membership.

I could go on, teaching you even more. But as a teacher, it would be evil to rob you of the experience of experiencing this experiment. You have much to learn.

 

 

...Will I get my complimentary ban with this post, Mentova?

 

draw me porn and maybe

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4 minutes ago, Mentova said:

Nah I read most of it, and I like slutty porn :C

...most of it... which directly translates to "I just skimmed over it. To much effort to read. You want me to read that? That?? Are you nuts? Give me free porn instead. I deserve it after the tiring process of not reading a single word!" in Latin. Don't question me! I can think Latin!

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2 minutes ago, Recel said:

...most of it... which directly translates to "I just skimmed over it. To much effort to read. You want me to read that? That?? Are you nuts? Give me free porn instead. I deserve it after the tiring process of not reading a single word!" in Latin. Don't question me! I can think Latin!

Nuh uh I did read most of it :C

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>Get invited to a Skype group

>It's full of furfags, one of which is a latex fetish person since it's his fucking name

>"Whatever, I'm always up to act like a faggot in Skype."

>Suddenly everyone's bitching about me about modding decisions I supposedly made and I'm confused as fuck

>Apparently people think I'm the head mod of an erotic Undertale RP chatroom on fucking f-list

>This is who I apparently am

>"Currently seeking: Humans to bang and murder afterwards, but furries are fine too!"

>Apparently I'm an asshole for making that bitch Alphys a mod

I have no f-list account and I must scream...

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16 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said:

>Get invited to a Skype group

>It's full of furfags, one of which is a latex fetish person since it's his fucking name

>"Whatever, I'm always up to act like a faggot in Skype."

>Suddenly everyone's bitching about me about modding decisions I supposedly made and I'm confused as fuck

>Apparently people think I'm the head mod of an erotic Undertale RP chatroom on fucking f-list

>This is who I apparently am

>"Currently seeking: Humans to bang and murder afterwards, but furries are fine too!"

>Apparently I'm an asshole for making that bitch Alphys a mod

I have no f-list account and I must scream...

 

I think you should just roll with it and pretend you are this person.

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31 minutes ago, Pignog said:

woke up this morning to something gnawing at something in my room, but couldn't find it. My landlady's had a rat problem before, im going to die dotn forget me

 

Buy and set up some traps. Use bread crumbs with peanut butter on them. If there are rats and you set up the traps right, they'll be caught within a few hours. Don't use sticky traps, because then they can just hop away. Use the classic snapping ones that kill. I've had rat/mouse problems and this solves them. I'm afraid of the things.

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1 hour ago, 6tails said:

Never had a problem with quality glue traps. They stick so well that the mouse/rat can't escape back into the hole it crawled from, and I have a bitch of a time getting it off my hand if I just barely touch it.

One time when I was living in a trailer we had sticky traps set up and one time in the middle of the night I woke up to hear flapping sounds coming from the hallway outside my bedroom door. It was a mouse with only one or two legs stuck to the trap that was hopping around the hallway. I didn't know what to do and the hallway led to my parents bedroom so my fear of mice and rats led me to just go back to my room, close the door, and seal the door up as tightly as possible with barricades and the like and just went back to bed. The next morning it was nowhere to be found.

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man i feel good. slept four hours after finishing my hardest exam, and i feel like i did okay on it. now i get to go pick up my first paycheck~ (it's only like 20 dollars or so, doing an offhand drumset gig whose payroll is through the school.)

1 hour ago, Battlechili said:

One time when I was living in a trailer we had sticky traps set up and one time in the middle of the night I woke up to hear flapping sounds coming from the hallway outside my bedroom door. It was a mouse with only one or two legs stuck to the trap that was hopping around the hallway. I didn't know what to do and the hallway led to my parents bedroom so my fear of mice and rats led me to just go back to my room, close the door, and seal the door up as tightly as possible with barricades and the like and just went back to bed. The next morning it was nowhere to be found.

careful. this is how evolution starts, soon they'll be impervious to mice traps :v

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22 hours ago, DrGravitas said:

Just settin' my ground rules!

In that case:

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(It's practically obligatory :P original by Hattonslayden)

this is a beautiful image

 

22 hours ago, DrGravitas said:

Just settin' my ground rules!

In that case:

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(It's practically obligatory :P original by Hattonslayden)

 

22 hours ago, DrGravitas said:

Just settin' my ground rules!

In that case:

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(It's practically obligatory :P original by Hattonslayden)

ugh...mobile sucks

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I have a job party this weekend. I thought not to go since Im just going to be awkward and not fun over there. But then I figured I should go because I should force myself to be more social or something.

...my coworker said I could bring a friend. You start to realize how little good friends you have when you cant think of anyone to bring.

Maybe I should just back out...

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