#00Buck Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 S Wheeler was a victorian shitlord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 We don't have a tp holder, so it just sits on the wash machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 At my place:How I leave it at other people's places: Because people are horrible and deserve every injustice I can visit upon them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) I dont have a holder so it goes anywhere it's accessible x3 Edited November 24, 2015 by grassfed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellan Meig'h Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Obviously, none of you have a cat. We have to keep ours under, to keep the cat from doing her thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 At least you get to clean your asshole with it after you defecate over this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) it's proper etiquette to use the toilet roll over. using it under will increase the chance your guest's hands will touch the wall, which isn't always a pleasant experience when using the restroom at someone elses house. you, as the host, are supposed to prevent this and thus hang your rolls in the over position. Edited November 24, 2015 by Caledonian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 it's proper etiquette to use the toilet roll over. using it under will increase the chance your guest's hands will touch the wall, which isn't always a pleasant experience when using the restroom at someone elses house. you, as the host, are supposed to prevent this and therefore hang your rolls in the over position.Shit walls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Shit walls! exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 What, are these people standing up to shit and/or wipe their ass?Standing up makes more sense. The other choice is putting your hand down into the bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 under. fuck your rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 under. fuck your rulesYou are a monster. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 You are a monster.Scales for skin, sharp fangs, sharp claws... Yup... no shit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Lean forward far enough so your ass comes up off of the bowl slightly, wipe.bu- but that's really hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 Lean forward far enough so your ass comes up off of the bowl slightly, wipe.Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 So you'd rather stand up and smear shit even further across your ass cheeks? Like a little scat, eh? ;3How does it make a difference? The biology is the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I wash my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 I wash my ass.How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Toilet douche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 Toilet douche.Does it come with bags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 The effort required to clean is lower as the surface area to clean is lower.I don't see this being the case at all. Your ass is the same size no matter what position you are in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 under. fuck your rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 The area you have to wipe decreases because you aren't smearing shit all over your cheeks like what happens when you stand up.Are your shits so messy that they cover your ass instead of just your butthole? Maybe then I can see why you'd have to clean the same area.Nah, I mostly don't have to wipe at all. I think you're the one with the problem. Maybe you should see a doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 Nope. My shits are solid and slide out nice and easy, it's one swipe with TP (usually nothing on it) and done.But my diet isn't shit, either. Yeah, me too but I'm standing when I do it. I think your whole poo smearing theory might apply to people with the shitz or no control over their limbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 What a shitty conversation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 This thread got nasty!That said, I think you both have virtually the same idea, and are arguing semantics more than anything. Then again, #00Buck is a bass; he doesn't have any butt cheeks to smear on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 What a shitty conversation. Don't poo poo our discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Don't poo poo our discussion. That's what furries are best at! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I didn't learn people wiped sitting down until maybe a month ago and I was completely baffled. The area you have to wipe decreases because you aren't smearing shit all over your cheeks like what happens when you stand up.That doesn't make any sense, that simply doesn't happen. I'm OK (albeit confused) with whatever you do, but don't try to justify it with some weird excuse. It's simply a preference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pheonixbat Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 What if I'm out in the wild and have to use leaves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crunchy Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 What if I'm out in the wild and have to use leaves?Then you roll your leaves up in a bunch like a NORMAL person! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I didn't learn people wiped sitting down until maybe a month ago and I was completely baffled. Thats how I felt learning people wipe standing up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I didn't learn people wiped sitting down until maybe a month ago and I was completely baffled. That doesn't make any sense, that simply doesn't happen. I'm OK (albeit confused) with whatever you do, but don't try to justify it with some weird excuse. It's simply a preference.hey whatever dude, if you like doin it the hard way then meh. Me, wiping sitting down is waaaaaay easier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 Yes, it does happen, and there is no excuse. Do you not understand that when you sit, your cheeks SPREAD, and when you stand up, they COMPRESS back together, SQUEEZING ANYTHING BACK THERE AND SMEARING IT AROUND?Pretty hilarious to be so ignorant of how your own body works when you've had all these years to familiarize yourself with it.You should get a first responder certification, then you get to learn about what we've termed "Rorschach ass."Dude it's an ass not a bank vault. There is no smearing. We've been over this. It's just a preference. If you're smearing stuff you are the one with a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 (edited) I have hammer shits so there's no smearing Edited November 25, 2015 by Phausk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 I have hammer shits so there's no smearing Wafflestomp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Mods close this thread this is the most shitty argument in existence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 Mods close this thread this is the most shitty argument in existenceJust wait for my scat thread.Soon.... But this one has to reach completion first. I need all the survey data. For my master plan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Toilet roll, what's that?I superglue my toilet brush to the floor with the bristle side up and scrape my insides with it by sitting on the end.. what, you mean, you people don't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Yes, it does happen, and there is no excuse. Do you not understand that when you sit, your cheeks SPREAD, and when you stand up, they COMPRESS back together, SQUEEZING ANYTHING BACK THERE AND SMEARING IT AROUND?Pretty hilarious to be so ignorant of how your own body works when you've had all these years to familiarize yourself with it.You should get a first responder certification, then you get to learn about what we've termed "Rorschach ass."Since you mentioned it, I'll use a Rorschach test as an analogy. Yeah, if you smear ink on both sides it gets everywhere. But put a little dab of ink in the exact center and press the sides together. Gee, a slightly messier dot, oh no. Are people [ink]ing lying on their side or something? I am telling you honestly this has never been a problem for me in all my years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 (edited) Since you mentioned it, I'll use a Rorschach test as an analogy. Yeah, if you smear ink on both sides it gets everywhere. But put a little dab of ink in the exact center and press the sides together. Gee, a slightly messier dot, oh no. Are people [ink]ing lying on their side or something? I am telling you honestly this has never been a problem for me in all my years.I know. The guy is obsessed with poo smearing. Which indicates a fetish of some sort. I guess we'll all find out when I post my scat thread.Until then we just have to wonder if he is a waffle stomper or a baby fur? Toilet roll, what's that?I superglue my toilet brush to the floor with the bristle side up and scrape my insides with it by sitting on the end.. what, you mean, you people don't?Is it super effective? Edited November 25, 2015 by #00Buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Which indicates a fetish of some sort. I guess we'll all find out when I post my scat thread.You have me hyped for it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Toilet roll, what's that?I superglue my toilet brush to the floor with the bristle side up and scrape my insides with it by sitting on the end.. what, you mean, you people don't?Good lord Dingo, I never thought Id hear something so creepy coming from you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 26, 2015 Author Share Posted November 26, 2015 Good lord Dingo, I never thought Id hear something so creepy coming from youToilet roll is the same as California Roll. Except instead of avocado you use shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 26, 2015 Author Share Posted November 26, 2015 Cool art work. Is that Banksy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellan Meig'h Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 If you have a cat in the house, it has to go UNDER! It could go over, but you'll be re-rolling the TP all the time. Your guests will question this and use a wash cloth instead. Want that going on? I don't. And . . . if you have a cat and go for the 'over' type of TP install, your cat may learn to flush the toilet for entertainment. Under. that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 There is only one way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 19, 2015 Author Share Posted December 19, 2015 20 hours ago, Yarra said: There is only one way. Proper TP roll position for the win! Everything else is just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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