Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Fuck this guy with a passion, fuck him, FUUUUCK HIMMMM I HATE HIM SOOOOO MUCH FUCKING HE USED TO MADE DECENT MOVIES BUT THEN THEY JUST TURNED TO SHIT AND HE TAINTED MY BABIES CURSE YOU SANDLER AND CURSE YOUR MOVIE "JUST GO WITH IT" FOR TAINTING MY FUCKING BABIES 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crunchy Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Adam Sandler is complete shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 We don't speak of Adam Sandler, here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 Just now, ZorroValdez said: We don't speak of Adam Sandler, here. GOOD BECAUSE HE'S A SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 You gonna watch his new Netflix series? :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 minute ago, DevilishlyHandsome49 said: You gonna watch his new Netflix series? :V NO PLS NO Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 I just looked it up, why did Pixels make back its budget and then some? Who is seeing these movies?! Why a Netflix? He doesn't need a Netflix! Shame on you, the Netflix! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 Just now, Toshabi said: Â Â Ok Happy Gilmore is an exception with me because it's the only movie of his I like. The one that really fuels my hate is fucking Just Go With It 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 tainted your what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 minute ago, Luka said: tainted your what? My babies, my fuckin' robot child, he went as low as to put one of my fucking favorite characters in his shittiest movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 11 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: NO PLS NO Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 3 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: My babies, my fuckin' robot child, he went as low as to put one of my fucking favorite characters in his shittiest movie this I am unaware of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 Just now, DevilishlyHandsome49 said: Â WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP) WAKE ME UP INSIDE (SAVE ME) Â 1 minute ago, grassfed said: this I am unaware of Look at it, look at it and cry violently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 jesus christ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 I think it's a well known fact that Adam Sandler is pretty terrible at this point. After the Happy Gilmore years, his movies just became total garbage and at this point he's trying so hard to stay relevant, but he's just not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 One of the very few actors I can't stand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikrit Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 thought he was pretty good in hotel transylvania, it showed he has the ability to act well, I just think he usually doesn't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Is it bad that I enjoyed Pixels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 It's the combination of his original fans growing up and his material getting old. In other words, THE PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lion Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 I think Troj has summed the issue up in a nutshell but I'll go ahead and add my analysis. The truth of the matter is that Adam Sandler's schtick hasn't really evolved, his stuff was kinda funny in the 90's because the 90's was a better time for slapsticky, middle of the road, low-brow comedies. Audiences were a little less PC and found stereotypes funnier and Sandler was young enough for his jerkass protagonist formula to work. Now that he and his audience are older and social norms have changed to reflect a different mindset his humor doesn't resonate with audiences anymore. There's a new level of dissonance to some of his recent films too. You see him in Grown Ups and Click, in these movies he has a family, he has children and a high paying job. Yet he's still acting irresponsible and immature, he's a dick to his friends, he's still trying to sell everyone that he's cool, he lies to his family and acts like he's still Billy Madison. He's almost 50, we don't want to see him pissing in a pool, making fat jokes and using fart humor. It just doesn't work, his characters are trying to evolve from the idiot bachelors he used to play but his humor hasn't changed. He hasn't grown as a comedian. There are a few of his movies I don't think are that bad, Hotel Transylvania, Anger Management (mostly for Jack Nicholson) and The Wedding Singer were passable enough. Hotel Transylvania is probably my favorite thing he's done though I can't deny it has it's obvious Adam Sandler movie moments. But on the whole he's gotten old, stale and he's just not funny anymore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) Adam Sandler is more sad than anything else. Just a guy that at one point made decent movies who effectively gave up in virtually every way until he's effectively only making movies so he can inflate the budget, fill it with shameless ads and pocket all the money. Edited December 9, 2015 by PastryOfApathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Actually, I think Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, and Jim Carrey have all been better in their few dramatic roles than most of their comedic ones, at least for me. I did like both Hotel Transylvania movies, though. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 hour ago, Troj said: Actually, I think Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, and Jim Carrey have all been better in their few dramatic roles than most of their comedic ones, at least for me. I did like both Hotel Transylvania movies, though. I think the difference is that Sandler's one good dramatic role is basically just a giant deconstruction of every character hes ever played, and that he simply doesn't care about acting. I've never seen Hotel Transylvania but chances are he didn't write it and he just got paid to do a goofy voice. Will Ferrell and Jim Carrey actually have like, artistic integrity and shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) Its not his fault that he plays in a lot of mediocre to bad movies, is it? I think the difference is that Sandler's one good dramatic role is basically just a giant deconstruction of every character hes ever played, and that he simply doesn't care about acting. I've never seen Hotel Transylvania but chances are he didn't write it and he just got paid to do a goofy voice. Will Ferrell and Jim Carrey actually have like, artistic integrity and shit. He plays the main character and actually gets really serious at times. His acting is believable in it, and it isn't all silly. And you should really watch Hotel Translyvania. Genndy Tartakovsky made it. In other words, the guy who made Dexter's Laboratory, the original 2D Star Wars Clone Wars cartoon, Samurai Jack, and Sym-Bionic Titan. Edited December 9, 2015 by Battlechili Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 8 minutes ago, Battlechili said: Its not his fault that he plays in a lot of mediocre to bad movies, is it? He MAKES said bad movies so... yes, yes it is, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) We all know that Adam Sandler isn't human, but instead a hologram that comes from an inter-dimension of space ruled by parasitic higher beings that leech off lifeforms of lower intelligence, an act known as "Opening Weekend". We should be worried about the quality of his movies - that's a sign that he is becoming closer to his final form. Edited December 9, 2015 by Sar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 18 minutes ago, Sar said: We all know that Adam Sandler isn't human, but instead a hologram that comes from an inter-dimension of space ruled by paradisaic higher beings that leech off lifeforms of lower intelligence, an act known as "Opening Weekend". We should be worried about the quality of his movies - that's a sign that he is becoming closer to his final form. In other words: Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Just now, Eggdodger said: In other words: Â Yep. The documentary goes into good detail, including classified footage of a pack of holograms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) Here, maybe this will help: *Watches video himself* You know what? Showing this video was probably a bad thing. Edited December 9, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 4 hours ago, Battlechili said: Its not his fault that he plays in a lot of mediocre to bad movies, is it? He plays the main character and actually gets really serious at times. His acting is believable in it, and it isn't all silly. And you should really watch Hotel Translyvania. Genndy Tartakovsky made it. In other words, the guy who made Dexter's Laboratory, the original 2D Star Wars Clone Wars cartoon, Samurai Jack, and Sym-Bionic Titan. Maybe someday if it's on cable...and I actually get cable again. 11 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said: Is it bad that I enjoyed Pixels? It depends on the reason you enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I dunno man he taught me everything I know about comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinare Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I've never liked the guy and have always found him quite annoying. Never understood why he's so popular. I guess lots of people like unintelligent gross humor, though. Sillies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 adam sandler is... a stapler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumshoe Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 (edited) I used to like Sandler, mainly due to growing up in a family that still adore his comedy. Edited December 12, 2015 by Gumshoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Just now, Gumshoe said: I used to like Sandler, mainly due to growing up in a family that still adore his comedy. I'm told they have support programs for that, now. Have you considered an intervention? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumshoe Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Ginpanther said: I'm told they have support programs for that, now. Have you considered an intervention? I've already had mine.  It's called "growing up and discovering better sources for humor". It's probably the simplicity of the humor that made me like it as a kid.  A lot of kids laugh at silly faces and noises, right? Edited December 12, 2015 by Gumshoe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalletFace Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 5 hours ago, Pignog said: adam sandler is... a stapler. I thought that was Rob Schneider. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 ahh ya got me, all these terrible actors blend together 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 On 12/9/2015 at 3:12 AM, Lisek said: I just looked it up, why did Pixels make back its budget and then some? Who is seeing these movies?! Why a Netflix? He doesn't need a Netflix! Shame on you, the Netflix! Washed up mid lifers remembering the arcades of the 80s and pissing themselves because they'll never be young again, so they vicariously live thru Sandler's bargain bin flick in hopes they'll have the same level of youth and libido they had once upon a nutsack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 3 minutes ago, Ratmomma said: Washed up mid lifers remembering the arcades of the 80s and pissing themselves because they'll never be young again, so they vicariously live thru Sandler's bargain bin flick in hopes they'll have the same level of youth and libido they had once upon a nutsack. As someone who is a big part of the arcade/fighting game community I can tell you for sure than no arcade lovers went to see that movie. :B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Did It For The Cat Girls Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 8 minutes ago, Lucyfish said: As someone who is a big part of the arcade/fighting game community I can tell you for sure than no arcade lovers went to see that movie. :B That's because you guys have horrid taste in movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 1 minute ago, I Did It For The Cat Girls said: That's because you guys have horrid taste in movies. But I love you Stop making me cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 8 hours ago, I Did It For The Cat Girls said: That's because you guys have horrid taste in movies. What the fuck? No. The FGC is one of the only communities in existence capable of appreciating the modern masterpiece that is live-action Street Fighter movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 On 09/12/2015 at 8:12 AM, Lisek said: I just looked it up, why did Pixels make back its budget and then some? Who is seeing these movies?! Why a Netflix? He doesn't need a Netflix! Shame on you, the Netflix! You know what that means.. Prepare your asses for Pixels 2! Pass me the vodka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 On 12/11/2015 at 10:20 AM, Pignog said: adam sandler is... a stapler. But wait, he is also... a carrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valery91Thunder Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 (edited) On 9/12/2015 at 9:12 AM, Lisek said: I just looked it up, why did Pixels make back its budget and then some? He tricked us, he tricked all of us with the premise of videogames! D: And he didn't even do some research: Duck Hunt coming from a 1982 capsule? The fuck? Writing and acting left aside, though, I actually thought the visual effects for the videogames were pretty nice: the concept for some (especially the first person view Centipede) could be re-elaborated for one of those immersive laster-tag games. Now how cool would that be? 1 hour ago, DrDingo said: You know what that means.. Prepare your asses for Pixels 2! Pass me the vodka Oh, hell no. Tell me you're joking. Edited December 13, 2015 by Valery91Thunder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 12 hours ago, DrDingo said: You know what that means.. Prepare your asses for Pixels 2! Pass me the vodka WE DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH FILTH IN THIS FORUM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 11 hours ago, Valery91Thunder said: Writing and acting left aside, though, I actually thought the visual effects for the videogames were pretty nice: the concept for some (especially the first person view Centipede) could be re-elaborated for one of those immersive laster-tag games. Now how cool would that be? Well he did basically steal those concepts from the short film the move's technically based on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valery91Thunder Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 11 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: Well he did basically steal those concepts from the short film the move's technically based on. So in short, the only good thing about that movie is copied from someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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