Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 So, this chick in my 2nd period class is one of those Sonic fans. You know, the ones who obsess over Shadow the hedgehog and really bad fanfiction. I usually wouldn't mind this, but she keeps trying to talk to me about it. Over and over, every day, "Look at this fanfic!", "I love Silver the hedgehog!", "Read my fanfic!". It's super annoying, and it makes me feel bad about my obsessive love for the Rock Afire Explosion. I fear I'm as annoying as her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 But sonic sucks hard so it's alright to not care about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Show her what sonic the hedgehog is really like online, take her to the shamedom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) *eyes narrow* Â Sonic helps Genesis do what Nintendon't! D:Also, you're wrong, being a huge fan of obsolete musical animatronics from Chuck-E-Cheese is not really as bad as being a huge fan of Sonic. Â It's far, far, FAR more lame to be a fan of the dancing robots from a place known for having some of the worst pizza EVER. Edited September 25, 2015 by AshleyAshes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 *eyes narrow* Â Sonic helps Genesis do what Nintendon't! D:Â Â So allow their artists to make porn of the characters and then claim it was the fans? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Where's the love for short, round belly'd, old school Sonic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I thought only 30 year olds still cared about Sonic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I thought only 30 year olds still cared about Sonic. They do, but they've also recruited a new generation of degenerate fucks to draw and write fanfic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 They do, but they've also recruited a new generation of degenerate fucks to draw and write fanficSee, this it the thing that's confused me.  There is a YOUNG Sonic fandom.  Like... Where in the heck did THEY come from?  I get those early 90's kids, Sonic was a pretty awesome game series for the Genesis and was a HUGE character back then.  But after the Dreamcast failed, well... Yeah.  Even Sonic Adventure had it's issues, the GameCube and PS2 ports were buggy.  The later PS2 games were nothing to write home about . Sonic '06?  Jesus Christ.  Sonic The Werehog???  Sonic Riders?  The terrible Sonic Boom games?  With the exception of Sonic Generations, Sonic Colors, and Sonic All Stars Racing, Sonic has been in the toilet since the Dreamcast.  Where on earth are the young fans coming from? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidhenearlahi Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 The new Sonic Boom TV show has its merits, the few times I've seen it I've had a chuckle or twoBut yeah I gotta agree I've never much seen any merit in the series. I remember owning the first game, and only ever enjoying the very first zone because it was the only part of the game that seemed to serve the whole 'gotta go fast!' mentality of the series. Every other level forced you to slow down, or completely stop half the time. See, this it the thing that's confused me.  There is a YOUNG Sonic fandom.  Like... Where in the heck did THEY come from?  I get those early 90's kids, Sonic was a pretty awesome game series for the Genesis and was a HUGE character back then.  But after the Dreamcast failed, well... Yeah.  Even Sonic Adventure had it's issues, the GameCube and PS2 ports were buggy.  The later PS2 games were nothing to write home about . Sonic '06?  Jesus Christ.  Sonic The Werehog???  Sonic Riders?  The terrible Sonic Boom games?  With the exception of Sonic Generations, Sonic Colors, and Sonic All Stars Racing, Sonic has been in the toilet since the Dreamcast.  Where on earth are the young fans coming from?Young people are more forgiving, I'd say they probably do enjoy the Sonic Boom games, or at the very least the 3DS games, which I hear aren't near as terrible. Plus, the fairly decent TV series I mentioned above might help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 See, this it the thing that's confused me.  There is a YOUNG Sonic fandom.  Like... Where in the heck did THEY come from?  I get those early 90's kids, Sonic was a pretty awesome game series for the Genesis and was a HUGE character back then.  But after the Dreamcast failed, well... Yeah.  Even Sonic Adventure had it's issues, the GameCube and PS2 ports were buggy.  The later PS2 games were nothing to write home about . Sonic '06?  Jesus Christ.  Sonic The Werehog???  Sonic Riders?  The terrible Sonic Boom games?  With the exception of Sonic Generations, Sonic Colors, and Sonic All Stars Racing, Sonic has been in the toilet since the Dreamcast.  Where on earth are the young fans coming from?I'd kind of like to know that too, are they all coming from that shitty TV show that was on Saturdays? A few years back before they got rid of Saturday morning cartoons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) The only Sonic thing I like is the music from Green Hills zone.That whole fandom, though, is rife with crazy. Edited September 25, 2015 by Machine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 They shut down both Sonic's where I live. No more badass drinks. Also fuck you. I love Sonic. 'u` Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 They shut down both Sonic's where I live. No more badass drinks. Also fuck you. I love Sonic. 'u`I've still never been to Sonic. It's like "Hey want to go get a fast food burger" here only has one real answer. In n' Out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 They shut down both Sonic's where I live. No more badass drinks. Also fuck you. I love Sonic. 'u`Sonic is shitlittle baby toy hamburgers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Sonic is shitlittle baby toy hamburgers Notice I only mentioned the drinks. ;3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Notice I only mentioned the drinks. ;3yeah but whats the point of going out to a restaurant and only getting a drinktrue Americans eat burgers whenever possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 yeah but whats the point of going out to a restaurant and only getting a drinktrue Americans eat burgers whenever possibleI'm from Gradius. I'm not American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I'm from Gradius. I'm not American.there are really only two placesAmerica and not yet conquered Americaboth pretty much mean the same thing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 America and Brownland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 The original sonic games were fantastic.That...and sonic heroes. Espio was the best and that was my favorite PS2 game. dont talk shit about Sonic Du Hodgehedge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 The original sonic games were fantastic.That...and sonic heroes. Espio was the best and that was my favorite PS2 game. dont talk shit about Sonic Du HodgehedgeGenerations and Colors were pretty rad, bro. And Unleashed if you didn't play the Wii version and get the fuck over Werehog like you haven't seen dumber shit before. lolDon't care what anyone says. Shadow the Hedgehog was the worst Sonic game (before Boom) not 06. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Â You mean the blue mario who suck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Â You mean the blue mario who suck?Don't you dare simplify him to that! Sanic is the greatest hero evur!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) Don't you dare simplify him to that! Sanic is the greatest hero evur!!You should totally write a fan fiction how Sonic's feelings are on it and Mario.That will show them Edited September 25, 2015 by Charrio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) You should totally write a fan fiction how Sonic's feelings are on it and Mario.That will show themA Sonic/Mario yaoi lemon mpreg fanfic?  Edited September 25, 2015 by DevilishlyHandsome49 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Oh god...What have I instigated... May the Great Blue Hedgehog in the sky forgive the sins to be committed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 A Sonic/Mario yaoi lemon mpreg fanfic?  I totally wouldn't read that. not at all. Nope. Never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Excerpt from my fanfic. R&R and don't be mean plz"Mario led Sonic under a giant mushroom, looking at him with lustful eyes. An acapella version of the Marble Zone them plays in the in the background. Mario removed his overalls and the rest of his clothing, taking off his hat to reveal his wistful hair.Sonic wuz already nakey, so he just unsheathed his fleshy sword.Then they had sex and it was like that scene in Team America."Gotta...go...fast" Sonic moaned as he finished inside Mario. Little did he know, he got Mario preggers...To be continued...Look! I even got someone to commission what their baby will look like  2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Excerpt from my fanfic. R&R and don't be mean plz"Mario led Sonic under a giant mushroom, looking at him with lustful eyes. An acapella version of the Marble Zone them plays in the in the background. Mario removed his overalls and the rest of his clothing, taking off his hat to reveal his wistful hair.Sonic wuz already nakey, so he just unsheathed his fleshy sword.Then they had sex and it was like that scene in Team America."Gotta...go...fast" Sonic moaned as he finished inside Mario. Little did he know, he got Mario preggers...To be continued...Look! I even got someone to commission what their baby will look like  It hurts... Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Â Â Â Sonic CD had some weird fuckin' easter eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Gotta go FAST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 This thread delivered.Like Mario in 6 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 26, 2015 Author Share Posted September 26, 2015 This thread delivered.Like Mario in 6 months.You made me snort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Gotta go fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I've never seen a better representation of your average Sonic fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I see the sonic fandom as containment. Better they obsess over that than ruin something good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valery91Thunder Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 See, this it the thing that's confused me.  There is a YOUNG Sonic fandom.  Like... Where in the heck did THEY come from?  I get those early 90's kids, Sonic was a pretty awesome game series for the Genesis and was a HUGE character back then.  But after the Dreamcast failed, well... Yeah.  Even Sonic Adventure had it's issues, the GameCube and PS2 ports were buggy.  The later PS2 games were nothing to write home about . Sonic '06?  Jesus Christ.  Sonic The Werehog???  Sonic Riders?  The terrible Sonic Boom games?  With the exception of Sonic Generations, Sonic Colors, and Sonic All Stars Racing, Sonic has been in the toilet since the Dreamcast.  Where on earth are the young fans coming from?From that anime they showed on television ad nauseam. What was it called? Sonic X? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I knooooow, they're almost as bad as pokefags or bronies. Almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 So, this chick in my 2nd period class is one of those Sonic fans. You know, the ones who obsess over Shadow the hedgehog and really bad fanfiction. I usually wouldn't mind this, but she keeps trying to talk to me about it. Over and over, every day, "Look at this fanfic!", "I love Silver the hedgehog!", "Read my fanfic!". It's super annoying, and it makes me feel bad about my obsessive love for the Rock Afire Explosion. I fear I'm as annoying as her.Sorry buddy, I hate to break it to you but lots of things in life will be super annoying so figure out how to deal with it.   However,  the Rock-afire Explosion post was awesome.  I'm more a Chuck-E-Cheese fan but I'll give you credit.  At the end of the day Showbiz was the Hyundai of the 80's,  a cheap knockoff.  As they are today.    Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KookyFox Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 next time she bothers you take a seat next to her in the lecture hall, once she has written down a good deal of the class down take an ink cartridge and make a big blob in the middle of her sheet, take a red pen and write down "Originall Karacturr do not stel pls". Alternatively you can just make a big blobby thing by just writing with your bic pen, or make a tipp-ex blob, and if you feel like it you can even spit on it.She should get your point ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I didn't even knew that Sonic was that much of a deal untill I joined that fandom.What the hell are Sonic and Starfox anyways? Never played them and never even seen them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 You've...never played....Sonic?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Never. And I played Pokemon for the first time last year shortly before Christmas. Using emulator, on my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Does...not...computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Sorry Ayattar you don't know shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) I said that I had better games to play. Like Superfrog. Then, later, after I switched from Amiga platform to the PC, there were plenty of other, more interesting games than some platformer... things. Like C&C series or Star Craft. And Pokemon suck balls as well. No story with mechanics dumb as hell, being repetetive to the bone. Sorry, but at that time I prefered Planescape:Torment.  And Sonic and Pokemon were never a thing here. Edited September 26, 2015 by Ayattar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Sorry Ayattar you don't know shit All I hear is "mimimimi, fanboy squirt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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