Cross Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Post whatever you think about this bigass universe we live in. I think the easiest way to be happy is to always do whatever you want. Fuck what other people thinks, fuck prejudices, fuck fears, if it feels right then fucking do it. Also, you regret more the stuff you didn't do than the stuff you actually did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I have a '''''philosophic''''' quote of sorts I farted right outta my brain. It's about pride: ''Keep your head tall but remember to also keep an eye on where you walk lest you step on dog shit''. Came up with that while walking down the street. You know how it is, some random bloke walks by you and looks at you and you have to stare back at him because if you don't make eye contact or if you look away you're a pusi. It would have been hilarious had he stepped on a pile of dog shit as intent as he was at looking at me, and that's when the idea sprang into my mind Amiir. 10/10 philosopher. Socrates ain't got shit on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Remember, kids, always brush your teeth before bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 "In anything at all, perfection is finally attained not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away; when a body has been stripped down to its nakedness." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 "if your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours" -- Dog of Wisdom 4 hours ago, 6tails said: You're all inherently gay. Go eat a taco or sausage. what if I eat both? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 "Get drunk, find a gun" ~ Max Scoville Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 The world would be better off without the meddling of mankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 1 hour ago, willow said: "if your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours" -- Dog of Wisdom At the risk of being laughed at by all my online friends on the internet (!!!), there's two simple quotes that help me through my day: "Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle." "Pain is only weakness leaving the body." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 39 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said: The world would be better off without the meddling of mankind. Ouch! Be careful with that edge man, you just cut me! 6 hours ago, 6tails said: You're all inherently gay. Go eat a taco or sausage. Of course we are. We are furries, so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Mr. Fox said: The world would be better off without the meddling of mankind. Another species would've inevitably taken advantage of Earth's energy reserves (eg trees and fossil fuels) instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinare Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 We could do a lot more with the universe around us if we were more open-minded as a society, rather than teaching and constantly reaffirming closed-mindedness. Change in general is frowned upon, anything out of the ordinary is "too scary" or "against the rules". I strive to surround myself with people who like to explore the unknown and are open-minded as I try to be, but it does prove to be difficult. Also, philosophy is fun. I often think about such things and how our perception could be so wrong because we only know or accept what is within our small scope of knowing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 If you add up all the numbers from 1 to 100, you get 5,050. And you just wasted a good 5 minutes figuring that out. Or, if you're like me, a good 15 minutes since you have to repeat your experiments to confirm the answer was indeed right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 "How are mirrors real if our eyes aren't real?" -Jaden Smith How can the perception of ourselves be true if we purposely live a lie and are manipulated by the things around us? We've allowed our environment to be our eyes and have ignored what is really our own. It is impossible to have a clear, full understanding of ourselves when our lens were made for someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Terminal7 said: "How are mirrors real if our eyes aren't real?" -Jaden Smith How can the perception of ourselves be true if we purposely live a lie and are manipulated by the things around us? We've allowed our environment to be our eyes and have ignored what is really our own. It is impossible to have a clear, full understanding of ourselves when our lens were made for someone else. Cyborgs seem to do alright and they usually use eyes different from their own ;3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 "And even these apples look fake–but at least they've got stars on them" -@Mr. Fox, apparently. I love that simple line... I love the whole movie, for that matter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 "Go to Hell." -Superman to Brainiac. Is... Is that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Endless/Nameless said: "And even these apples look fake–but at least they've got stars on them" -@Mr. Fox, apparently. I love that simple line... I love the whole movie, for that matter. And the moral of the story: don't be picky about what you have, enjoy it for everything it's worth. Because one day, it may be gone. ~Mr. Fox. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 A common tidbit of wisdom here in the south regarding duct tape: "If you can't duc' it, fuck it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 "Cuz remember, no matter where you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 3 hours ago, ZorroValdez said: A common tidbit of wisdom here in the south regarding duct tape: "If you can't duc' it, fuck it." Just don't fuck a duck. Common misinterpretation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Life sucks then you die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Life is a game, and you only get one life. Enjoy it while you can. And if you're not having fun, you're not playing it right. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Rassah said: Life is a game, and you only get one life. Enjoy it while you can. And if you're not having fun, you're not playing it right. Life to you is bitcoin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikaru Okami Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 "Three strikes and you're out." I live by that because I'm stubborn and always do things more than once. Something bad usually happened after the third trial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundeere Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 "Men are like snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he'll last" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Wars are not won by winning every battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 41 minutes ago, DevilBear said: Wars are not won by winning every battle. 'I'm looking for a great warrior.' 'Ohhh, great warrior. Wars not make one great.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's going to die. Come watch TV. ~Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 23 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Life to you is bitcoin Exactly. I'm having a ton of fun, jetsetting, meeting interesting people, going to private fancy parties, screwing with governments... All thanks to bitcoin. As I said, chase your dreams and have fun doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 20 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said: Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's going to die. Come watch TV. ~Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty That was Morty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Quote Diplomacy could have been our greatest weapon ... but you cannot erase generations of institutionalised hatred. Abridged quote from one of the mission briefings in the game Urban Assault. In context, it was lamenting the fact that even in the face of alien invasion and impending extinction, old wounds prevented humankind from forming a unified military resistance. Could be applied to a lot of modern problems though; people divide into groups and refuse to hold dialogues because "fuck those guys, someone associated with them 20 years ago was an asshole". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 It's always good practice to read the signage on doors instead of looking like an idiot... "Push" = push, "Pull" = pull I fuck that up all the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 You cannot recapture a moment in time. Learn to appreciate them for what they were. Then live in a new moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 "This, too, shall pass." Whatever I'm currently worrying about will be probably done and over with given a few days'/weeks'/months'/whatevers' time. Kind of obvious, but it is reassuring when I actually let it sink in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogle Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 "Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble." - Frank Tyger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 You can not win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleric Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Aphorisms are often too vague or meaningless. They're not philosophy, they just make you sound smart when you're high or something. :0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 A fleeting moment of empathy can undo years of hate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalletFace Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 9 hours ago, Kleric said: Aphorisms are often too vague or meaningless. They're not philosophy, they just make you sound smart when you're high or something. An aphorism on the pointlessness of aphorisms? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 If you're thinking of getting married cut out the middle man... Just buy a house for someone who hates you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleric Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 12 hours ago, MalletFace said: An aphorism on the pointlessness of aphorisms? Yes~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 To think is to practice brain chemistry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 "It's not gay if the dicks don't touch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Just now, PastryOfApathy said: "It's not gay if the dicks don't touch" Actually it's the balls. Not that I'm gay or anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Just now, pothocket said: Actually it's the balls. Not that I'm gay or anything s-shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 minute ago, PastryOfApathy said: s-shut up HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY'S STRAIGHT 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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