CETME Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Caitlyn Jenner is reportedly set to appear naked on an upcoming cover of Sports Illustrated to honor the 40th anniversary of her 1976 Summer Olympics decathlon gold medal. Dana Rose Falcone of Us Weekly reported Wednesday a source confirmed the former track and field superstar will appear on the cover wearing "nothing but an American flag and her Olympic medal." It's the first time she'll pose with the medal since completing her gender transition in 2015. The source told Us that Jenner, who's called the medal her "most prized possession," is happy about the opportunity: "She's excited about that." <Continued in link> http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2637905-caitlyn-jenner-reportedly-to-pose-nude-for-si-cover-with-olympic-medal-usa-flag?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 And just like that I have a sudden compulsion to shove two-dozen pencils straight into my eyeballs. Trannys are the worst thing to happen to this planet since Hitler. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 I care so little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Head Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Who gives a fuck about Sports Illustrated anyway. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, 6tails said: Don't worry. It's mostly a self-solving problem. For men transitioning to female, they're likely to die of stroke, cancer, or heart attack caused by the excessive estrogen in their bodies that should've never been there in the first place. For women transitioning to male, testosterone overdose can make them go blind, interfere with their ability to speak, give them seizures, among other nasty things. Screwing around with your body chemistry when we truly understand very little about it is not the smartest idea on the planet. Exactly. The tranny plague must be stopped for the glory of America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Caitlyn Jenner is old and gross. Get Laverne Cox pls she's hot as fuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 What the hell is a 'Magazine'? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 What people don't know is this is my fetish.... geriatric tranny rich conservative that murders people with cars.... :v What about some naked trans men around here... you get muscular sexy manliness but with a vagina. 1 hour ago, PastryOfApathy said: And just like that I have a sudden compulsion to shove two-dozen pencils straight into my eyeballs. Trannys are the worst thing to happen to this planet since Hitler. Yes you are the worst thing since Hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Reminder that the mods are watching this thread closely. Reminder that transphobic speech is absolutely 100% not okay. Lay off the "tranny" usage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 hour ago, 6tails said: Don't worry. It's mostly a self-solving problem. For men transitioning to female, they're likely to die of stroke, cancer, or heart attack caused by the excessive estrogen in their bodies that should've never been there in the first place. For women transitioning to male, testosterone overdose can make them go blind, interfere with their ability to speak, give them seizures, among other nasty things. Screwing around with your body chemistry when we truly understand very little about it is not the smartest idea on the planet. It's a good thing there are doctors who monitor that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Lemon said: Reminder that the mods are watching this thread closely. Reminder that transphobic speech is absolutely 100% not okay. Lay off the "tranny" usage. You do realize the person saying that is trans themselves right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 11 minutes ago, Lemon said: Reminder that the mods are watching this thread closely. Reminder that transphobic speech is absolutely 100% not okay. Lay off the "tranny" usage. I'm simply reclaiming the slur from my evil cis oppressors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Just now, PastryOfApathy said: I'm simply reclaiming the slur from my evil cis oppressors. Get back into that cage you freak of nature! :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 minute ago, 6tails said: Not really. Plenty of people that want to transition get their testosterone or estrogen OTC via other supplements, and do not see a doctor at all. I've sold the products. yes there are people who do that because getting HRT is sometimes a major hassle. but it's stupid and dangerous and anyone who has sense enough to look up the possible side effects of HRT will not do this a doctor (more than likely an endocrinologist) will be able to give you the correct dosage and also inform you of potential risks, as well as monitor your health to make sure you don't die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: You do realize the person saying that is trans themselves right We do. Still against the rules. This has been your friendly thread warning. Anything past this will recieve an infrac since folks have been warned early in the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Just now, Lemon said: We do. Still against the rules. This has been your friendly thread warning. Anything past this will recieve an infrac since folks have been warned early in the thread. Oh I didn't realize there was a rule against that, that's different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, 6tails said: Not really. Plenty of people that want to transition get their testosterone or estrogen OTC via other supplements, and do not see a doctor at all. I've sold the products. Of course people order hormones through more "illegitimate" means but that's simply a symptom off the lack of resources for many people. Either that or they're some transtrender fuckstick who can choke a dick. 3 minutes ago, willow said: yes there are people who do that because getting HRT is sometimes a major hassle. but it's stupid and dangerous and anyone who has sense enough to look up the possible side effects of HRT will not do this a doctor (more than likely an endocrinologist) will be able to give you the correct dosage and also inform you of potential risks, as well as monitor your health to make sure you don't die It's not that dangerous assuming you follow certain general dosing guidelines, utilize common sense and get some bloodwork done every 3 months or so. Still less than ideal but it's not like it's gonna kill ya the moment you touch it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 All the trans self-medication via prescription products acquired online and from other sources seems so where to me here in Canada where doctors are like, ya know, just something you get for being a resident of the country. Like, the very idea of 'I can't afford a doctor so I just take matters into my own hands' is so alien to me. It's hard to even process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: It's not that dangerous assuming you follow certain general dosing guidelines, utilize common sense and get some bloodwork done every 3 months or so. Still less than ideal but it's not like it's gonna kill ya the moment you touch it. oh don't worry, I get there's a smart way to go about it, I've just seen a bunch of people that were like "just got some testosterone off the black market :))))" and are probably unaware of all the side effects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 13 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: transtrender 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
major lee snake Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 「SAVE ME」 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 This truly is the darkest timeline. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Crazy Lee said: Get back into that cage you freak of nature! :v NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 People complaining about this thread's hatespeech are being sanctimonious and ridiculous. We all know that Pastry isn't typing the comments to promote hatespeech, but to be ironic. Anyway, I do not care at all about what is on a magazine cover in a foreign country. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Saxon said: People complaining about this thread's hatespeech are being sanctimonious and ridiculous. We all know that Pastry isn't typing the comments to promote hatespeech, but to be ironic. There is a line that can be crossed tho. I don't think anyone crossed it, but I think the warning was appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 7 hours ago, AshleyAshes said: What the hell is a 'Magazine'? I believe it is something that was used back in prehistoric times. Not sure for what, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 32 minutes ago, 6tails said: It's what we rolled up so we could beat you with it when you shat on the floor like a bad fox. You weren't complaining when I gave you a Cleveland Steamer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 I'm gay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Why is the American media so obsessed with this person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Zaraphayx said: I'm gay. This is news to me. Were you bit by a radioactive furry? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasma Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 *needs to get bloodwork done and go see a doctor* I mean it's not expensive at 50$ a visit with my healthcare, I just need to because I have been self medding for some time now. Short term self medding is fine if you are careful, but bloodwork does need to happen to keep you safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 3 hours ago, Khaki said: Why is the American media so obsessed with this person? He fucked a Kardashian so they're jealous. Source: My dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 12 hours ago, AshleyAshes said: What the hell is a 'Magazine'? It's what you load into a gun so you can shoot yourself in the face to prevent ever accidentally seeing that photograph I think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 3 hours ago, Johanna Waya said: *needs to get bloodwork done and go see a doctor* I mean it's not expensive at 50$ a visit with my healthcare, I just need to because I have been self medding for some time now. Short term self medding is fine if you are careful, but bloodwork does need to happen to keep you safe. Bitch get the fuck to a doctor before you is cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 haha benis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 ohgod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 "Wearing nothing but an American flag" That's not exactly naked. Nor do I really care. And this is an unnamed source from US Weekly, a celebrity gossip magazine. Really? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 13 minutes ago, Summercat said: "Wearing nothing but an American flag" That's not exactly naked. Nor do I really care. And this is an unnamed source from US Weekly, a celebrity gossip magazine. Really? It's SI, they don't do real nudity. The thing is sold in grocery stores after all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, AshleyAshes said: It's SI, they don't do real nudity. The thing is sold in grocery stores after all. There's no fun unless a trans woman's penis is flopping around. (unless she got junk surgery. She's rich enough to afford it easy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, AshleyAshes said: It's SI, they don't do real nudity. The thing is sold in grocery stores after all. Pretty much, that was my assumption. It's SI, they'll do racy but actual nude photos, no. Smacks once again of people being caught hook line and sinker by a tabloid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 The thing is, I don't see how trannies are going to appeal to SI's general audience. But again, I care so little. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 9 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: He fucked a Kardashian so they're jealous. Source: My dad. That would probably be one of the better explanations for this debacle. I never understood what was so damn fascinating about the Kardashians and their private life either and why I must hear about it. Seriously, why the hell are these people considered famous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Just now, Khaki said: Seriously, why the hell are these people considered famous? Bruce Jenner was an gold-winning Olympian obviously, so he has legitimate reason to be famous. He had a daughter named Kim who was super attractive and fucked in a widely-leaked and famous sex tape. She then proceeded to ride her vagina's newfound popularity to the fucking moon and took her whole family with her, most notably with her reality show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians". There's probably a bit more to it than that, but I'm not some kind of Kardashian historian or some awful shit like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: Bruce Jenner was an gold-winning Olympian obviously, so he has legitimate reason to be famous. He had a daughter named Kim who was super attractive and fucked in a widely-leaked and famous sex tape. She then proceeded to ride her vagina's newfound popularity to the fucking moon and took her whole family with her, most notably with her reality show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians". There's probably a bit more to it than that, but I'm not some kind of Kardashian historian or some awful shit like that. They must be running out of things to idolize over there, I mean America used to celebrate people for going into space once, c'mon! What happened man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, Khaki said: They must be running out of things to idolize over there, I mean America used to celebrate people for going into space once, c'mon! What happened man? The fastest way into America's heart, is through it's dick. This has been true since fuckin' Marilyn Monroe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 42 minutes ago, Khaki said: They must be running out of things to idolize over there, I mean America used to celebrate people for going into space once, c'mon! What happened man? Because you can't do this with spacemen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 2 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: The fastest way into America's heart, is through it's dick. This has been true since fuckin' Marilyn Monroe. Valid point, hopefully they find someone better to use as their pornstar posterchild next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Toshabi said: Because you can't do this with spacemen Pffftt... Say that to my Buzz Aldrin coffee creamer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 1 hour ago, PastryOfApathy said: Pffftt... Say that to my Buzz Aldrin coffee creamer. I hope it comes out his dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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