Rave: Slapping people

[#00Buck]

So I'm at a tiki party watching the burlesque show and some hottie is in a giant coconut covering her breasts in soapy bubbles when my friend comes up to me and says three guys are out in the street leaning on her car. So she's all pissed off and she tells her boyfriend to do something about it. I didn't want him to go out there alone so I said I'd go as backup. He said "I don't want to start any shit over this." I was all cool with that. 

So we go outside and sure enough some guy is leaning on the car so my buddy pressed the remote and the car beeps and he goes to open the car door. So the guy who is leaning on the car turns like he's going to sneak up on my buddy. He looked like he was going to do something. So I walked up and just slapped him across the face and it made that real satisfying slap sound. The other two guys just put their hands up and start waking backwards and the other guy joins them and they just fast walked away down the street. Shit was hilarious. 

Then I ordered another double rum punch and a plate of nachos and made fun of hipster beta male cucks. 

Rave: Overall and excellent party and a good time was had by all. 

[Hewge]

I always wanted to slap someone! Not with my hand, though.

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

 

[Alexxx-Returns]

Good going! You've taught me to never underestimate the power of the bitch slap!

[FlynnCoyote]

A good slap is far more effective than a punch against people like that.

 

[#00Buck]

Uhhhhhhhgggggggg...

Just woke up. 

Did I really do that last night?

It sounds totally made up.

[Lucyfish]

Everyone's a douchebag until they have to actually atone for douchebaggery lol

[Eggdodger]

One time, I went to see the Harlem Globetrotters. After the show, they had signings. Now, back then, I had to maintain my hair probably every hour, so I was constantly picking it out. I had the bright idea, "Hey, I'll get them to sign my pick!"

 

Now, I go up to Stretch, and I give him my pick. He sees me with my giant afro, hi-tops, aviator-frame glasses, and pick, and gives me a look like, "If you weren't a kid half my height I would slap you."

He still signed it, though.

[Lucyfish]

4 minutes ago, Eggdodger said:

One time, I went to see the Harlem Globetrotters. After the show, they had signings. Now, back then, I had to maintain my hair probably every hour, so I was constantly picking it out. I had the bright idea, "Hey, I'll get them to sign my pick!"

 

Now, I go up to Stretch, and I give him my pick. He sees me with my giant afro, hi-tops, aviator-frame glasses, and pick, and gives me a look like, "If you weren't a kid half my height I would slap you."

He still signed it, though.

Wow, Stretch is a piece of shit lol

[Eggdodger]

1 minute ago, Lucyfish said:

Wow, Stretch is a piece of shit lol

I'm willing to think maybe he just didn't believe that any kid from this generation would dress like I did unless they were trying to be a parody of something.

[Lucyfish]

Just now, Eggdodger said:

I'm willing to think maybe he just didn't believe that any kid from this generation would dress like I did unless they were trying to be a parody of something.

That's still pretty douchey lol

[Falaffel]

3 minutes ago, Lucyfish said:

Wow, Stretch is a piece of shit lol

Or just has a sense of humour. 

[Eggdodger]

Guys I just wanted to share a funny story, pls D=

[PastryOfApathy]

I like how a slap can be like the ultimate form of disrespect, or a massive form of affection (ie slapping your girlfriend's ass).

I would do both to certain people here tbh.

[Victor-933]

 

[Lucyfish]

39 minutes ago, Falaffel said:

Or just has a sense of humour. 

I wouldn't pull that kind of humor out on someone I just met.

[Falaffel]

Just now, Lucyfish said:

I wouldn't pull that kind of humor out on someone I just met.

I would. 

[Lucyfish]

Just now, Falaffel said:

I would. 

Not a good way to make friends.

[Falaffel]

Just now, Lucyfish said:

Not a good way to make friends.

Not with people like you, no.

That's fine.

[Lucyfish]

Just now, Falaffel said:

Not with people like you, no.

That's fine.

Uhm, did I strike a nerve or something?

[#00Buck]

20 minutes ago, Lucyfish said:

Uhm, did I strike a nerve or something?

 

[PastryOfApathy]

let's love slap each other <3

[Eggdodger]

59 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said:

let's love slap each other <3

 

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

57 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said:

let's love slap each other <3

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Proper noun]

[#00Buck]

2 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said:

let's love slap each other <3

*slaps pastry on the ass in a brutal and unrelenting fashion*

[PastryOfApathy]

10 minutes ago, #00Buck said:

*slaps pastry on the ass in a brutal and unrelenting fashion*

[Nova]

Slapping has a different effect on people than punching. When you punch someone ìts because of defense or attacking but slaps are like"i hate you, go away from or else" . Also slaps hurt way more .

[Luka]

Slap? What are you, a fuckin' faggot?

[#00Buck]

11 minutes ago, Luka said:

Slap? What are you, a fuckin' faggot?

Almost. 

[Endless/Nameless]

what happened here

[Frig]

On Sunday, August 07, 2016 at 2:28 AM, Sidewalk Surfboard said:

 

Hahaha.

But seriously, I'm surprised you didn't end up putting him in a hospital on Guerrero street. 

[Azure]

No you didn't

[#00Buck]

14 hours ago, Luka said:

Slap? What are you, a fuckin' faggot?

My sidekick is a faggot. 

 

[Butters]

On 8/7/2016 at 2:25 AM, #00Buck said:

So I'm at a tiki party watching the burlesque show and some hottie is in a giant coconut covering her 

This is where the story lost all credibility. :V

[#00Buck]

2 hours ago, Butters said:

This is where the story lost all credibility. :V

There were plenty of transgirls and gay bois at the show but not in the coconut. 

[ArielMT]

 

 

[Toshabi]

one time i picked up a man and threw him at tower of midgets anf it was SO COOL but it was dreem lol guys 19/43 grate story

[Eggdodger]

On 8/12/2016 at 0:21 AM, 6tails said:

A slap thread and this isn't posted? Man y'all be slippin'

Yeah, I'd say I'm doing a lot more slipping than slapping these days.

[#00Buck]

13 hours ago, Eggdodger said:

Yeah, I'd say I'm doing a lot more slipping than slapping these days.

 

[Recel]

 

On 2016. 08. 07. at 8:25 AM, #00Buck said:

 

[...] He looked like he was going to do something. So I walked up and just slapped him across the face and it made that real satisfying slap sound. The other two guys just put their hands up and start waking backwards and the other guy joins them and they just fast walked away down the street. [...]

[Eggdodger]

I always knew Satan would come back as a fish.

[Xaende]

 

[#00Buck]

On August 16, 2016 at 5:15 PM, Eggdodger said:

I always knew Satan would come back as a fish.

Teach me how to be burd. 

[Ricky]

Closed fists work better. Don't listen to me though. I'm the kind of guy who'd make it seem like you could enter the car before I close the door on you several hundred times. I'm not a big guy so I don't fight very fair.