Zaraphayx Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Howlo furriends! I come befurr you today to discuss a serious purroblem facing our fine furrum. This is purrhaps the greatest threat our community has ever faced, an unspoken menace, a great shadow looming over us, an ominous and dark purresence, maybe even more dangerous than Gun Grabbing Liberal Cucks, and People Shitting in Your Toilet That Aren't You. I speak of course, of the scourge that is Cropped Porn Avatars. "But Zara, what's the harm! Cropped Porn Avatars have been here furrever! They're a furry tradition!" Yes, a tradition that has lived out it's usefulness, much like slavery, the draft, and traditional murriage. These are all things which once served a purpose, but are needed no longer in our new posting paradigm. We have an entire subfurrum for being a disgusting degenerate now! Wieners and beef curtains flap freely, no longer burdened by the oppression of those who would deny our cultural roots as a fringe infurnet community for sexual deviants. Having a Cropped Porn Avatar on Phoenixed in The Year Of Our Lord Trump 2016 is like jerking off in the playground when there's a perfectly good glory hole in the gas station bathroom across the street. What kind of furson does this I ask you??? I, purrsonally, am done indulging the crass exhibitionism of the uncouth scoundrels that would consider it acceptable to engage in such behavior. It is time to take a stand. We need to come together as the mature and reasonable posting community I know we are and agree that I'm right. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I'm sincerely tempted to finally get a NSFW commission just so I can make it my avi for a week. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 The number grows at a rampant rate, quell thine urges to hide the smut of thy fantasian loins. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted September 7, 2016 Author Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: I'm sincerely tempted to finally get a NSFW commission just so I can make it my avi for a week. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Really? This is childish 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I want one! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 34 minutes ago, Vaer said: B-But Vaer-senpai... Are you a faggot too?!!? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Even if it gets banned (which it won't) I'm keeping my profile pic. I like it. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I'm usually the one who makes threads about drama. 😞 I feel like my culture is being appropriated. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted September 7, 2016 Author Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, GemWolf said: Really? This is childish 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, Zaraphayx said: Not bad! Hey you should do commissions 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: B-But Vaer-senpai... Are you a faggot too?!!? UGHHH... no you FAGET SHIT LORD!!! :v Pshhh. I'm asexual. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, Hux said: I'm usually the one who makes threads about drama. 😞 I feel like my culture is being appropriated. git rekt 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: git rekt You have broken me. I got burned. I'm done, just stick a fork in me and serve me with a side of bread sticks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, Hux said: You have broken me. I got burned. I'm done, just stick a fork in me and serve me with a side of bread sticks. vorefag :v 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, Hux said: You have broken me. I got burned. I'm done, just stick a fork in me and serve me with a side of bread sticks. No, I'd rather just pet you and give you hugs while keeping a muzzle on you so you don't give me rabies. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 What about cropped porn banners? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: No, I'd rather just pet you and give you hugs while keeping a muzzle on you so you don't give me rabies. Calm down before I have to hit you with the hose. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, JegoLego said: vorefag :v Brb let me get a cropped vore porn avatar. 2 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: No, I'd rather just pet you and give you hugs while keeping a muzzle on you so you don't give me rabies. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 You're just shitty because they didn't crop the bits you wanted to see. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, FlynnCoyote said: You're just shitty because they didn't crop the bits you wanted to see. ^^^^ this lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I don't know what's worse, cropped porn avatars or your reckless abuse of furry slang, both of which makes my autism go wild. :v 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted September 7, 2016 Author Share Posted September 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said: You're just shitty because they didn't crop the bits you wanted to see. You've got me! It's incredibly difficult to find furry porn on the internet! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: You've got me! It's incredibly difficult to find furry porn on the internet! I er, ah, wouldn't know. And that "super genius" cunt is an embarrassment to my favourite species. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 10/10 would read again 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 9 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said: I er, ah, wouldn't know. And that "super genius" cunt is an embarrassment to my favourite species. Hey leave Wile alone! He was my fav growing up and I still love him now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Time to change to a cropped porn avatar... ...of my manimal's wiener. :^) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, Revates said: Time to change to a cropped porn avatar... ...of my manimal's wiener. :^) You're knot supposed to do that! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 hours ago, GemWolf said: Even if it gets banned (which it won't) I'm keeping my profile pic. I like it. post full pic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 56 minutes ago, Sir Gibby said: post full pic I'm sorry. [NSFW as all fuck] Although realtalk I don't really care about cropped porn avatars much. I think it's kinda tacky and stupid and doesn't give a very good initial impression, but I mean it's still ultimately just whatever. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Stop posting my avatar everywhere please guys. 17 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: I'm sorry. [NSFW as all fuck] Although realtalk I don't really care about cropped porn avatars much. I think it's kinda tacky and stupid and doesn't give a very good initial impression, but I mean it's still ultimately just whatever. I think next time, you could have let me PM the person instead of you adding my purchase to imgur and posting it in the thread. I do own it and I don't appreciate you doing that 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, GemWolf said: Stop posting my avatar everywhere please guys. But you said you wanted to show it off. :V 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, Sidewalk Surfboard said: But you said you wanted to show it off. :V As my avatar only. Not as posts all over the place 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 17 minutes ago, GemWolf said: Stop posting my avatar everywhere please guys. I think next time, you could have let me PM the person instead of you adding my purchase to imgur and posting it in the thread. I do own it and I don't appreciate you doing that You posted it on your FA (which is linked under your avatar so it's like you're hiding it) and made it publicly available for viewing to anyone who cared to look. I really dunno what you expected to happen tbh. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, PastryOfApathy said: You posted it on your FA (which is linked under your avatar so it's like you're hiding it) and made it publicly available for viewing to anyone who cared to look. I really dunno what you expected to happen tbh. I just don't appreciate you adding it to imgur, and also posting it on this thread given the fact it's all against my avatar to start with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, GemWolf said: I just don't appreciate you adding it to imgur, and also posting it on this thread given the fact it's all against my avatar to start with. I only did it out of convenience. If you want me to link directly to the submission on your FA account that's fine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I'm clean. €^: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: I only did it out of convenience. If you want me to link directly to the submission on your FA account that's fine. That would be better in the future. Thank you for cooperating with me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 My avatar is cropped porn. I even posted it on Facebook, and my mum and her friend "liked" it. If only they knew... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Alexxx-Returns said: My avatar is cropped porn. I even posted it on Facebook, and my mum and her friend "liked" it. If only they knew... Apparently, only my cropped porn avatar is bad, umm at least that's what's been the issue so far, and the cause of this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Alexxx-Returns said: My avatar is cropped porn. I even posted it on Facebook, and my mum and her friend "liked" it. If only they knew... Hey, maybe now's a good time to "come out". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, GemWolf said: Apparently, only my cropped porn avatar is bad, umm at least that's what's been the issue so far, and the cause of this thread. You know that's not the case. It's that yours is the most obvious and extreme so it caught the most attention when this topic came up. I doubt anyone would even know mine was unless I said anything. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, Alexxx-Returns said: You know that's not the case. It's that yours is the most obvious and extreme so it caught the most attention when this topic came up. I doubt anyone would even know mine was unless I said anything. This thread was created due to people having a go at my avatar on another thread, so yes it is the case. I was just filling you in. Don't take my work for it though. Head on over to The Den and find my thread "Is it really that bad" and about half way down page 2 is where it derailed onto my avatar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I don't mind them. There is even a staff member whose avatar is cropped porn. I think that people are feigning upset because they think they have an opportunity to be nasty to specific forum members, rather than because they have taken up a matter of principal. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, Saxon said: I think that people are feigning upset because they think they have an opportunity to be nasty to specific forum members, rather than because they have taken up a matter of principal. Thank you!!! this is what I have been trying to say since last year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, GemWolf said: This thread was created due to people having a go at my avatar on another thread, so yes it is the case. I was just filling you in. Don't take my work for it though. Head on over to The Den and find my thread "Is it really that bad" and about half way down page 2 is where it derailed onto my avatar 3 minutes ago, Saxon said: I don't mind them. There is even a staff member whose avatar is cropped porn. I think that people are feigning upset because they think they have an opportunity to be nasty to specific forum members, rather than because they have taken up a matter of principal. You guys know this thread was made as a joke right? Quit taking everything so seriously. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: You guys know this thread was made as a joke right? Quit taking everything so seriously. A joke? Oh wow hahahaha yep it's totally funny omg hahahahahaha *wipes a tear* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, GemWolf said: A joke? Oh wow hahahaha yep it's totally funny omg hahahahahaha *wipes a tear* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA You have no sense of humor. Lighten up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: You have no sense of humor. Lighten up. Well excuse me! I have a great sense of humour, however this is not funny at all. Not at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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