Dr. Doggo Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 GOOD GOD THE WEATHER TODAY JESUS CHRISTThere's a gale outside and its one of, if not the worst I've ever seen. I'm sat at my desk and I can feel a lot of movement, like the house is pulsating. I'm watching my monitor visibly wobble. oh and the lights are flickering, and even the floor feels like its movingfuuuuuuuuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 GOOD GOD THE WEATHER TODAY JESUS CHRISTThere's a gale outside and its one of, if not the worst I've ever seen. I'm sat at my desk and I can feel a lot of movement, like the house is pulsating. I'm watching my monitor visibly wobble.i'd be flipping the fuckkkkkkk out because dem some strong winds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 i'd be flipping the fuckkkkkkk out because dem some strong winds I haven't felt wind like this before, but the house is an old but hella solid one unlike the ones in rural murica made of wood and dry wall.ANEMOI AINT GOT SHIT ON BRICKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I haven't felt wind like this before, but the house is an old but hella solid one unlike the ones in rural murica made of wood and dry wall.ANEMOI AINT GOT SHIT ON BRICKSWe get gale force winds sometimes back where I'm from in MI, since we're like...literally surrounded by Superior. November is a big no-no month for being on the waters of Lake Superior, unless you wanna get rekt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 And now on top of everything else my landlord phones for the first time in a year, turns out I owe him a month's rent. Botched direct debit. This has not been a good week for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 My upped dosage of anti-depressant keeps me mostly stable but sometimes I still have glimpses where I feel like the ultimate abomination for being a 25-year old virgin despite trying so fucking hard in life and question if I truly deserve to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I need to take a shower when I get home, I feel all gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 My upped dosage of anti-depressant keeps me mostly stable but sometimes I still have glimpses where I feel like the ultimate abomination for being a 25-year old virgin despite trying so fucking hard in life and question if I truly deserve to live.Watch some Food Network. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Watch some Food Network.da fuck does food have to do this this?Also, trying to be at least somewhat serious. >w>;;I guess I have things to look forward to to keep em living, but... I dunno, I'm not suicidal anymore but I hate myself so damn much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 da fuck does food have to do this this?Also, trying to be at least somewhat serious. >w>;;I guess I have things to look forward to to keep em living, but... I dunno, I'm not suicidal anymore but I hate myself so damn much.Just that food makes things better. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it to make fun of your post. A lot of a what you said is just very relatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 GOOD GOD THE WEATHER TODAY JESUS CHRISTThere's a gale outside and its one of, if not the worst I've ever seen. I'm sat at my desk and I can feel a lot of movement, like the house is pulsating. I'm watching my monitor visibly wobble. oh and the lights are flickering, and even the floor feels like its movingfuuuuuuuuckThat sounds pretty tits. Wish I were there to experience the fury of the North Winds And now on top of everything else my landlord phones for the first time in a year, turns out I owe him a month's rent. Botched direct debit. This has not been a good week for me.Shit man, hope things will work out for ya : / Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 My upped dosage of anti-depressant keeps me mostly stable but sometimes I still have glimpses where I feel like the ultimate abomination for being a 25-year old virgin despite trying so fucking hard in life and question if I truly deserve to live.Don't worry about being a goddamn virgin. Anyone who cares about that isn't worth your time. It's better to be an older virgin than someone who had sex with 50 people before turning 18 and having every STD ever identified and even some science doesn't recognize.Also trying too hard leads to desperation, desperation leads to bad relationships. Patience is key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Shit man, hope things will work out for ya : /If there's four euro in my account after rent and bills wipe it out, I'll eat for another week. Rice and beans! So basic, so life-sustaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) If there's four euro in my account after rent and bills wipe it out, I'll eat for another week. Rice and beans! So basic, so life-sustaining.Just don't turn to canabalism by munching on your own sweet doughy goodness.In all seriousness I wish you the best. I know the feel of going without foods and I hope that your situation turns around soon! Edited November 17, 2015 by Vaer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I cannot stop watching kitten sans and frisk dancing and I hate you because it's so fucking relaxing dude. God damn that's adorable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Holy shit I'm so bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Holy shit I'm so bored. I can fix that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I can fix that??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I can fix thatTake me with you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 can I come too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 can I come too?I am too mean if we hang out I'll make you cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I am too mean if we hang out I'll make you cryYou are about as tear-inducing as a kitten sneeze. :3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I am too mean if we hang out I'll make you cryMy friends insult me all the time, it's cool. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 My friends insult me all the time, it's cool. <3 whatnooooooo >: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 You are about as tear-inducing as a kitten sneeze. :3Fleece is SENSITIVE lamb chop. My friends insult me all the time, it's cool. <3 No no. You are sweet fragile lamb chop. Too good for world. Stay home with blanket and hot tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Holy shit I'm so bored. You should come up with a nonsensical web startup before the bubbles bursts (again). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 You should come up with a nonsensical web startup before the bubbles bursts (again).It's hard. How do people come up with ideas for things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 It's hard. How do people come up with ideas for thingsOnly the finest drugs will suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Yesss! Finally found a clean version of this dumb song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Just finished 2 online quizzes and a midterm in less than 3 hours! Thanks Google! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I keep getting e-mails from fans of a certain Youtube channel. These people are too stupid to realize that you can't just add "@gmail.com" to any Youtube channel name and magically contact them. I keep getting stupid requests for videos, and if I had the energy I'd spend some time writing incredibly confusing replies to these people.Now I got an offer from some advertising firm, addressed to that Youtube channel. Dear god, are marketing people this stupid too?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Dijon... Are you a mustard burd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Dijon... Are you a mustard burd?No, I'm a cockatoo. Dijon is just my name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 No, I'm a cockatoo. Dijon is just my name.Oh. Okay.Your burd is yellow and Dijon is a mustard so D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Oh. Okay.Your burd is yellow and Dijon is a mustard so D:the only mustard here is you, mr. must-tard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 the only mustard here is you, mr. must-tardwow rude I LIKE mustard ok it's full of electrolytes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) the only mustard here is you, mr. must-tardOther people may think you're nice but I still think you're the biggest asshole I've ever known(bigger than any furry porn) c: Edited November 18, 2015 by FenrirDarkWolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Other people may think you're nice but I still think you're the biggest asshole I've ever known(bigger than any furry porn) c:Who told you that I'm nice? Who is teaching you bad words? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Who told you that I'm nice? Who is teaching you bad words? ???Ohwait, I forgot, no one does :U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Ohwait, I forgot, no one does :UWho is teaching you to misbehave like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I. WANT. TO. FUCKKKKKK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I. WANT. TO. FUCKKKKKK.You're in the right fandom then. :^) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordo Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I. WANT. TO. FUCKKKKKK.I. WANT. ICE. CREAAMMM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 No, I'm a cockatoo. Dijon is just my name.A dapper cockatoo.You're in the right fandom then. :^)I must be doing something badly wrong then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I must be doing something badly wrong then.Well your murrsona is bread.You should try making it a fox that way penises will instinctively know how to find you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Well your murrsona is bread.You should try making it a fox that way penises will instinctively know how to find you.What is the opposite of fox so I can get that thing women have?And don't lie, you want a slice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 What is the opposite of fox so I can get that thing women have?It's burd. You should definitely be a burd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 All this talk of bread just gave me a thought...My dad works for a bakery company, and he brings home bread all the dang time. I can't remember the last time we've had to buy bread at the grocery store.But...Once my dad retires, where will we get our bread?Will we have to... Buy it from the store?Like normal people?I'M NOT READY FOR THIS! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 What is the opposite of fox so I can get that thing women have?And don't lie, you want a slice.Usually a dragon. Or a wolf. Or a hybrid of the two. Either way, you'll want to make it generic as hell and have no distinguishing features other than a ridiculous dong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Usually a dragon. Or a wolf. Or a hybrid of the two. Either way, you'll want to make it generic as hell and have no distinguishing features other than a ridiculous dong.Maybe even two dongs. It's burd. You should definitely be a burd.But how will you attract the ladyfolk without a cock-a-doodle-doo? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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