Brass Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) 5 minutes ago, 6tails said: "Closed at OP request." Damn you, Brass! This was going to be one of the best archives of general anarcho-libertarian insanity on the internet and you had to stop it. I did it just to piss all of you gay ass nerds off. And it worked Edited December 23, 2015 by Brass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 7 minutes ago, Onnes said: I'm sure we won't have to wait long for a replacement. Or some sadist will start a bitcoin thread. 1 minute ago, 6tails said: Piss me off? That was some of the best entertainment I'd had in ages. you mortals have no idea what I have planned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toboe Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 5 minutes ago, Brass said: you mortals have no idea what I have planned Does it involve a bucket from Kentucky fried Chicken and a bucket bad-dragon-cumlube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Toboe said: Does it involve a bucket from Kentucky fried Chicken and a bucket bad-dragon-cumlube? That's the buttcoin thread. Edited December 23, 2015 by Onnes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 9 minutes ago, Toboe said: Does it involve a bucket from Kentucky fried Chicken and a bucket bad-dragon-cumlube? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 1 hour ago, Brass said: get a quarterstaff, use it to walk and cast sick spells I'm now using a broom as a quick replacement. Witchcraft is fine with me! :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 So I learned that my brother's wife did indeed make herself sick for attention. Kinda pissed, honestly. I worked myself into a tizzy and had to listen to retching noises while I was driving, what a jerk. My brother says he may break up with her once they get back home. Apparently she has been in contact with her ex and he's not happy about that. He caught the other guy telling his wife that he loves her and she didn't say anything about it. Sucks to be them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 2 minutes ago, MissFleece said: So I learned that my brother's wife did indeed make herself sick for attention. Kinda pissed, honestly. I worked myself into a tizzy and had to listen to retching noises while I was driving, what a jerk. My brother says he may break up with her once they get back home. Apparently she has been in contact with her ex and he's not happy about that. He caught the other guy telling his wife that he loves her and she didn't say anything about it. Sucks to be them. Yeeezzz... sounds like an awful situation. Hope you don't get dragged into it, dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toboe Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) 22 minutes ago, MissFleece said: So I learned that my brother's wife did indeed make herself sick for attention. Kinda pissed, honestly. I worked myself into a tizzy and had to listen to retching noises while I was driving, what a jerk. My brother says he may break up with her once they get back home. Apparently she has been in contact with her ex and he's not happy about that. He caught the other guy telling his wife that he loves her and she didn't say anything about it. What a "§$%! 22 minutes ago, MissFleece said: Sucks to be them. Keep that attitude, if he asks, maybe give him neutral advice if you can, but otherwise stay out of it. Edited December 23, 2015 by Toboe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) Cuntalificus. Edited December 23, 2015 by ZorroValdez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Aaaand all my gift / gift art for Christmas is done and ready. It just took ~65 hours of wake time and ~11 hours of sleep. Now if I could only feel sleepy again I could just die in my bed finally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 My right eye has been twitching or spasming a bit for almost a week. Wondering whats causing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Take a break from the computer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 9 hours ago, MissFleece said: So I learned that my brother's wife did indeed make herself sick for attention. Kinda pissed, honestly. I worked myself into a tizzy and had to listen to retching noises while I was driving, what a jerk. My brother says he may break up with her once they get back home. Apparently she has been in contact with her ex and he's not happy about that. He caught the other guy telling his wife that he loves her and she didn't say anything about it. Sucks to be them. she sounds like an awful person gas her 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Some of these signatures are really obnoxiously large Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 13 minutes ago, Lizard King said: Some of these signatures are really obnoxiously large Unless they impose a strict height limit, e.g. two comment lines single-spaced, I'm just keeping all signatures disabled to make things readable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 4 hours ago, Mr. Fox said: Take a break from the computer... thats...gonna be hard to do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Speaking of which. Adblock helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 1 hour ago, Lizard King said: Some of these signatures are really obnoxiously large You can actually block individual sigs by going to the ignore users menu, typing in a name, and checking the "signature" box that pops up. I've done it for a handful of people now. Someone give me an opinion on which of these color bases I should use for this picture, while I wash the stink off myself. There's a butt in it, but nothing worse than that.[I can't find the spoiler option in the menu, so link.] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 9 minutes ago, Vae said: You can actually block individual sigs by going to the ignore users menu, typing in a name, and checking the "signature" box that pops up. I've done it for a handful of people now. Someone give me an opinion on which of these color bases I should use for this picture, while I wash the stink off myself. There's a butt in it, but nothing worse than that.[I can't find the spoiler option in the menu, so link.] I think the bottom left one looks the most interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 1 hour ago, Vae said: You can actually block individual sigs by going to the ignore users menu, typing in a name, and checking the "signature" box that pops up. I've done it for a handful of people now. Neat. Finally a useful reason to use that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 1 hour ago, Vae said: You can actually block individual sigs by going to the ignore users menu, typing in a name, and checking the "signature" box that pops up. I've done it for a handful of people now. Someone give me an opinion on which of these color bases I should use for this picture, while I wash the stink off myself. There's a butt in it, but nothing worse than that.[I can't find the spoiler option in the menu, so link.] Top or bottom left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 3 hours ago, Vae said: You can actually block individual sigs by going to the ignore users menu, typing in a name, and checking the "signature" box that pops up. I've done it for a handful of people now. Someone give me an opinion on which of these color bases I should use for this picture, while I wash the stink off myself. There's a butt in it, but nothing worse than that.[I can't find the spoiler option in the menu, so link.] Top left or bottom right.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 miss me guys? probably not its okay I'm used to it but its pretty great to see you guys again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Oh my god I hate my brother's wife, how the fuck am I supposed to deal with that? I won't say anything, but holy fuck how did he find her... She makes literally everything into revolving around her. 21 minutes ago, shadowsinhiding said: miss me guys? probably not its okay I'm used to it but its pretty great to see you guys again. I missed you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 21 minutes ago, shadowsinhiding said: miss me guys? probably not its okay I'm used to it but its pretty great to see you guys again. Who are you and why should I care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toboe Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 11 minutes ago, MissFleece said: Oh my god I hate my brother's wife, how the fuck am I supposed to deal with that? I won't say anything, but holy fuck how did he find her... She makes literally everything into revolving around her. Distance, keep her faaaaaar away. If physical isn't an option, atleast go for mental, i.e. IGNORE DAT BITCHS BULLSHIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 26 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said: Who are you and why should I care? ಠ_ಠ say what now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Oh, it's you. Now I remember. :3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 1 hour ago, Toboe said: Distance, keep her faaaaaar away. If physical isn't an option, atleast go for mental, i.e. IGNORE DAT BITCHS BULLSHIT. Man, she's mad my dog only loves me. Like bitch, you bring my dog in on this I'll start swinging. Seriously, if I catch her fucking with my dog one more time Imma have woooords. There will be VERY little distance between us. But nah, I feel ya. I'll do my best. Thanks for the advice man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 hi shadow Jaeger! Welcome back to the fun! in other news, this is my dog dog logic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) 22 hours ago, 6tails said: "Closed at OP request." Damn you, Brass! This was going to be one of the best archives of general anarcho-libertarian insanity on the internet and you had to stop it. Wait, what the fuck did I miss? Was Rassah being an idiot as usual? Edited December 24, 2015 by Crazy Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I told a woman to go fuck herself. She said "Merry Christmas" and I responded with "happy holidays, ma'am!" in a cherry tone. Woman passively-aggressively said "No, you say merry Christmas" and I just replied with "No, go fuck yourself." I am angry atm...and depressed. I piss on your "merry Christmases" as I down a bottle of cheap vodka. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Sounds like the bitch deserved it, but how dare you be all depressed and drunk without me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 4 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said: Sounds like the bitch deserved it, but how dare you be all depressed and drunk without me. It's my Vodka. Not your's, MINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I send out a holiday newsletter to my chunk of customers at work and usually use a generic "happy holidays" or "season's greetings". I had one customer who I know subscribes to our more conservative leaning publications call up our customer service lady and give her hell over the phone. Don't know what he said but it left her very upset. Considering his age and type of political publications he subscribes to, it wouldn't surprise me if the fact the newsletter said "season's greetings" instead of "Merry Christmas Jesus is Born Suck God's Cock" made his fundie ass butthurt. Good. He should have called me instead of the managers above me, I would have roasted him so hard his hair would have caught on fire. He should also remember I have his address on file. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toboe Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 1 hour ago, MissFleece said: Man, she's mad my dog only loves me. Like bitch, you bring my dog in on this I'll start swinging. Seriously, if I catch her fucking with my dog one more time Imma have woooords. There will be VERY little distance between us. But nah, I feel ya. I'll do my best. Thanks for the advice man. ... What DID she do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 10 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said: I send out a holiday newsletter to my chunk of customers at work and usually use a generic "happy holidays" or "season's greetings". I had one customer who I know subscribes to our more conservative leaning publications call up our customer service lady and give her hell over the phone. Don't know what he said but it left her very upset. Considering his age and type of political publications he subscribes to, it wouldn't surprise me if the fact the newsletter said "season's greetings" instead of "Merry Christmas Jesus is Born Suck God's Cock" made his fundie ass butthurt. Good. He should have called me instead of the managers above me, I would have roasted him so hard his hair would have caught on fire. He should also remember I have his address on file. Those types of lulzcows are your hypocritical cunts who rage when someone says "happy holidays", "Zombie Nativity scene", or the red cup, but they make fun of liberals raging over some type of social injustice shit. I'd tell him to get bent and sign him up to some gay porn magazines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 3 hours ago, shadowsinhiding said: miss me guys? probably not its okay I'm used to it but its pretty great to see you guys again. I once saw someone on YouTube using you Avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 1 hour ago, Toboe said: ... What DID she do? Fed my dog chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toboe Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 24 minutes ago, MissFleece said: Fed my dog chocolate. On purpose? She'd hurt a dog because "drama bitch"?! Does your brother know that she is on that level of bull? Staying out of their stuff is exactly right, but if you do have a good chance to calmly(!) inform him... Just beware of timing, don't want to be caugth in the possible fallout. Keep distance, keep your stuff safe, good luck that your brother either dumps her or finds Professional help for her. You only need to suffer her for the holidays, right? For keeping your head up: There is a forum of fluffbutts that think you are a nice person and with that Christmas gift therapy you'll have another swing at life! Chances! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 My pizza had an accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 So to any artists out there, I randomly stumbled into a contest offering money as prizes https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7223778/#cid:48360528 Assuming its trustworthy (probably personal judgement can be used here) it seems like a good opportunity. Entries aren't much so far, and it closes January 8. I figured I'd share because I'm sure it'd be nice if one of the people here earned something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 55 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: So to any artists out there, I randomly stumbled into a contest offering money as prizes https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7223778/#cid:48360528 Assuming its trustworthy (probably personal judgement can be used here) it seems like a good opportunity. Entries aren't much so far, and it closes January 8. I figured I'd share because I'm sure it'd be nice if one of the people here earned something Honestly, I wouldn't trust it one bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Well time to offline and holiday it up for a while. Happy Christmas, you fuzzbuckets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I feel like making a cock monster in spore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopori Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I am waiting for my mum to get the cheese board ready while starving to death. I've only eaten a banana and three oranges all day. Oh man I love the chrimbo cheese board, SO MANY CRACKERS. SO MUCH CHEESE. SO MUCH PATE. SO MANY PICKLED ONIONS. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 cheese and pickled anything is just amazing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Its Christmas Eve and is in the 70's here. *sighs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I have ran around at work for 54 hours at work in the last 4 days. Please take my legs off, I don't want them anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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