Toshabi Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Why is this an insult? I look at myself in the mirror every morning at 7:00am and see the face of someone I'd legitimately would want to make burning hot love to. If ever the possibility were to happen in the future of me cloning myself to have vicious intercourse with, I'd do it in a heart beat. Because I'm god damn sexy.So I ask, who WOULDN'T want to fuck themselves? You know, other than ugly furries who post on forums all day who have 0% self esteems? Toshabi is proud to say that if you told him to go fuck himself, he would smile and say "AND HOW???". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 And then Toshabi got hemorrhoids.Hi Toshabi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Toshabi please don't fuck yourself in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 But I don't like butt stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Toshabi you unoroginal hack! We already had a thread like this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I said this before, and I stand by it - if you could fuck a clone of yourself, you'd both know exactly how to do each other just right. I'm not into girls but I'd still give it a go.My clone would need to get all my piercings first though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroxwolf Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I3xGvVP1WLc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I said this before, and I stand by it - if you could fuck a clone of yourself, you'd both know exactly how to do each other just right. I'm not into girls but I'd still give it a go.My clone would need to get all my piercings first though.Fucking your clones sounds like incest. I mean, twins are natural clones right?@Toshabi They're probably mocking you because you're unable to fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I would do all sorts of kinky stuff with myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 You guys should read this. It's really interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeitzbach Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Does m-bing count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 You guys should read this. It's really interesting.No, thanks. I tried that once and wasn't so fond of it. Especially the part about not eating shrimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I said this before, and I stand by it - if you could fuck a clone of yourself, you'd both know exactly how to do each other just right. I'm not into girls but I'd still give it a go.My clone would need to get all my piercings first though.I think my clone and I would get into a stand off over who is going to be the 'playing with my hair and back scratcher' slave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I'd fuck my clone anyday bby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 14, 2015 Author Share Posted October 14, 2015 @Toshabi They're probably mocking you because you're unable to fuck yourself.The joke's on them, because Toshabi is super flexible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedal Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 You guys should read this. It's really interesting.Meh, someone spoiled the ending for me, so I won't bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I don't get it either. I love myself so much I'd happily turn gay if that means I can fuck myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) Well, fuck. Edited October 14, 2015 by LazerMaster5 How do I delete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 VICIOUS intercourse. lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 14, 2015 Author Share Posted October 14, 2015 I don't get it either. I love myself so much I'd happily turn gay if that means I can fuck myself. Are you retarded or something? Having sex with yourself is masturbation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I feel like most people DO fuck themselves; they just have to use their hands. So yeah, silly insult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 14, 2015 Author Share Posted October 14, 2015 So in the end, they are wishing sexual gratification on you. Oh noes! If I were gonna haul insults, I'd say "Don't fuck yourself, you dont deserve it and you dont owe it to yourself". Sick instults! >:[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Fucking yourself is physically possible. I seen it with my own damn eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Fucking yourself is physically possible. I seen it with my own damn eyesI've only seen it on Reddit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 You guys should read this. It's really interesting.I prefer the movie version 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I wouldn't fuck myself. I'm asexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 14, 2015 Author Share Posted October 14, 2015 I wouldn't fuck myself. I'm asexual.Asexualpredator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Its like that yiff in hell insult that people say to furries.Like, how is that even insulting? Hell is supposed to be all fire and brimestone and suffering and its like, nah bro just go have wacky fetish sex forever instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I'd fuck me, your clone, *and* the big, buff demons of hell ~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 A girl fucking herself is called Schlicking. :V You guys should read this. It's really interesting.I don't like books that tell me that I should be stoned to death for having premarital sex. :c 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 A girl fucking herself is called Schlicking. :VI don't like books that tell me that I should be stoned to death for having premarital sex. :cGot.... incredible.... insult... but.. can't... cause... mod... and it's Ozzychan....a.a....a...aa.a..a.a.a.aa.a..a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.aaa.a.a.a.a WELL AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING STONED TO DEATH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 that would make more sense if it was directed at me :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Yeah.Way to fail Toshi-kun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I jerked off in front of the mirror once it was pretty arousing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corto Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) So I ask, who WOULDN'T want to fuck themselves? No fucking way. I have way too many STDs. My dick looks like someone disguised a cocktail sausage as a Fallout ghoul.I'd totally make out with myself though. Edited October 15, 2015 by Corto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 Yeah.Way to fail Toshi-kun.Toshabi has to build with the blocks thrown on his plate. Then eat them afterwards, cause men in Kazakhstan build blocks with left over rations from many wars ago of great empires long forgotten. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 No fucking way. I have way too many STDs. My dick looks like someone disguised a cocktail sausage as a Fallout ghoul.I'd totally make out with myself though. Wait, you have too many STDs? So would your other self! You can't get double STDs, you fopdoodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I prefer the movie version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corto Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 You can't get double STDs, you fopdoodle.That's what I used to think as well. Then I got super herpes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 That's what I used to think as well. Then I got super herpes.That's a terrible superpower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 You guys should read this. It's really interesting.Get that thing away from me! *Throws it out a window* D:< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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