jcstinks Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 16 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: engaged So you've still got time to get in on that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 2 hours ago, jcstinks said: I'm only attracted to people I 100% legitimately hate. Not dislike, just hate. Is that why abused women continue in abusive relationships? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Snagged Cub said: Is that why abused women continue in abusive relationships? It's probably why I only talk to the worst people on this forum. Every time they do something shitty to others, it's irresistible. But you're right, I generally end up with people who ignore or otherwise mistreat me. Maybe I should look into that. Edited January 18, 2016 by jcstinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I used to binge watch Married with Children. I feel really guilty about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I draw random stuff in mspaint instead of working on my story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I once broken an ornament in the house and blamed the Cat for it. Everyone still thinks he broke it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarnarus Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 11 minutes ago, Kinharia said: I once broken an ornament in the house and blamed the Cat for it. Everyone still thinks he broke it. You monster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 1 minute ago, sarnarus said: You monster I appologised to the Cat and fed him countless treats, gave him lots of 'nip and I think he's cool with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 15 hours ago, shadowsinhiding said: Â I don't know if its just my choice in women or something but for some reason, every girl i meet and like and would actually would like to date seems to always has a boyfriend! Every fucking time! The odds that the next girl ill meet and like will have a boyfriend is 100% Â its no wonder it took me so long to convince my mum i wasn't gay If there's a good catch out in the wild, an army of penises will flock to her like flies on crap long before you come along. Thus is the law of nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 (edited) I acknowledge that perhaps my demands of the people I live with are utterly unfair. Borderline insane, even. The only reason I keep putting up with the shit I do is because I don't really have anywhere better to live =I Context: I'm a moderately germophobic, short fused, highly anxious organization freak. Noise stresses me out. If you close a door any lounder than the humanly possibly quietest, it will agitate me. If I hear you walking heavily (see: audibly), it will agitate me. Nose blowing, coughing, sneezing, talking, fucking anything, it agitates and stresses me. I'm pretty certain I can't stand living with anyone that isn't a carbon copy of myself. Edited January 19, 2016 by ChaosCalix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Sometimes I wish I could just stay at home and sleep all day so I don't have to face reality 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Just now, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Sometimes I wish I could just stay at home and sleep all day so I don't have to face reality I have that luxury but it's never enough, believe me, reality still hits hard.  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I crop up dirty stories in my head, Like the one I made about Hewge and Mayo  It goes about how Mayo had a huge crush for Garth but Garth is unaware of it, Mayo would go far as to attend art classes with Garth just to see him, he became a good artist himself and strives at it so he can get Garth attention. Garth is straight, Mayo knows this but he's clinging on to that nonexistent hope that Garth will one day love him. Hewge is Mayo's childhood friend who loved him since they were young. They went to the same High School and College, Hewge knows Mayo's love for Garth but didnt intervene, he didnt want to ruin his friendship. Everyday Mayo would return depressed to the dorm room where he shares with Hewge. Mayo again shares to Hewge about his feelings for Garth. Hewge would pretend he's not listening but deep down he's hurt that he can never be the kind of person Garth is. "Have you seen Garth's pecs? Man they look really big and firm" Mayo suddenly said Hewge who was lying on his bed, snapped, he absentmindedly feels his own chest, he have seen Garth's pecs and his entire adonis-like body, It wasnt a surprise that Mayo would like him. Mayo thinking about men's pecs made Hewge's mind running. He wonder how Mayo would feel if he lightly nibble his nipples, would he feel pain or pleasure? Hewge is getting an erection. He hasnt touched himself for a long time and the man he loves is also horny. You do know Garth is straight right? Hewge voiced. Mayo looked uncomfortable, of course mayo knows this and having someone point out his desperation makes him embarrased "I know" Mayo admitted. "But maybe that can change" Hewge eyed him "and how do you exactly change that? "If I try hard enough, he'll like me" Mayo said. "It doesnt work that way, Mayo. Jesus Christ you're even a virgin!" Hewge retorted Mayo frowned "What does my virginity have anything to do with this?" Hewge froze, that really came out of nowhere. He was thinking about Mayo's ass and nipple biting that he accidentally spur nonesense. Hewge have to say something. "Well.. Garth seems like a person who likes a good fuck" Hewge said quickly. "I see.." Mayo said thoughtfully "Hewge?" "Yes?" Hewge replied "Do you know how to fuck?" Mayo asked, his face looks red Hewge is taken aback from the question, honestly he never fucked anyone but he knows better than to tell the truth. "O-of course I have!" Hewge boasted C-can you teach me how to please a man? Mayo asked Hewge's mind went blank. Did Mayo just asked him to fuck him? Hewge thought ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part of story omitted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The End  @Hewge @Mayonnaise @GarthTheWereWolf 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: I crop up dirty stories in my head We should team up and finish my Brass x Joel and Ashley x Rassah erotic friendfiction. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 When I have a job and a place to live, the first thing I'm going to do is begin saving up for a fursuit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, jcstinks said: We should team up and finish my Brass x Joel and Ashley x Rassah erotic friendfiction. Does it involve tentacle hentai? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Does it involve tentacle hentai? Only if I can get some mpreg in there, too. Damn do I love my mpreg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 1 minute ago, jcstinks said: Only if I can get some mpreg in there, too. Damn do I love my mpreg. I guess we have a lot in common then :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Just now, 6tails said: That's one of the best shows to binge watch. Why feel guilty? I fear that one day I may become Al Bundy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 1 minute ago, 6tails said: Look all around you. You just don't have the dumb wife, kids, or shoe salesman position. Otherwise, it's already happening. Be glad you don't have the extra baggage! Yeah, and now that I think about it, I'd love to be married to Katy Sagal. Fukin' 10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 1 minute ago, 6tails said: I'd rather take Christina Applegate. I know she's more flexible. >:3 Someone likes blondes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 14 minutes ago, 6tails said: I guess that means you haven't seen her centerfold. She's a natural brunette. Just googled it the only convincing thing I found was an image linking to 'bobshouseofporn' it can't be legit. Oh, well I may never see it, but I can always dream. OT: I spent five minutes looking for Christina Applegate nudes. Feelin' guilty af. Oh, and sometimes I drive barefoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 19 hours ago, Saxon said: When I have a job and a place to live, the first thing I'm going to do is begin saving up for a fursuit. Knowing you I bet it'll be a murrsuit. :V Confession time! I never actually stuck that borescope camera up my anus. I figured that would be going to far... Tempted, though. :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 I enjoy writing the gore parts in my fanfic way more than I should 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 On 12/11/2015 at 5:46 AM, Kaizy said: So recently I think I've ended up in some sort of polyamorous relationship. This weekend I discovered that I am very much monogamous. Back to the single life for me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Mr. Fox said:  Confession time! I never actually stuck that borescope camera up my anus. I figured that would be going to far... Tempted, though. :v That's like an anti-confession. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Kaizy said: This weekend I discovered that I am very much monogamous. Back to the single life for me. At least you know, right? I'm on the opposite end. I can't be monogamous I: Not because I'm unfaithful or anything, but I find it too stressful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malibu Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 I love gas station food... oh boy do I love gas station food. Just made an am/pm run with a coworker and grabbed myself a double cheeseburger. Gonna save it for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 2 hours ago, ChaosCalix said: At least you know, right? I'm on the opposite end. I can't be monogamous I: Not because I'm unfaithful or anything, but I find it too stressful. Yeah. I don't regret at least trying, and my relationship was good while it was going so I don't regret it or have any bitter feelings about how it turned out. Some people just can't do poly/mono, it's just how it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I wish I could just fuck people without the complications of feelings and jealousy and all that fun shit getting in the way of things, but I just don't function like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I like males. Always have. Thats obvious. Do I like females? I know I like the female form, its aesthetically pleasing (most of it). I find more and more I like the look of masculine females, and feminine males. I find I often look at girls and find some that I think are really  attractive...I always considered this in a platonic way, or have I?  Recently Im starting to wonder if any of it is repressed, because even though I dont mind other people doing it, Id been conditioned to feel its 'wrong' to like that, and Id be responsible for myself. Of course its not overwhelmingly so, but its vaguely there. Like maybe its always been vaguely there. Maybe Im just biased now more than ever. But for me I have always cherished the idea that people are beautiful regardless of gender. Regardless in my social circle it would be hard to be with a female romantically because I'd get a lot of flack for it. So theres a lot I supress and dont reveal. Never will. It will never be worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I'm a big looooooser on and off of the internet. Truly pathetic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 But are you Eversleep? That is the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Mr. Fox said: But are you Eversleep? That is the question. Nope. I'm straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I have trouble translating words into a visual form and images into words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I declared I was going to start working out... back in 2012. I'm still a lazy slob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Kinharia said: I declared I was going to start working out... back in 2012. I'm still a lazy slob. Start with easier goals, like improving your diet. Exercise takes a lot more commitment than saying "I'm not gonna eat/drink that anymore". That's what I set my goal for 2015 as, and I've lost 10~ KG purely by refusing to drink anything but water except on rare occasions. If your daily routine involves any form of activity at all, this'll be a good enough start. Then you can take it the next step, since discipline from managing your diet can pretty easily be pushed towards exercise. Edited January 21, 2016 by ChaosCalix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Although I dislike Metallica as a whole (mainly because of their attitude and lack of recent success) I fucking love Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets. Maybe it is because Dave Mustaine had influence on the band early on, with writing credits on their first few albums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikels Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 17 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: I like males. Always have. Thats obvious. Do I like females? I know I like the female form, its aesthetically pleasing (most of it). I find more and more I like the look of masculine females, and feminine males. I find I often look at girls and find some that I think are really  attractive...I always considered this in a platonic way, or have I?  Recently Im starting to wonder if any of it is repressed, because even though I dont mind other people doing it, Id been conditioned to feel its 'wrong' to like that, and Id be responsible for myself. Of course its not overwhelmingly so, but its vaguely there. Like maybe its always been vaguely there. Maybe Im just biased now more than ever. But for me I have always cherished the idea that people are beautiful regardless of gender. Regardless in my social circle it would be hard to be with a female romantically because I'd get a lot of flack for it. So theres a lot I supress and dont reveal. Never will. It will never be worth it. Tl;dr- "I'm a faggot who pretends to be bi or pan to be edgy and cool, and I think I'm better than the other faggots but I'm really not." Your kind needs to an hero already. 16 hours ago, Barnectomy said: Nope. I'm straight Lucky you. Cherish your heterosexuality and thank God every night that he gifted you with it. You don't know how blessed you truly are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 (edited) On Sunday, January 17, 2016 at 10:50 PM, Endless/Nameless said: Â My jokes suck :VÂ Â edit: didn't mean to add in the quote...not sure how it got there Edited January 22, 2016 by shadowsinhiding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 1 minute ago, mikels said: Tl;dr- "I'm a faggot who pretends to be bi or pan to be edgy and cool, and I think I'm better than the other faggots but I'm really not." Your kind needs to an hero already. Lucky you. Cherish your heterosexuality and thank God every night that he gifted you with it. You don't know how blessed you truly are. Yuuuuup, just keep going... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 3 hours ago, mikels said: Tl;dr- "I'm a faggot who pretends to be bi or pan to be edgy and cool, and I think I'm better than the other faggots but I'm really not." Your kind needs to an hero already. Lucky you. Cherish your heterosexuality and thank God every night that he gifted you with it. You don't know how blessed you truly are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlastairSnowpaw Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 I procrastinate going to sleep even though i always feel like i need more sleep and hate waking up. In the past 4 years or so i only remember one day waking up energized and happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky3000 Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Since going to college, I've tried so many new things and enjoyed most or all of them. One of them is against the rules to mention here :v Until stuff changes in the real world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 7 hours ago, mikels said: Lucky you. Cherish your heterosexuality and thank God every night that he gifted you with it. You don't know how blessed you truly are. Not really. I might as well be asexual because I am incapable of having a relationship. I'm also not religious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 I think I am turning into a phone nerd. Not sure how I feel about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 I only have 1 close friend, and I only see him once every 3 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 It's painfully hard for me to be vocally affectionate, and it's pretty frustrating sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky3000 Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 5 hours ago, Saxon said: Since going to college I've studied a lot. ._. I've done that too, but I was looking more on the side of unique experiences I would not have tried down at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 9 hours ago, funky3000 said: I've done that too, but I was looking more on the side of unique experiences I would not have tried down at home. You would've tried studying at home? What are you, some kind of nerd? :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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